A/N: Hi everybody! This is the very firststory/poem I've ever posted on this website or on the internet period, so please be nice, okay? You wouldn't believe the guts it took me to decide to post this!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Christmas song I am parodying, or Dilandau.
Dilandau's Christmas Carol
By: ArtemisMoon
Story Type: Song Parody
(Sung to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire")
Fanelians Roasting on an open fire,
Dilandau slashing at your nose,
An annoying chant sung by an invisible monk choir,
And, well, you know how the story goes.
Everyone knows that guymelefs and an exciting fight,
Can help, to make Dilandau bright.
And dragon slayers, with their eyes all aglow,
Are watching the town burn tonight.
They know that Dilandau will have his way,
And that all his enemies are gonna pay,
And every bad guy is gonna smile,
To see if Van's guymelef can really fly.
And so, I'm offering this simple phrase,
To people, from one to ninety-two,
And though it's been screamed, many times, many ways,
Dilandau is coming for you.
A/N: I hope you liked it. And even if you didn't, it was written in a moment of insanity so you'll have to forgive me, lol...Please review!
