AN: I've read so many awesome Loki/Darcy fics and in return I offer this mediocre OOC Loki/Darcy fic! Enjoy!


You're from the seventies but I'm a nineties bitch! I don't care! I love it!

The heavy beat and cheerful runs of Icona Pop rang through the club. Loki rolled his eyes. Stark had stubbornly insisted that they have an "Avengers and Co." night out, to teach Steve about modern culture. From his seat at the bar, the son of Laufey could keep a careful eye on all of the members of the team. Stark was seated on one of the corner couches, flirting shamelessly with Ms. Potts. She seemed exasperated yet amused, so it must have been going well. Steve was sitting at one of the tables, attempting to fend off the numerous females who were flirting with him. Loki had seen Robin Hood drunkenly pulling the Lady Spider into the coat room about an hour ago, and they had not yet exited. Jane was trying to teach Thor how to dance near the edge of the stage. Banner, like Loki, was keeping removed from the fray while watching the members of the team.

Wait…Darcy! In a moment of panic, the Asgardian realized that he'd lost the beautiful brunette. He scanned the crowd, but the small woman was invisible in the crush. He shot a glance up to Banner. Perhaps Banner could see her from the upper portion. Darcy? He mouthed.

Banner just winked at him and grinned, a grin that a God of Mischief would appreciate was he not so unnerved by the disappearance of-

Oh, thank god. Darcy was making her way through the crowd to come and talk to Loki.

"Come and dance! You'll like this song!" A wide, knowing smile crossed her face. "It's very…..you."

Loki cocked his head, realizing the song had changed to one with pulsing, fast bass and shredding highs.

"Darcy, I don't danc-" His reply was cut off as she yanked him out of his chair.

"Too bad! You've got to have some sort of skill, no one can look that hot and not be able to dance. Statistical anomaly."

She thought he was hot? She must have really been drinking to think- never mind. There were more important thing to ponder, like how he was suddenly immersed in bouncing and weaving mortals with Darcy pressed up against him. The song really was a fast one, and catchy in its repetitiveness. He began to move, only to have the beat stop.

I want to kill everybody in the world… Owweeeeoooweeeeeeooo…..I want to eat your heart….. I want to kill everybody in the world…Owweeeeoooweeeeeeooo…..I want to eat your heart…..I want to kill everybody in the world-

And the bass resumed, pounding and fierce. Darcy grinned up at him as she dances in tempo.

"See?" she shouted. "I knew you'd like it!"

And Loki grinned back, and began to weave, bounce and slide with her.

Above it all, Bruce Banner laughed. Only Darcy would have an ex-supervillain dance to this song with her.