what thay carried back

fanficshun by jellot and thetallguy666

it was at the end of the veitnamn war and tim obrien was about to go home from the vietnam war where he was. but he was never ther and it was a lie.

tim obrien wa a gofer for most of the summer becase he was worred abutt going to war where he wasnt. and that was true.

when timo bryand was get draft notice in postbox, hee reelized at 1nce that he was going to have to go to war but didnt want to, so he ran and ran and ran and and ran and ran ran some more until he reached canada but wasnt yet. he stopped becase there was river and tim culdnt get over on boat. so he met old guy nemmed leroy who was have boat and thot about take it across but was inbearsass. so he walked and walked and walked and walked to vietnam. which was real happen. except for part with river.

now it was real war and tim had evil friend named acar. azer was a realy bad guy who killed pupies and people sometime. when tim was war azar and him obrien would pull pranked on other marynes. but azar wasnt real, he was cymbal!

so azar and tim were get ready to raid a vullage but tim relized that axer was a reall bad guy so he sad "NO! I WILL NOT HELP YOU KILLE THE CHILDREN AND PEAUNIUTS HERE IN VIETNAM! WE MUST BE HEROS OF AMERICA!" and azar said "laffed. i will not stop becase i am akshully you!"" and tim o brien said "NOT TRUE!" but it was true from story but not in really (it was false...)

the 3nd tim time obreen was on veetnamen, his budddy lemming tree said to he "tim look the village is poop feeld"\

and then time obrien sed "no the vietnamsezs are ont in these fillage" and they went. but morterz attackds them and they cryed. azar went in the ground and they coldnt get him out so they didnt. timmy was sad so he wrote abook called the things thay cread but it was lies

anyway acer went downn and tim was crysd and jimmy cross was cross and jimmy brien was breened and th whole company did dobby's drugs and it was gud.

back home norm bowman killed self.

mary anne was the female frend of one of the mans and she turnd into a vietnamzses tunge eatr

she made jewlerayur of tungzes and the men were scard but appreatneyl that was the end of that story for tim

tim then said he made all of it up. and every word of this story was true. i sware to it.

they carred guns back but then the armys tuk them and thy went hom.

to be cuntinued?