Author's Note: Yes, I'm the real life husband of yunakitty, the smut writer. She likes for me to make up stories about characters, and so here's one about Persona. The parts in italics are her talking to me during the story making time.

Her: Tell me a story about Persona.

Ugh...really? Well, let's see...

Teddie was living under the Congo River Rapids Ride at Busch Gardens. Unfortunately, so were the surviving members of the Thuggee cult from Temple of Doom. They thought maybe they could find the Shankara stone in the bushes and shit on the ride, and they were looking for a new leader too. Teddie, since he's all dumb and stuff, popped up one day and was like, "Heyyyy! Will you guys be my friends?" They chased his ass out of there with spears.

So he ended up inside the TV.

Her: How did he become a twink?

Well, he had a gay soul. And he saw some, you know, Aryan twink on a TV show, and his gay soul longed to be a blue eyed, blond haired twink. And twink Teddie was born.

Her: Who does he get gay with?

Hey, you write that shit, not me.

Her: You don't have to give DETAILS. Just put him with somebody.

Ugh. Well. He got gay with with one guy who wears headphones and always looks like he's hurting.

Her: Bwahaha! Yosuke? He doesn't look like he's hurting.

He does to me. So anyway, Yosuke eats nothing but Lik a maid Fun Dip and drinks soda. He's a sugar fiend. So he doesn't get enough calories and nutrients, so he's always tired and in pain. Well, Teddie was living gay with him, and he was thirsty. He found some Lik a Maid packets, and he thought it was like Koolaid, so he mixed it up with water. Yosuke came looking for his Lik a Maid to eat, and he started whining because all that was left was the sugar dippin' sticks.

Teddie goes, "I made us some drinks!"

Yosuke says, "You dumb bear! It's not Kool-aid! Oh man, and I was so hungry too." Yosuke was all out of money and he couldn't buy any more. Well, Teddie felt bad, so he, uh, scrounged in the couch and found some coins, and went to the gas station to buy more Lik a maid for Yosuke. He found some extra coins in his pockets, and he bought some Pop Rocks too.

When he got back home, Yosuke was laying down and listening to the Xanadu soundtrack on his headphones. Because he looks like he sucks like that. He was all happy to see the candy Teddie brought. "Great, cause I'm really hungry." He chomped down on the sugar, and he even liked the Pop Rocks.

Her: So did they have sex then?

Yeah, I guess, but because Yosuke is so sickly and Teddie's inexperienced, it was all bungling. You know, they couldn't even get their clothes off all the way. It was just like, "Nnn, nnn."

After the gay sex was finished, Yosuke was like, "Hey! Let's go rent a movie. I got a free rental coupon." So he and Teddie went to the ...Inaba Blockbuster. And rented Roller Boogie, because they suck.

Her:...So, what about creepface Adachi, the bad guy?

Got arrested for public masturbation. Yep, he was wanking it in a park and his partner caught him. The guy who always looks like he just shit in his pants.

So then, anyway...that guy who hits dogs with a pipe...

Her: I think you mean Kanji.

Yeah, well, he goes to the circus. He thinks it sucks, so he breaks some glass coke bottles with rocks, and then throws bits of broken glass at the clowns. When he gets bored of that, he goes in an alleyway and spots a ragged old stray dog with a bite out of its ear sniffing in the garbage. He smiles. "C'mere dog," he says. The dog's like, "Burr?" and trots over, and Kanji thumps it on the back with a pipe, and it runs off hollering.

Oh yeah, this story needs some Daisoujou. Okay, Kanji meets Daisoujou at the bus stop.

Her: What, just sitting there waiting for the bus?

Yeah. He wants a ride to Busch Gardens, because he found about about the Thuggees from Teddie. Daisoujou fights evil or whatever, and he knows the Thuggees enslave children, so he's got to get down there to wipe Busch Gardens clean of their stink. So Daisoujou took a bus to Florida, and when he got to Tampa he opened his skull mouth and went, "Bah," and all the bad guys died. THE END.

Her: That was so lame.

Oh really? Well, here's more.

After the movie was over, Teddie was like, "Hey, let's go, uh, to the skating rink!" Cause he's getting all excited watching Roller Boogie, like, "let's do that!" And uh, when they get to the skating rink, they notice that Kanji is getting kicked out, because he hit someone's dog with a pipe. And they meet Daisoujou there! He's skating! Everyone's following him! They're playing some disco music, and there's a disco ball, and everyone's in big circles around him while he roller boogies! He's really turning it out! He's got his mouth open and stuff, all being a cool ass skeleton.

The DJ shouts, "Hey, this skull guy's really got the moves!" And Teddie creams his pants over the whole thing. NOW THE END. GO TO SLEEP.