I do not own LWD nor, obviously, Romeo and Juliet! ;)

Derekus and Cassandra or the comitragical LWD version of Romeo and Juliet

Prologue

Your faithful writer's doom it became

A task her stern professor gave;

To read a famous author's work:

Romeo and Juliet it is named.

Your young servant couldn't bear

To not write about her favourite show,

As Life with Derek it is known.

To kill two birds with one stone,

A story shall be written,

Replacing the tragic master piece character's

With the ones of the TV show beloved,

An act a time, the pace not slow not fast.

Will to merge these worlds together be boon or doom?

For better, not for worse it shall be written and seen,

Or my muse will be fired soon.

Characters of: Derekus and Cassandra

The Venturis

Derekus: Romeo

Samus: Benvolio, Romeo's Cousin

Ralphio: Mercutio

Edwardo: Balthasar, Romeo's loyal servant

Georgius Venturi: Lord Montague

Martina: Abraham (Capulet servant)

The McDonaldius'

Cassandra: Juliet

Sheldonius: Tybalt, Juliet's Cousin

Emilia: Juliet's faithful Nurse

Lizzilia: Sampson (Capulet servant)

Nora McDonaldius: Lady Capulet

Others

Paulus: Friar Lawrence

Maximilian: Paris

Kendra: Rosaline (Romeo's first love)

Trevorius: Prince Escalus, Prince of Verona; kinsman to Mercutio and Paris

(Other minor characters will make appearances too, be prepared)

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