Farhan Malek presents...

'Green Mother, Black Father!' (The Garfield Rap Battle).

(NOTES: I want to thank you for reviewing my 'Independence of MONDAY' fanfic recently, Christopher Spielberg! So, i want to tell you that this is my special 15th FANFIC of Garfield! Hooray! And that this is also my first rap battle fanfic that i talk about the popular phrase in Malaysia, 'mak kau hijau' and 'bapa kau hijau' which literally means, 'Your mom is green' and 'Your father is black!' It is due to the popularity of Incredible Hulk among Malaysians, though! And i create this fanfic to increase the popularity of these two phrases i mean just now!):

(6:30 AM. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2015 at Room 1-4-11, Seri Maju Apartment, Kota Kinabalu):

Jon just waked up on the morning... Then he went to the kitchen. But as he reach there, he felt shocked seeing me staring at him angrily... Then, we start our rap battle:

(Me):

Hey Jon! Where's my breakfast? Have you fix it? I'm hungry right now! Because i forgot dinner last night... Hey! Now if i don't take breakast... I may die due to gastric, you know?

(Jon):

Just do it yourself, kid! Did you see that i'm busy... Tonight i have a date with Liz because we have an agreement! Also that today is 9/11! And i can't just sit down do nothing, okay?

(Me):

I don't care! If you don't want to fix me breakfast... I can fix it myself but once you came out... I may lock you outside the door so you can't enter then... BEAST!

(Jon):

Okay fine... If you give me this threat, then i'm calling the police! May you get punished on the court and you may sleep one night in the jail... For threatening to kill me, JERK!

(Me):

Oh yeah? Fine! You are really a dumb! But that you have dated Dr. Liz! You're covering your dumbness in order to impress her, right? Now that you're a polka fan, i think that you have a polka dot fever, DORK!

(Jon):

Hey watch your mouth, mister! Even if i am a dork, i am a great NINJA ever, you know? If i have ever slashed my samurai sword on your body... You may sleep on the hospital for months, pablo!

(Me):

Oh yeah? If i am a pablo... You are the son of a b***h! Well, YOUR MOTHER IS GREEN, AND YOUR FATHER IS INCREDIBLE HULK! THEN YOUR YOUNG BROTHER, DOC BOY IS HULK HOMER SIMPSON, YOU KNOW?!

(Jon):

Now i'm gonna strangle you, suavé! HOW COULD YOU SAID THAT TO ME? Well, YOUR FATHER IS BLACK, AND YOUR MOTHER IS THE BLACK WIDOW! Don't you know that your siblings was THE SIX ROHINGYA IMMIGRANTS FROM MYANMAR, WHERE THEY WAS ALSO BLACK TOO! AND YOU'RE ALSO THE SON OF A B***H, BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS AN ORANG MINYAK (OILY MAN), WHOSE HIS JOB WAS IMPREGNATING GIRLS ON EVERY NIGHT, BECAUSE THAT HE IS AN EVIL GHOST, YOU KNOW?!

(Me):

That's it! Now i admit defeat... You win! And i'm sorry if i have yelled you just now...

(Jon):

Well, thank you... And i'm sorry for discriminizing you just now... Then, let's forgot this thing forever, okay?

(Me):

Okay... You're welcome! And that's what i want to hear...

(Song ends).

After the song ends... Jon and i hug and admit apology for arguing... Then Garfield woke out of his sleep and asks, "Jon, where's my lasagna breakfast?". There, we laugh together... X3!

-THE END!-