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Rated M for: Hidan, Swearing, blood/gore, and that stuff.

May contain major OOCness (Out-Of-Character).

Summary: Naruto meets Hidan and Kakuzu, outside the village, when he was going for a walk, what'll happen?.

Me: Naruto, please do the disclaimer.

Naruto: Why should I? Ur making me the bad guy in this story.

Me: No, because in this story, ur the good guy, and the Konoha guys is the bad ones.

Naruto: Ur lying! (Chases poor little me) Get back here Sebastian!

Me: Thanks for telling them my name! BAKA! (Runs while Screaming) I do NOT own Naruto (Would be badass if I did).

A/N: Naruto is 13 Years, in the first chapter. He will be 17 years in all the others.

Enjoy!

Chapter 1: S-Criminal Crazyness

''It's boring!'' A guy with Ocean blue eyes, blonde spikey hair said while kicking a rock that was on the ground.

''Gotta find something to d-Oof!'' Naruto bumped into a guy wearing a straw-hat and a black coat with red clouds.

''Sorry!'' Naruto held his hands on top of his head while crouching, signaling to the guy that he thought he was going to hit him.

''You better fucking be!'' The guy looked down at the little boy with blonde hair.

''Calm down Hidan!'' A guy wearing clothes resembling Hidan's.

''Your no fun Kakuzu...(Whisper: Fucker!)'' Kakuzu glared at Hidan

''What was that Hidan!?'' Kakuzu moved closer to Hidan getting ready to beat the crap out of Hidan.

''Nothing...'' Hidan said

''That's what i thought...'' Kakuzu glared at the kid on the ground. ''What are you doing all alone out here kiddo?''

''Nothing...'' Naruto stood up and began walking towards the gates of Konohagakure.

''Kid, what's the matter?'' Kakuzu asked, not bothering to follow Naruto.

''Nothing I said!? Do you have hearing problems?'' Naruto answered angrily.

''Kid, your not getting away from here, until i get an answer, I know something is up, so tell me, what is it..'' Kakuzu said in an annoying voice.

Naruto sighed deeply knowing what Kakuzu said was true, ''It's just that, everyone in my village hates me, I have done nothing bad to them, they just hate me, I don't understand why?..'' Kakuzu looked at him with his usual bored face

'He still doesn't know about it, huh...' Kakuzu ignored Naruto as Naruto spoke up about his problems, his crush and all that stuff.

The sentence that caught Kakuzu's attention was the sentence ''I couldn't care less about the leaf, I want to be an S-rank Criminal...''.. Kakuzu turned around

''You wanna be an S-Rank criminal!? Are you serious?'' Kakuzu nearly screamed

''Yeah, got a problem with that?'' Naruto stared at Kakuzu,

''No, the S-Criminal life is just so boring..'' Hidan suddenly glared at Kakuzu

''Kakuzu... Why the Fuck did you tell him were S-Rank Criminal!?'' Hidan began to run after Kakuzu slashing and hacking with his scythe, but couldn't catch Kakuzu.

''I'm leaving this village, it sucks..'' Naruto said while turning around and started to walk towards nothing.

''Kid! Stop right there!'' The next moment Kakuzu was standing at Naruto's side.

''Why would you leave your village?'' Kakuzu asked curiously slight annoyed.

''Because no one gives a living fuck if I die, or live, the only thing that will acquire me is Pain, they would even still despise me if I became the Hokage, so why stay in this bad excuse for a village?''.. There Kakuzu stood, staring at Naruto with eyes as wide as dinner plates, Hidan stepped in front of Kakuzu looking at his eyes, slightly creeped out.

''What the fuck is up with your fucking eyes Kakuzu?'' Kakuzu's eyes returned to normal, then red, with first a little killer intent, then as much killer intent as Hidan has when he is doing his 'im-all-black-ritual-thingy-madoohickey'.

''Oh nothing Hidan!'' Kakuzu screamed while slashing Hidan's head off with his own scythe,

''Put my head back on my body RIGHT NOW KAKUZU!'' Hidan's head laying on the ground with blood all over him said.

''No way, you got to pay.'' Kakuzu stared up in the sky, thinking about all the money he could earn this way.

''Fine, fine Kakuzu, how much?'' Hidan stared at Kakuzu very worried about the price.

''Let's say all your money, that sounds fair.'' Hidan's eyes were now as big as footballs.

''No fucking way in fucking hell!''Hidan screamed

''You got serious swearing problems dude..''

''I do not have a fucking swearing problem! Do you fucking understand that, Retarded 5-heart Freak!?''' First there was silence, then screams of pain, coming from a head laying on the ground, basically, Hidan, in a Nutshell had stepped on his head, and almsot crushed him.

''Guys!.. Guys!..(Sigh)... GUYS!'' Kakuzu turned around and stopped stepping on Hidan's poor head, now splattered with blood all over the ground, looking like Kakuzu had just done a 100-man carnage in less than a minute.

''Can't we just leave this village, and then step on this guy's head later?'' Naruto said in a very angry voice, but it didn't scare the 2 Akatsuki members.

''We? Like in Im-One-Of-You-Guys-Now We?'' Hidan asked

''Yeah like in Whatever the fuck you just said immortal guy.''

''How the hell did you know I was immortal.'' Hidan asked dumb,

''Well, I don't think anyone on the planet would survive getting his head cut off and then living, getting stamped on, and still be alive.'' Naruto said

''You've got a point there..''

''Hidan, guy with blonde spiky hair, let's go..''

''Sure, Sure Kakuzu, just fix my head, right?'' Kakuzu Sighed...

(TIME SKIP: 2 Days Later)

The 13 year old boy was walking with the only two that hadn't tried to kill him before they even started talking, although Kakuzu was still mad for what happened 1 day earlier.

FLASHBACK –

''Okay Naruto, i've got some questions for you.'' Naruto Sighed at what Hidan had just said.

''What is is Hidan? Just get it over with?'' Hidan was happy now, one thing was asked embarrasing questions, another thing was trying to convince a guy to believe in Jashin...

''Are you an Atheist?'' The first question was.

''And what-the-fuck?''

''An atheist, a guy who don't believe in any religion.''

''Oh, yeah I am, why would you ask me that?''

''Because I want you to believe in the god I believe in...''

''I will, if you can come up with some good arguments for why i should''

Kakuzu was really annoyed at the result of those questions..

You shall believe in..

(Kakuzu's Thoughts: Great, now I have one mroe that believes in...)

Flashback Hidan: Jashin...

Not-Flashback Kakuzu: Jashin...

First Chapter Done

Rate, Review and all that stuff, Chapter 2 will be up ASAP (As Soon As Possible), just got lots and lots of homework i need to do, I will try to upload atleast every once in a week, until the story is done.

Note: Next chapter is a 4 Year Time Skip. With interresting events in the next few chapters. Stay tuned! I'm out.

- Peace!