Wander Goes to Equestria
This is my first fan fiction and I really like Wander over Yonder and My Little Pony, so shut it and read. (My dad is a writer, so I guess it's in my blood. Anyway, here it is).
Chapter one: Through the Portal
"Take that Hater!" Silvia yells in rage as she kicks her and her best friend Wander's enemy, Lord Hater. "You deserve it after hating everything. And stealing Wander's cookie. Who does that?" "I do!" Hater replied in a big, booming voice. "And it was the best cookie I ever had! And that won't be the only thing I steal. Once the galaxy is mine, I will steal everything else!" "Well that doesn't seem fair, now does it?" Wander asked Hater in a very persuasive way. Of course, this tac-tic did not work on hater. "I'm evil, I do not DO fair!" Lord Hater said. Wander wanted to change Lord Hater's view of things. "Well, if you wanted a cookie you could have just asked. I would have given you one. That probably would have changed your attitude." Wander's kindness annoyed Lord Hater. "I don't WANT to change my attitude! I am EVIL!" Lord Hater cried out. Silvia was not impressed. "Well, as evil as you can be, with a dress." Lord Hater was enraged. "It's a robe!" Silvia found this hilarious and amusing. "ooooooh! SO manly!" She said sarcastically. Wander was confused. "Are you SURE its not a dress? That would make more sense." "HOW would that make sense?" Lord Hater asked. Wander replied, "I thought you were a girl." Wander and Silvia started laughing like crazy. Lord Hater had HAD IT. "I AM NOT A GIRL! AND I CAN STEAL AS MANY COOKIES AS I WANT! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you." He whined as he ran away. He climbed into his spaceship, with the help of his eyeball minions(Watchdogs), whining like a girl, and flew away. "Well, that was fun!" Wander said, being his usually optimistic self. Silvia wanted to get as far away from Hater as possible. "Lets get out of here!" Wander took out his bubble juice and blew into the wand. But nothing happened. "Hmm. Let me try that again." Wander said. He blew into the wand again. Still, nothing happened. Silvia was getting impatient. "Don't tell me… We ran out of orbal juice. Again." Wander refused to accept that. "Don't worry. Third times a charm, right?" He blew into the wand, once again. But still, nothing happened. "Hmm," Wander thought. "Maybe its defective." "MAYBE we have to go get some more!" Silvia cut in. Wander excidedly hopped onto Silvias back. "Yay! Adventure!" Wander and Silvia walked a long, tiring journey, but ended up on a strange and colorful planet. All planets are normal to Wander, but something about this planet was just… weird. It seemed like no one was on it. "Hello?" Wander called out. "Anyone home? We're kind of lost and ran out of orbal juice. Do you know where we could find some more? Hellloooooo!? Bonk!" He ran into a mirror. But it wasn't just any mirror. It was a mirror that could take him somewhere entirely different. He didn't know it yet, but this was a place where he could make new friends and help new people. This new planet was called… Equestria. "oh, cool! Silvia, are you seeing this!? Now, WHAT on EARTH is a mirror doing in the middle of the planet? Weird." Silvia was concerned. "Wander, I don't know about this. Maybe we should… um, leave." "Now, Silvia," Wander said, "Maybe there's someone on this planet that needs our help. What if this mirror belongs to someone? Maybe we should return it." "WHO would lose a mirror?" "I don't know. A giant?" "A giant?" Silvia asked. Wander ignored her. "And it's such a pretty mirror." Wander said, patting the mirror. But as he touched the mirror, it started yo glow and sparkle. Wander was curious. "Huh? Silvia, I don't know if I'm a few beans short of a bean bag chair, but I think this mirror just sparkled!" "Wander, are you crazy?" "I don't know!?" The mirror started shimmering some more. Wander put his hand through it and it went through the mirror. "Ahhhh! Silvia!" Wander called. Silvia was getting annoyed. "Whaaat?" I don't know if im crazy, but I swear my hand just went THROUGH the mirror!" "You're crazy." "I know!" The mirror started shaking. Wander turned to Silvia. "I'm in to jump if you are." Silvia was confused. "Huh?" "Just jump!"Wander and Silvia jumped into the mirror. They screamed in terror and confusion as they went through a portal of pink and white.
