This is probably just going to be a really long one shot, but please let me know what you think. I think these two would be cute together. It should be Fittany or Brittana. Not Bartie. Eww….
"You're assignment for this week is different from anything I've ever asked of you, but I think that you'll enjoy it." Mr. Schue began. Everyone sighed. Usually when he says that it's some old song that only Rachel has heard of.
"I want you to get into group of at least three, four at the most. I'm letting you choose the teams, but I strongly encourage you to pick people that you want to work with, but don't get to often. I do not want to know the teams. After choosing teams, I want you to choose three to five songs to perform. Then you practice the dance routines and the singing, and when the whole group is ready, one person can text me to let me know when and where you will be doing your showcase, and I'll send the message along to everyone else. Got it? You can go now." Mr. Schue kind of runs out of the room, probably so that Rachel can't get to him.
Phone vibrates, and I look down.
From Finn
U, me & Mike?
I smile and reply.
From Britt
Sounds good. My place first?
From Finn
Yea. I'll ask Mike
I flip my phone shut just as Santana walks over to me. I haven't spoken to her since the night that she basically told me I meant nothing to her.
"Hey B." She says, as if nothing has changed. "You wanna be in my group?"
"Sorry, I'm taken." I say as coldly as possible while I walk away.
I don't look back, but I can still feel her eyes on me. My back is doing that burning thing. I make my way to my car and turn on my GPS that Finn installed for me after my parents bought it for me after I got lost last summer.
"Take me to Starbucks, then home Aladdin."
Finn's actually really good at installing stuff. I sat with him while he put it in, and talked. He actually listened. And he talked back. And he didn't try to make out with me.
I named my GPS Aladdin because Finn can fly, and so could Aladdin, and I thought that it was a good name. Aladdin doesn't seem upset about it.
"Turn right." Aladdin says as he guides me to Starbucks.
Finn and Mike are waiting for me when I get home. The only car I see is Mike's. Finn must've flown here.
Finn opens my door and takes the two cups of coffee I offer for him and Mike. Then I lead them into my house and up to my room, leaving them out in the doorway of my room so I can change into a tank top and jeans.
"So do either of you have any ideas?" I ask as I carefully strip out of my Cheerios uniform.
"Well, we remembered that you said you wanted to do a Ke$ha number before we did Toxic, so I thought we could do Blah Blah Blah, My First Kiss, and Miami Nights." Finn answers as I come out of my closet.
"I like that. I think we should do Right Round too. Ke$ha sings in that with Flo Rida. We could do it at the old fire station that's like four blocks away."
They both look at me like I'm insane.
"Do you think Mr. Schue will let us?" Mike asks
"Mr. Schue won't know until we do it. He said we could do whatever we want. I think it'd be a good opener." I tell him
"You're serious aren't you?" Fin chokes out.
I nod and Mike goes out to call the fire chief to ask permission.
"So why the forestation?"
"In the song Right Round, Flo Rida talks about how the girl slides down a pole. I thought it'd make a really good entrance for me. And it'll be hot. That's what guys like in a girl. As long as their hot, nothing else matters."
"Not all guys are like that." I hear him whisper
"I know that. You seem to be different. But that's because you're not into me. You like Rachel. That's why you listen whenever I talk. No other guys do that. Why do you, you don't get anything from even pretending to listen."
"I like to know what you're thinking. And I'm not into Rachel. And I'm not, not into you."
"Thank you Finn, for being honest. So many people lie to me because they think I'm stupid. I know I am, but still…"
"Brittany, you're not stupid. They just don't understand you."
I'm about to say something, but then Mike comes in with a happy look on his face.
"They said it was cool with them, just don't vandalize anything."
Finn and I exchange a smile, and the three of us walk to our new dance spot. The fire dud forgot to tell Mike that the door was locked, so Finn has to boost me up into a window so I can get the door for them.
We look around for a place to set up the DJ table Mike is going to use for the first song. We find it right away, and then go about checking the lights to make sure everything works.
"Yo Brittany!" mike calls "I found your pole!"
I run up the stairs to him, and I can't help but smile. It's perfect. Finn is gonna be at the bottom of the steps leading to the pole when the song begins, and is going to be almost underneath of it when I come down. Mike runs back down the stairs.
"Let's see your entrance!"
"Wait Britt, don't go yet. Let me get down there so I can catch you, just incase." Finn says as he goes down the steps like Mike had just done.
As soon as he gets down, I call down to him. "Start up the music Mike! Finn, start singing! I'll be down when I'm ready!"
Mike's I-pod starts blaring the instrumental version, and Finn begins.
"Y-Y-Y-You spin my head right round, right round
When you g-go d-d-do-down, when you go down!"
After about three and a half hours of practice, the three of us make our way back to my house. Mike leaves after asking Finn to text him practice time for tomorrow, leaving Finn and I alone.
"If you want, you can spend the night at my place. I know you're parents are out of town, and I'd like to practice some dancing more. We could get some pizza, and then we could play some X-box, if you want…" He says nervously. "Kurt is over at Mercedes' I think, and probably won't be back until tomorrow…"
"Okay, I'll just grab some clothes, then shower."
I leave him in my room and head into the shower, allowing the warm water to hit me. Finn doesn't even peek when I get in or out. It's really sweet of him.
I dry off and throw on another pair of jeans and a tank, then head back into my room to find Finn laying on my bed. I don't think he moved the whole time I was in the shower. He sits up with a groan.
"I don't know how you can dance like that everyday. I'm sorer then after three a days in the summer."
"I do it all the time. I'm used to it. It wouldn't hurt as bad if you did it lots like I do. If you want, we can just stay here and order pizza."
"Nah. How bout we order pizza now, and by the time we get to my place, it'll be there. Normally I'd say that a block and a half wouldn't take twenty minutes, but now I'm not sure." He joked, making me smile.
"Okay, just let me get some clothes for tomorrow."
I grab my Cheerios bag and toss in some clothes, then start to make my way out of my bedroom, before Finn stops me.
"I'll take that." He says, motioning to my bag.
"It's fine. You're sore."
"I can take it. You're not carrying your bag when I'm right here. I'll take it. I'll be fine."
I thank him, then we start the walk to his house.
The sound of screaming serves as an alarm clock, I turn over, and end up face to face with Finn, who's got a big goofy grin on his face.
"What did you do last night!" Kurt screeches "There's pizza boxes everywhere! BRITTANY? What are you doing here?"
"I couldn't find my keys. I tried to use Finn's, but his didn't work either. I couldn't get into my house, cuz my parents are gone, so Finn let me come here. We played video games and ate pizza."
Kurt seems to believe me, and goes back to cleaning all the pizza boxes off the floor. We ordered four pizzas, and sampled each of them. I know Coach would be mad if she knew, but I think I can burn everything off before she finds out.
"So what are you doing today Kurt?" I ask
"Well Brittany, I plan on practicing all day with my group. We'll be ready in about two days. I think that's why Mr. Schuester gave this to us, because we have a four day weekend."
"My group might go tonight, unless Finn's books tonight first. We just have some small things to fix."
"Cool. How's your group Finn?"
"I uh, got a really good group. I'm gonna text them and ask to practice in an hour, then perform at six tonight. I'm gonna ask my mom and your dad to come."
Kurt nods, then changes and leaves.
"That was close."
"Yeah. I hope he doesn't tell my mom that you're down here in my bed. She'll be pissed. But she's probably not even awake right now. Do you want breakfast? I'm starving."
I nod, and he swings his feet out of the bed, then offers a hand to me.
"So how bout we go to…"
"I can't go out. She might see me, then I might not be a Cheerio anymore. Then I'll get a slushie facial everyday, like Rachel. I don't want to be a blond Rachel. I'm much more talented then she is anyway…" I tell him
"Oh, I forgot about Sue. Well, how bout I cook for you? I can cook a little."
He leads me up the stair. "I've never had anyone cook for me before. Except my parents and people at restaurants."
"Well, how bout we call it a date then."
"You want to date me? But why? I'm dumb. You like smart girls… Perfect girls like Quinn."
"I really like you Brittany. I liked you way before I liked Quinn. I just thought you would never be into me, so I went out with her instead."
"I'd love to go on a date with you Finn. I'd like it if our first date was right now. It'll be the most special first date ever."
He smiles and pulls me up a stool so I can sit in the kitchen with him.
"So how does French fries and spaghetti sound? I know it's supposed to be breakfast, and that your not supposed to eat stuff like that, but it sounds really good right now."
"I'm good with it, just don't tell Coach. I'll probably be forced to be on the bottom of the pyramid. And I don't want that."
After he promises, he makes the food, and we sit at the table and eat in silence. But it was one of those comfy silences, like in those romantic movies where they fall in love and live happily ever after. I wonder if Finn and I are meant to live happily ever after?
We do our dishes, then make our way back down to his and Kurt's room, still in our PJ's. I turn my I-pod onto the play list I made last night of our song in just the instrumental form.
"So I thought we could do some of the dancing we didn't do last night."
"My first kiss went a little like this…"
Finn didn't get any farther, because I cut him off by smashing our lips together. He responds right away, and puts his hands on my waist, pulling me as close to him as possible. Lack of air forces us apart, and he looks at me.
"I wish that you were my fist kiss." He admits
I put his hands back on my waist, then put my left, or maybe it's my right, and on his chest.
"Remember this feeling. I want you to think of this right before you sing this song. I want you to put all the emotion that you feel right now into your dancing."
He nods, and I realize that I didn't turn off the music, and that it's my turn.
He goes to make his bed, and I sing.
"Well my first kiss went a little like this…"
He turns just as I launch myself at him, knocking us both onto his bed.
"Yeah, she won't ever get enough once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way, you know that I'd make her say…"
"Finn, sweetie, do you want some… Finn! What are you doing?" His mom bellows from the stairs
"Mom, we're working on our assignment from Mr. Schue. We're actually going to perform tonight, and we'd like you and Burt to come. Mike's in our group too. We're going to practice with him in about fifteen minutes. Oh, but please don't tell Kurt that Britt's in Mike and my group. She's kind of like our secret weapon." He quickly explains
"We'd love to see you three. Why don't you text me the time when you decide it. Oh, and I'd like to talk to you before you leave Finn." She adds as she ascends the steps.
We both change into dance clothes, then Finn leaves me to speak to his mother. About five minutes later, he returns, and tries to force a smile onto his face as we make our way to the fire station.
"It could have been way worse. We were still wearing clothes, so she wasn't too angry. She asked if you spent the night, and I said yes, but I told her you slept on my bed, and I fell asleep on the couch."
We practice with Mike for another two hours, then Finn texts Mr. Schue the place and time. That leaves us four hours to get our costumes. Finn takes me back to his house, and I search his closet for the perfect outfit.
"This is it."
I show him what I've picked out; a pair of black, baggy pants, and a white and gray Hollister polo.
"The outfit is what a lot of guys wear in videos like the ones for the songs we're doing. It's simple, but you'll look hot in it." I explain
He nods, and goes to try it on, and comes out a minute later.
"See, I told you. It's perfect." I walk over and give him a kiss. "I have to go. I'll see you at the station. I have to go home to get ready."
"I'll walk you." He says, going back into the bathroom and changing back into his regular clothes.
I wait for him, then we set out together.
"So why can't I stay at your place with you while you et ready?"
"Because my outfit is a surprise. Also, I have to work something out with Mike. I want to do something, sing a little bit, but I want all of the music to stop, and all the lights to go out. Then when I start, I want the lights to come back on one by one. It'll make one hell of an entrance. It'll add nicely to the pole thing I think."
"Okay. Well what will I need to do?"
"I need you to stay in the exact same spot as soon as the lights go out. Then when the last light comes on, I'll be right beside you. I saw it last night in a dream, and I thought it would be perfect…"
"I think we can try it. If Mike's cool with it. I doubt he'll be against it. Well, I guess I'll see you tonight." he says, then kisses me on the cheek before he leaves.
I can't help the smile on my face as I make my way up to my room. Maybe Finn and I will have the fairy tales ending.
I found the perfect outfit, after trying on most of my closet. Now I have to get to the station before everyone else. I look over at the clock. I have fifteen minutes before I have to be there. Might as well start walking.
I stay in the outfit I've chosen, but throw a long coat on overtop, to hide most of it. I want to surprise everyone, especially Finn.
It takes me ten of the fifteen minutes I have to make it there. The boys are already there, they didn't have to walk in heels. I talked to Mike. He totally likes my idea.
None of us speak. People start arriving. Burt and Carol were already here, they drove Finn. Mr. Schue is the next to arrive, followed closely by Rachel. I see everyone as they come in, but they don't see me. I stay in the shadows up by my pole.
The last to come in are Tina and Artie. Mike looks between me and Finn, and I signal that I'm ready, and so does Finn.
"Alright, alright! Thank you everyone for coming! Have we got a treat for you tonight! I hope you enjoy, and please feel free to be as loud as you want!" Mike bellows into the microphone. "And without further ado, FIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN HUDSON!"
"Y-Y-Y-Y-You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down
I said, you spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down, dooowwwwnnnn"
It's my turn. I have to go.
"Now or never." I mutter as all the lights go out, and I drop my coat onto the floor. I grasp the pole, and start to slide, as Mike shines a spotlight on me.
"It's Brittany bitch…..
Bet you didn't see this one comin'
The incredible Ligo
The legendary Miss Brittany S. Pierce"
I make my way over to Finn, and all eyes are on me. The last light comes on, and I press my body into Finn's.
"You spin my head right round, right round,
When you go down, when you go down, down"
We finish the song, and Mike starts the next song, and descends the steps from the DJ booth he was at for our opening song.
I start with the chorus
"Miami nights, last forever
Miami nights, last forever
Miami nights, last forever"
Then Mike takes over
"Palm trees, neon light, I can feel it comin
In the air tonight
South Beach diet
Sippin one more ice
Sick of wet fo'
Like Miami vice"
Then we sing together
"you know its -Party Time
Yeah until the- Sunrise
Cruisin in my- Drop top
Followin the white lines
Checkin out the- Hot girls
Where they at? By the pool
Oh snap- Topless
Hola mommy, how you doin? OW!"
I move from my position by Finn over to Mike, dragging Finn with me by the collar of his shirt while he sings
"You can lose your life, Miami nights
Day turns to night, Miami night
Don't lose your cool Miami night
Get in the pool Miami night"
We go for a dramatic ending, with me sandwiched in between the two guys, my front pressed to Finn's front, and my back pressed to Mike's front. I glance Mr. Schue's way, and I laugh. He looks like he's about to have a heart attack. I don't know if it's my outfit, the songs, or the dancing.
Mike goes to adjust the song, and Finn looks me over.
"You look hot." He whispers in my ear.
"Well, I'm not just dressed like this for no reason."
I'm wearing an outfit straight out of a Ke$ha video. It really is. I bought after my Britney Spears fantasy, because I planned on doing a Ke$ha song the next week. Then I forgot, but the outfit was still in my closet. I took the one out of Tik Tok which was her first big song, so I chose that one.
"Alright boys and girls," Mike voice filled the fire station. We have two more songs for you tonight. They'll be playing back to back, so please hold your applause until the very end."
As the music starts, they start dancing like we practiced, and I take the lead, singing and dancing at the same time.
"Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blahZip your lips like a padlockAnd meet me at the back with the jack and the jukeboxI dont really care where you live atJust turn around boy and let me hit thatDon't be a little bitch with your chit chatJust show me where your dick's atMusic's upListen hot stuffI'm in loveWith this songSo just hushBaby shut upHeard enoughStop talking thatBlah blah blahThink you'll be getting thisNah nah nahNot in the back of myCar-ar-arIf you keep talking thatBlah blah blah blah blahBoy come on get your rocks offCome put a little love in my glove boxI wanna dance with no pants onMeet me in the back with the jack and the jukeboxSo cut to the chase kid'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name isI wanna be nakedBut you're wastedMusic's upListen hot stuffI'm in loveWith this songSo just hushBaby shut upHeard enoughStop talking thatBlah blah blahThink you'll be getting thisNah nah nahNot in the back of myCar-ar-arIf you keep talking thatBlah blah blah blah blah"
Then Mike and Finn team up for their part."You be delaying,You always be saying some shitYou say I'm playing,I'm never laying the bitchSayin' "blah, blah blah"'cause I don't care who you areIn this barIt only matters who I is-is-is""Stop talking that Blah blah blahThink you'll be getting thisNah nah nahNot in the back of myCar-ar-arIf you keep talking thatBlah blah blah blah blah"
We wait about ten seconds, and the music changes. The boys and I change places, them taking the leads, while I dance in the back.
"My first went a little like this And twist And twist""Well my first kiss went a little like this And twist And twist" "I said no more teachers and no more books I got a kiss under the bleachers Hoping that nobody looks Lips like liquorish tongue like candy Excuse me miss But can I get you out your panties? In the back of the car On our way to the bar I got you on my lips (I got you on my lips) At the foot of the stairs With my fingers in your hair Baby, this is it She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh My first kiss went a little like this I said no more sailors And no more soldiers With your name in a heart Tattooed up n the shoulders Your kiss is like whiskey It get's me drunk And I wake up in the morning With the taste of your tongue In the back of the car On our way to the bar I got you on my lips (I got you on my lips) At the foot of the stairs With my fingers in your hair
Baby, this is it She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh My first kiss went a little like this And twist And twist"
"Well my first kiss went a little like this And twist And twist""(Yeah) She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it, my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooh She won't ever get enough Once she gets a little touch If I had it my way You know that I'd make her say Ooooooh Ooooooh"
Everytime it's my turn to sing, I punctuate the way my kiss went by kissing one of the boys. It doesn't matter which. It's whoever's closest to me at the time. We end our performance with me wrapped around Finn, and Mike spinning for fun on the pole.
After a moment, everyone realizes that we're done, and the loud clapping and hollering begins. Our fellow Glee Clubbers rush onto the stage
"That was so hot." A voice whispers in my ear after Finn sets me down.
I turn to see Santana grinning.
"Thanks San. We worked really hard on it."
"Look B, I want to apologize. I shouldn't have said that…"
I cut her off. "It's fine S. I'm not mad anymore. I thought I would be, but I'm not. I hope we can be friends again. I miss my best friend."
She stares at me for a moment with her mouth open, then smiles. "Me too B. I miss my best friend."
"I have to go save Finn from Rachel. He's my boyfriend now. She can't go back to him because of our hot performance."
I walk over to Finn, and slip into his arms, making sure that Rachel knows he's no longer available by kissing him on the lips. He tightens his grip on me and pulls me closer.
"I'm hungry. Can we got eat the rest of the pizza now?" I whisper in his ear as we pull apart.
He grins, and takes my hand, leading me over to where Carol, Burt, and Kurt are.
So I don't own any of the song, so please don't sue me. I hope this doesn't completely suck… I worked for awhile on it. I know at parts it can be kind of random, but since it's Brittany's POV, I figured part of it should be. Please let me know if you like it!
