AN: Bold is Narrator, and I apologize for any out of character behavior in advance.
Percabeth, appropriate or not? Controversy over this pairing has sparked up around the block and it is the duty of Hephaestus Reality to bring you the latest go- I mean news. We're interviewing some of the people closest to and the actual subjects of go- I mean news. Are first interview is with Grover, close friend to the new couple and a satyr searcher for Pan.
Grover: "Wh- where am I? Who are you? Why am I tied to a chair in a dark room?! I swear, I've never heard of the Street Corner Mini Market, and I certainly know nothing about the mysterious thief who stole only tin foil, apples, and coffee beans! Ok you got me, I'm the thief, but I was really hungry, looking for Pan is a lot of work and.."
Never mind that right now, tell us about Percy and Annabeth!
Grover: "O-ok, Pe-Percy is the son of Posiedon and…"
Not that kind of information, we want to know about their love life, when did they start dating, why, and other trivi- I mean important news!
Grover: They're dating! When did this happen, and why wasn't I informed?! I mean I realize that I'm searching for Pan, and they're probably busy with the whole war thing, but you think they could take some time out of their busy schedule to Iris-message me or something. I mean if they have time to have dates, then they must have time to form or find a rainbow sometime for Zeus's sake! This is about me searching for Pan isn't it, and leaving them behind because they're humans, isn't it. Satyr prejudice, Satyr predjudice! I'm sorry you guys, but I don't think Pan would be thrilled to wake up and find the race that destroyed his wilderness with a satyr searcher! How many times must I apologize! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
Looks like its time to move on to our next interview with Clarisse, a fellow camper to the love birds and a daughter of Ares. For all you folks wondering at home, she's single!
Clarisse: What the-, where the heck am I supposed to be? Camera world? What are you grinnin' at blondie?
Hello Clarisse, this is Hephaestus Reality interviewing you about the relationship between Percy and Annabeth! What do you think about this latest couple?
Clarisse: They're dating now!? Figures a loser would go for another loser!
Um, I'm not quite sure I heard you correctly there Clarisse, do you harbor some sort of resentment towards Percy, or jealously towards Annabeth?
Clarisse: Of course I resent Percy, in fact I downright hate him! He turned the Ares name into a laughing stock, we Ares cabin used to rule the Camp, and now even the Demeter cabin scoffs at us! Jealousy over what?
Oh, I see I thought you just might have had just a teeny crush on Percy or something, nothing to big.
Clarisse: WHAT?! A CRUSH, ON TOILET BOY!? HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST IT AS A POSSIBITLITY! I SHOULD HAVE YOU TURNED INTO A PRAIRIE DOG FOR EVEN THINKING IT!
Right, of course! Well let's just stuff her in the closet with the satyr and move on! Just kidding, they were both returned to their original places, TEE HEE! Now on to our next interrag- I mean interview with Dionysus AND Chiron, a double interview, YAY! So first off, Dionysus how do you feel their relationship is affecting you?
Mr. D: Oh goody, we have a new couple. Now if one of them dies I'll have to deal with the other one whining and sulking about the camp.
That certainly is a… err well interesting take on an old question.
Mr. D: Thanks, I pride myself in my originality.
So Chiron, how is the relationship being treated at the Camp? Every one is accepting it well I hope?
Chiron: Well I haven't been really keeping track really, you see I wasn't quite fully aware of this turn of events, but everybody has been behaving regularly. As regularly as preparing for war is handled that is.
Excellent, it is quite good to know that they are being treated well. Dionysus how would you respond to Chiron's question and Chiron vice versa?
Mr. D: Probably around the same thing, except with more sarcasm and less love.
Chiron: As far as I've observed the wavelengths of the relationship hasn't reached my tranquil inner pool of peace.
Thank you both for joining me and responding so uniquely to the questions, our guards will now have you join our previous guests. Well looks like it's time for a commercial break, but don't change the channel now Olympians, we'll be back with more insipid go- I mean shocking news after a few short messages from our sponsors.
