+ Tala explains one of the many reasons why he likes Kai so much… Tala POV, very short oneshot.
+ Warnings: Big butts… Talk of erections… Good Lord.
+ Disclaimer: I own it not.
+ A/N: I just… Don't know what to say XD
I Like Big Butts
'I like Kai's butt and cannot lie,
You other 'bladers can't deny,
That when Kai walks in with his itty bitty waist
And his round thing in your face,
You get a raging hard-on!'
I have to say, that I might have a teensy obsession with big bums… I just like the big, round, plumpness of a big bum. I guess that's what first attracted me to Kai. His bum. There's a lot to grab onto, and grab onto it I do!
He's walking past me now, as I'm sat on the couch. He's mumbled something about going to get a drink, and as he passes me, I can't help but reach out and pinch his bum a little. He raises his eyebrows at me and smirks, and I just smile innocently back at him.
I watch him through the open kitchen door. He's bent over, his head in a cupboard, looking for a glass. His bum is stuck right out, round and juicy. I swear he's teasing me. If he's trying to turn me on, he doesn't have to. I'm already completely randy and up for some loving.
He's always had that big arse of his. Even as a little child, his bum seemed abnormally big. He used to get quite embarrassed about it, but I always told him I liked it. I've got to have been gay from birth. I mean, seriously. What eight-year-old boy tells his male friend that he likes his bum, and isn't gay?
Kai has straightened back up, and closed the cupboard door. He's pouring himself a glass of Coke, but I'm barely noticing it. My eyes are fixed on his buttocks, and I have an overpowering urge to get up and go and grab his cute little bum. I say 'little'… But we all know it isn't.
He turns around, and I'm now staring at his crotch. Not that I mind, it's just as nice as his bum. His crotch gets bigger and closer as Kai walks back into the room. He just keeps his eyebrows raised, and shakes his head at me.
"You'll go blind if you don't stop staring," he said, sitting back down next to me.
"I can't help it. They're such nice views," I replied, shrugging.
He smirked and took a sip of his drink. I couldn't help but look down into his lap. I must be sex-obsessed. It might just have been his jeans, but I'm sure he was sporting a little erection. Not that his erection is little, either. It's quite the opposite, and feels damn good inside my-
"Tala, you're staring again," Kai said.
I looked up, and saw him looking at me. He raised his eyebrows again, and pointed to his own mouth, indicating that there was something wrong with mine. I raised a hand to my own mouth and wiped, feeling a little dribble of wetness at the corner of my lips. How long had I been drooling for?
"Ahem," I cleared my throat, "I notice you didn't get me a drink whilst you were in the kitchen," I said.
"You never asked for one," Kai replied bluntly, his eyes on the television.
"Well I want one now. Go and get me one, please?"
I leaned on his arm, and gazed up puppy-like into his eyes. My hand was daring to move to his crotch and give it a good squeeze. He sighed, and got up again, causing me to fall onto the couch. I sat back up, and watched as he entered the kitchen, and bent back over to search the cupboard for another glass, his bum sticking right out once more.
Damn, that boy had a fine arse.
A/N: I don't know about raging hard-ons, but I have a raging headache *clutches head*.
I'm having issues writing my oneshots… So I'm just trying my best at the moment -_-'
Ehh… Review?
