Hello I am a vampire. I came upon the Cullen's ten years ago when I was changed by Avril Lavigne at her concert. They took me in when no other clan would. Edward and I got very close, very fast. Today I sit in a restaurant with an old friend. She is interviewing me. This is the tale of that night.

"So your a vampire are you?" my friend Allie asked.

"That is true" I answered her. She had to know the truth, the whole truth.

"Why do you not look like a vampire?" Allie asked. She seemed skeptical about my claim.

"It is one of my powers" I answered. "I can change my appearance" I said with a smile. She raised an eyebrow still not believing me.

"Why aren't you stone cold and hard" she asked. She thought that she had gotten me with that one.

"Another power of mine" I told her. "I can change my temperature and my softness" I said. There was an awestruck look on her face.

"I guess it makes sense. When I asked about dinner you said we were eating people. Then your dad said you were a vegetarian" this made me laugh.

"Yes I eat animals only"

"To think I thought you were making references to cannibalism" she said with a hearty laugh.

"Only if Sweeney Todd were here to enjoy those people with me" I said with a smile.

"I bet when you wanted to meet those people you really meant eat" she said. I wasn't sure if she was joking or serious. Maybe it was a little bit of both.

"Oh yes" I said with a laugh.

"What about the Cullen's, do you know them?" she asked. Ah the Cullen's. We had a ton of fun.

"Why yes I do know the Cullen's" I said.

"Which one is your favorite" she asked. It had to be a tie between Carlisle and Edward. Both were animals in bed.

"Edward. We have lots of "fun"." I said with a smile.

"Who are you closest to besides Edward?" she asked.

"Carlise by far" I said. "Edward, Carlise and I have lots of fun" I told her.

"How dose Esme feel about that?" she asked.

"Oh she joins us" I said with a small laugh. She smiled at me.

"What about Emmett and Rose, I hear there animals and break down houses" she said.

"Oh yes, they come to" I told her. "You know all those "tornado's" in Kansas?" I asked her. She nodded. "Not really tornado's. That was our honey moon" I laughed.

"Oh wow" she said. The utter shock on her face was priceless.

"Well I think that wraps this up" she said standing to leave. "I think I'll go call my mom" she stood and left cell phone in hand, and left the restaurant.