YALLO! I IS BACK!
Well, thanks to all my reviewers from the last story and whatnot.
Erm, this takes place 8 years in the future, Sasuke is 25 and Sakura is 24.
Enjoy
Ydwtk
Repent
Chapter one
Lots of bad things!
Eight years later.
Sasuke and Sakura had 5 kids, Sanosuke (8), Sayuri (8), Obito (6), Kimiko (4) and Kaira (4 her and Kimiko are twins. a/n I feel so sorry for Sakura.). Sanosuke and Sayuri were dark, much like their father. Sayuri had inherited her mother's eyes and looks, and, like the rest of the girls, black hair with pink streaks. Sanosuke was tall, and inherited everything from his father, the hair, eyes, and looks. It was a joke that Sakura could use if Sanosuke wasn't behaving.
Obito and his sisters were a lot alike. Obito was hyper like his mother, and so were his sisters. Obito was friendly and idolized his older brother. Both Sanosuke and Sasuke twitched whenever he revered Sanosuke. He liked ramen, and called Naruto "uncle dobe", which pissed the Rokudaime off a lot and made Sakura crack up. Kaira and Kimiko were like the average schoolgirls, but then again, they were only four.
Obito had just joined the academy, and was doing fairly well. Sayuri and Sanosuke were at the top of their class. Sayuri was adored by the guys, but the head of her fanclub was none other than Kazenami (Uzamaki) Minato. Naruto changed his name but kept Uzamaki as sort of a second name. He named his son after his father, because he felt that this time around the Hokage's son should know his heritage.
Sanosuke also had a large fanclub, and he paid them no mind. His attention was on keeping the pervs of his sister's fanclub from getting anywhere near her. Sayuri would chuckle whenever he did so, and then she would smirk and go back to whatever she was doing.
On a different note, Sasuke had become head of ANBU. Itachi still wasn't dead, but Sasuke had a family. Sakura ran the hospital, and the medical corps for that matter.
During their marriage they had only had one real fight that hadn't resulted in them having sex (anymore than they normally do! It's a wonder they don't have more kids! a/n I know, I'm so evil) and that was because Sakura had to teach Sasuke medical ninjutsu. The only reason it didn't end up in sex was they were out in the middle of the training grounds.
Ino and Shikamaru got married, and had one daughter. They had their own daycare service which Shikamaru really did not enjoy, but he did it anyways. Tenten and Neji got married and had one son, who became one of Sanosuke's many rivals and Sayuri's many admirers. Neji became the head of the clan, because Hinata surrendered the position as soon as she could. Speaking of which, Hinata and Naruto now lead a peaceful life. Naruto was Hokage and Hinata worked at Shikamaru and Ino's daycare business.
Sasuke sighed. Naruto had made him do all the paper work, AGAIN! Now the dobe was demanding that he come to his office.
Sasuke walked down the hall, his hands in the pockets of his black pants. He walked into the office, opening the door without asking.
"Oi, teme!" Naruto yelped. "I have a mission for you."
"Dobe, get someone else to do it." Sasuke growled.
"It might have something to do with Akatsuki." Naruto said.
"And? I have a family, if you forgot."
"Damn, I thought that would get your attention. Oh, well. You are the only one who can do it anyways. It's an s-ranked mission.
"Fine, what is it."
"I'll tell you, but for both of our sakes don't tell Sakura-chan." Sasuke flinched at the suffix.
He's Hokage, Sasuke tried to calm his over protectiveness. "Get on with it."
"You have to… go to a whorehouse." Sasuke winced visibly.
"You need to pose as a drunken patron and purchase a specific girl for the night. Get her drunk and do whatever you need to get the scroll from her. The scroll contains important pay- I mean documents. Like I said, don't tell Sakura-chan."
Sasuke was boiling. He was basically assigning Sasuke to cheat on his wife. "No. Way. In. Hell. Dobe."
"Fine. I am ORDERING you to do this mission. Do it or your fired."
"Then I guess I'm fired."
"NANI?!?!?!" Naruto screamed.
"I do have honor, you know, and sleeping with another woman just doesn't go along with that."
"I'll double your salary! And the reward to! I'll give you a lifetime supply of tomatoes! Just do the goddamn mission!" Naruto yelled.
"No." Sasuke growled.
"Then I will kick you out of the village for treason."
"You can't do that." Sasuke retorted.
"I am Hokage, of course I can. Do the goddamn mission teme!"
"Fine. I will do the assignment. But I will NOT sleep with that woman." And with that Sasuke turned on his heel and left.
One week later, Sasuke was waiting at the whorehouse, waiting for the prostitute to come on. The next time I see Naruto, I will castrate him. Sasuke thought as another pair of girls came on. Sasuke's jaw dropped. They were the two fangirls from Sakura's birthday party eight years before. Sasuke's pants tightened at the memory as they began to strip.
Sasuke glanced down at the picture of the whore he was waiting for. Fuck no… he thought. One of the twins happened to be the whore he was looking for. They were dressed in their underwear now, and they were swinging their long black hair seductively.
The lights dimmed, and then the manager came back on. "Okay, place your bids and we'll be back!" the manager disappeared.
Sasuke downed his eighth shot that night and snarled. He placed his bid, making sure to bid so high that no one could afford to outbid him.
"And the winner is a mister Tosuke Okora!" said the manager a few minutes later. He was using Tosuke because everyone knew the name Uchiha, and he did not want his honor being impugned. Orochimaru had taken him to a whorehouse once, but Sasuke never EVER wanted to go back.
Sasuke downed his entire bottle and ordered another set. It took a lot of alcohol to get him drunk, but when he did… he flashed back to the first time he had been drunk. Sakura had told him that they had sex like 20 times. The thought amused him, and then he remembered that was the night he got Sakura pregnant with Obito. Or at least he thought it was that night. No wonder he's so hyper…
He went back to the room and almost gasped when he entered it. The girls were already naked. They pounced on him in the same manner as they had eight years before.
"Slow downz, pretty ladyz. I got some stuff for both of ya." He said, deliberately slurring his words. He handed them each a bottle of sake and downed one of his own.
"That's fine, Sasuke-kun." They both said seductively.
"Where you clothes, takin them off arz half the fun?" he said. He grabbed another bottle of sake from the case and downed it. He tossed it into a nearby wall.
"We'll put them back on, Sasuke-kun." They both walked off, swinging their hips seductively. They emerged with their clothes on. Very sluttish clothes, that is. (A/n not describing them. Think revealing nurses/maids outfit hybrid. Use your imagination.)
Sasuke poofed and made two clones, and then jumped back into the shadows, masking his chakra.
"Now you can have double the fun." The Sasuke clones said.
The clones led them to the bed, and Sasuke snuck out of the room. He could hear the moans of the women already, and didn't want to know what his clones were doing.
He searched every room where he didn't hear moans coming from, and he eventually found the scrolls. He went back to the room and found his clones asleep with the whores. His clones got up and walked over to him.
"They were horrible fucks," they both whispered. They disappeared and Sasuke winced at when he received the memories. I WILL NEVER GO TO A WHOREHOUSE AGAIN!!!!
Sasuke ran out of the building with all speed to Konoha. He promised to himself that he would spend time with his family this weekend, to repent for what he just did.
Sasuke yawned with relief. He made a week's journey in one night and was tired.
Too tired for a round of sex with Sakura? His inner said.
Never too tired for that. He smirked to himself.
He climbed through his bedroom window and found his Sakura waiting for him.
Sasuke closed the window and ran over to his wife. He kissed her fiercely. "I'm home." He said once they broke.
"Whad' ya do?" Sakura was slurring her words. She NEVER slurred her words.
"Are you drunk?"
"Goddamn it, I'm depressed! My fucking good-for-nothing-excuse-for-a-husband just spent a week at a fucking WHOREHOUSE!!!" she screamed.
"I spent a night, but I didn't do anything." Sasuke was screwed. He was definitely screwed. And so was Naruto. "How did you find out anyway?"
"You left the scroll next to your Sake bottle. Kimiko read it, but thank god she doesn't know what it means. She brought it to me." Sakura was no longer slurring her words, so she picked up her Sake bottle and attempted to take a large gulp, but Sasuke beat her to it. He grabbed the bottle and placed it on the nightstand.
"Where are the kids?" Sasuke said sternly.
"Is that all you care about? Your heirs?"
"Sakura!" Sasuke snapped. "You know I love you. Now stop acting like this. I love my family and want to protect them, but where are the kids?"
"NO! You don't care! Stop lying! You only want me for your kids! " Sakura sobbed.
Sasuke hated seeing her tears. He wrapped his arms around her and brought her close. "Shhhhh" he rocked her in his arms and kissed the top of her head. "I love you." He whispered, but those three words carried all of his love, his care.
Sakura froze; it was as if he had never said those words to her before. She kissed him, and for once he let her take the lead, and he was calm and passionate, like never before.
"I love you too, Sasu-kun." She wanted to just stay there, in Sasuke's arms. "The kids are at Ino's. She promised to keep them there until you got back. On another note, Sayuri and Sanosuke have gotten it into their heads that they get their own room, so Kimiko and Kaira are bunking with Obito."
"Well, Naruto owes me a lifetime supply of tomatoes, a significant payday and raise in salary, so we'll get a room for everyone. I'll go get the kids now, you stay here." Sasuke smiled. He got up and changed from his ANBU outfit to his normal clothes. He kissed Sakura quickly and left.
He walked to Ino's house, and then snickered when he thought of how Ino would react to seeing him now. It was almost 3 in the morning, so he doubted either Ino or Shikamaru would be happy to se him. He foresaw a slap from Ino and a harsh scolding as well. He knocked on the door and side stepped to avoid Ino's hand as she opened the door.
"I've come for my kids."
"They're asleep. I should be too, but if it wasn't for you baka. Why are you here are you going to take your kids and leave the village?" Ino spat.
Sasuke snapped. His hand shot out and grabbed Ino's throat.
"Kage mane no jutsu." Sasuke couldn't move, and he was forced to drop Ino.
"Nara let me go." He growled. Said genius stood at the end of
"No."
Sasuke immediately broke the jutsu and glared at Shikamaru. "I didn't come here for a one-sided fight."
"Sure seems like it."
"I-" Sasuke was cut off when another door opened. Sanosuke walked out, rubbing his eyes. He was dressed in his blue pajama pants and shirt with the Uchiha emblem on the back.
"Dad?" he grunted.
"Come on, let's go home." Sasuke smiled warmheartedly at his son, completely forgetting his conflict with Ino. "Let's get you all home."
Sasuke walked over and placed his hand on his son's hair.
"You're upset, dad. What's wrong?" Sanosuke was too perceptive for his own good.
"I feel a little down, that's all. Go get Obito."
"Hn." Sanosuke walked back into his room and a loud thump could be heard.
"Sanosuke! What the fuck was that for?!"
"Obito!" Sasuke snapped, walking into the room. "Did I just hear what I thought I heard?"
"Dad!" Obito ran over and hugged his father.
"Obito, we're going home. Get your bags packed and let's go. You can sleep all you want once you get home."
Sasuke turned and left the room. "Where are my daughters?"
"Upstairs. Kimiko and Kaira might still be awake; they keep saying that they aren't going to bed because the monsters are going to get them."
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY? I HAVEN'T GOT A SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT OF SLEEP THIS ENTIRE FUCKING WEEK! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FUCKING MONSTERS! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!!!" came a scream from upstairs. Sasuke twitched. That was his daughter alright.
Sasuke walked up the stairs and opened the door. "Sayuri, your mother WILL know about that." He growled.
Kaira and Kimiko rushed over to him. "Daddy!" he dropped to one knee and hugged his daughters.
"Now, what's with the monsters?"
"They keep looking outside the window, I can see them. One got big red eyes; One of them has weird teeth," said Kaira.
"They dressed in black, oh and with pretty red clouds on them." said Kimiko
Sasuke froze. "We're leaving now. Get your clothes." Sasuke turned to the stairs "LAZY ASS! SOUND THE ALARM! IT'S AKATSUKI!"
"NANI??" screamed Ino.
Sasuke turned to help his daughters pack.
Obito and Sanosuke ran upstairs, their bags on their shoulders.
A minute later there were 5 Sasuke's and all of them were packed.
He picked up his children and their bags (which made Sanosuke glare at his father) and he left at full speed for the mansion.
When he got to their front door, he put his children down. "Go inside, quickly. Sanosuke, tell your mother 'its Itachi.' She'll know what it means."
"So one of those monsters is our uncle?" said Obito quietly.
"How did you know?!" Sasuke snapped.
"Uncle Dobe told us. He came over to pick up his son and Kaira and Kimiko begged him for a story. So he started blabbing on about your childhood. He started talking about you being emo because of your brother Itachi who had done something, but Auntie Ino cut him off, screaming "Sasuke would have our heads if you told them!"(Obito is doing his Ino impression) and Uncle Dobe replied "so what, he can't kill me, I'm Hokage!" and then they started yelling at each other about your mission. Daddy, what's a divorce?"
Sasuke was twitching. THAT. DOBE. IS. DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I can't tell you right now. Now get inside and find mommy." He said.
Once they were all gone, Sasuke formed several hand seals. A purple wall appeared and surrounded the compound.
"No one leaves, no one enters."
Okay, I just made Sasuke go through hell with his wife, and now he's paranoid about Itachi coming to get his kids.
What will Sasuke do?
Hmm, who should be kidnapped, Sakura, the kids, or the dobe?
Sasuke and Sakura: the dobe.
Well, they've made up their minds.
Vote and see who will be GONE for the majority of the story. Personally, my vote is in for Naruto, I just can't stand him.
R&R
Ydwtk
