Dragonic Whose Line
D.M.G.- Alright, alright… it has been overdone, but it is so funny that I couldn't help it! This is a Whose Line/ Yu-Gi-Oh crossover with my original characters (includes Hasharu in the third game, she also has a millennium item, the name is not mentioned until chapter 10… so don't worry about it.) Enjoy, and don't forget to review… All thoughts and introductions are Italics and all parentheses are Author notes, just in case.
Disclaimer (as if I truly need it here) - I don't own anything except Mina, Marin, the Millennium Locket, Hasharu, Hensheri, and their Millennium Item… Established in The Betrayal Chronicles. In case you don't know, most disclaimers run for the whole story they precede, so no flames saying "You didn't say you didn't own it" because I'll say "you weren't paying attention".
Chapter One- Party Quirks
Mina enters double doors from the back of an auditorium, filled to capacity with audience members. She smiles brightly as she prepares to introduce that evening's contestants. "Good Evening, everyone. On tonight's show we have:
" "I am the master of the Egyptian Gods" Yami Atemu" (Authoress- I used his true name as his last because I'm not sure of this one… sorry in advance, he's only called Pharaoh in the Series, so I assume you all can forgive me…) Yami bows slowly at the announcing of his name and sits in one of four chairs facing a oak desk, with a buzzer button and a black coffee mug.
Mina continues to read of the introductions" "I am the master of the Millennium Rod" Marik Ishtar" Marik flashes a sweet smile of "I'm not evil, I swear," at the audience, who was till that point cowering in fear.
Mina softly giggles at the audience's antics and introduces the next player in her little game " "I am the master of Ceremonies" Seto Kaiba," Kaiba give a soft "yes, I am" smirk as Mina explains to herself that it was supposed to be Pegasus, but he skipped out. "The last, and certainly not least "I am the master of my own fate" Joey Wheeler. And I am your fan-tabulous host, Mina "Redwing"" Mina finishes before walking to afore mentioned desk. Then she introduces the game which they are playing, "welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway- Yu-Gi-Oh style. This is the only game I know of that the points don't matter, that's right the points don't matter, just like Joey's first name to Kaiba. Sorry about that, but let's get this party started. If you haven't seen or read this show before, these actors come up here and make up everything right of the top of their heads. On to the first game, party quirks, one of my favorite games, other than props, of course. Marik will be hosting the party and I will bring in the others with the doorbell, each has a special quirk or identity and Marik must figure it out."
Marik stands towards the middle of the stage and pantomimes setting up for the party, then says "let's see, I have chips, pop, dip, veggie sticks, and music."
Joey enters the scene as a hyper puppy, laughter from Kaiba soon ensues, "barkwoofbarkbarkwoofbark" Joey barks then he tackles Marik.
Marik yells, "get off!" Then, he coughs as Joey licks him on the face, "get off you mongrel!"
Joey continues to act as a hyper puppy, adding a "barkbarkwoofbarkwoof" then jumps off of Marik, allowing him to get off of the floor, followed by another doorbell sound effect.
Kaiba enters as Mokuba, and speaks in a high voice that sounds more like Yugi then anything, "he's just excited, Marik, big brother, puuuuppppy's in twwwouble," while shaking his finger at Joey, who in turn bites him. Then, using his normal voice, he yells at Joey, "stupid mutt! That hurt you idiot!"
This is followed by another doorbell, and Yami entering, acting like Mina, and he speaks in an almost squeaky high voice "hey Marik, how's things goin'?"
Marik repilies with "not bad, not bad at all."
Yami pets Joey softly and Joey nips at him, then Yami yells at Joey "don't get me mad" then, roars about as loud and intimidating as possible, sounding like Mina's dragon side which was established in Legend of the Dragons- chapter six. He continues in his normal voice "Ow, that hurt!" The buzzer, pressed by Mina, follows this.
"Alright, Marik, can you guess who or what these jokers were," Mina asks as soon as she pressed the buzzer button.
"Joey was a very naughty puppy?" Marik guesses very closely to the actual reality.
And, Joey sits down as Mina says "close enough" "Joey was a hyper puppy…" Mina elaborates.
"Kaiba was his little brother," Marik continues. Kaiba nods and returns to his seat, as Marik finishes with "Yami was you, Mina."
"Very good, Marik, 2000 points to you for not only getting it all right, but also being tackled by Joey. Joey, 1000 points to you taking your revenge on Kaiba in a PG manner! 300 points to Kaiba because Joey bit him and because he made a cute Mokuba!" Mina gives the points, but of course, Kaiba has to pipe in.
"No fair, that mutt got more points than me." Kaiba had to go and add his two cents.
"What's your point, the points don't matter, remember?"
Kaiba growls and Mina switches her cards
"Time for a break, I'll be back," Mina said the last half of this in an Austrian Accent.
Backstage, Mina and I have a bit of a conversation "I hope people Review… I need ideas for an unlikely movie title for Foreign Film Dub."
I responded with "eh, knowing fanfiction I'm sure we'll come up with something."
"Don't you mean "I'll come up with something?""
"Yah, that to." Then I add to all reviewers "I have modified this story so Fanfiction won't delete it… Nothing else has been changed, I promise… I would never change too much stuff without giving an explaination…"
