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"Talking"

'Thinking'

(Me adding shit)

'inner voice'

"Black Zetzu"

Chapter 1: getting good with the grass.

"Sakura, this mission is of vital importance. This village and the outcome of the war all depend on you, is this understood?"

"Yes, Lady Tsunade, I understand."

The blonde woman laced her fingers together and leaned forward, all warmth gone from her eyes in the serious atmosphere.

"You have two weeks. If you do not return by then I will expect the worst, no rescue team will come for you or any help, you must meet this deadline, it is of vital importance."

"Yes I understand Lady Tsunade, anything to repay my dept." Sakura nodded, steeling her face to be impassive and professional as possible. The mission would be hard yes but nothing she hasn't done before.

"Well then, good luck. And be safe you leave at noon." The pinkette smiled and turned to walk away. Delicate hand grasping the door handle she took one last look over her shoulder, smiled and walked out.

In her apartment Sakura packed her small blue rucksack with the necessities for her mission, spare clothes, and a small amount of food that would last her three days of walking, toiletries, a blanket and an encrypted scroll. Humming to herself she looked over her civilian clothes in the full length mirror by the bedroom door. Blue jeans fitted her hips and showed off her legs nicely, cherry red converse covered her feet and a sleeveless lose white shirt with a floral design covered her chest.

'Damn we look fine'

"You mean damn I look fine seeing and you're just the helpful voice inside my head" She spoke allowed, a habit she had gotten thanks to living alone for so long.

'Smart arse'

"Jealous" Taking one last look at her apartment she sighed mumbling "shouldn't have cleaned yesterday it looks too empty." Grabbing her backpack she headed out the door, locking it behind her and posting the keys through the letter box.

"Hey Sakura, over here" turning Sakura saw her blonde energetic teammate running up to her before he engulfed her into a bear hug. "Do you have to go now?" Naruto wined gently placing the pinkette on her feet before stepping back and looking down on her.

'When did he get so tall' she mused with a smile. "Yes, I'm sorry Naruto but it's only for two weeks I'll be back before you know it." Hugging the blonde one last time she jumped onto the adjacent apartment blocks roof and ran to the village gates, leaving her waving friend behind.

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'This so suuccckks, already two days and we've seen no one.'

"Yeah it is odd but were heading in the right direction so it can't be too long now until- offph" having landed Sakura gazed up and the black lit figure towering over her. The silhouette was well over six feet tall with what looked to be like a giant dildo strapped to his back.

"Oh shit." She squeaked, heightening her voice a few octaves to seem frightened, the man above her smiled stepping closer.

(Sakura POV)

Black cloak. Red clouds. Giant dildo sword. Akatsuki no Kisame, check one. Grinning on the inside I made a startled cry and shuffled back until my back hit the rough bark of the tree. Wincing at the fresh burns at the base of my back were scraped.

'Fuck repression that shit stings'

'Well it's not for long so just fucking deal with it.'

"You from leaf?" Dildo sword asked. The deepness of his voice or the smirk on his lips doing nothing for my current position. Nodding what I hoped to sounding frightened he hulled me up to my feet. Roughly pushing me up against the tree, his body mass knocking the wind out of me. I groaned as my lower back spasms from the burns. Even with my eyes closed tight I could practically hear the smirk on his lips and he leaned into me more.

"Night, night" the husky voice and scent of fresh water washed over me as he hit the pressure point in my neck and everything went black.

'Step one. Check.'

!-!

'Yo wake up, I've kept this fucking repression on long enough the least you can do is find us some fucking food.'

'uggh, how long have I been out?.'

'bout six hours, now come on make some noise I wanna be noticed!'

Rolling her eyes Sakura stood up, rolling her solders she surveyed her cell. Dank walls surrounding her each side, with no windows the only light eliminating the cell was a small oil lamp on the other side of the iron bars. A small cot was pushed against the right corner and a steady leak dripped at the base, slowly soaking the bottom end of the mattress.

'Wow what a shit hole.'

'Yes but it's our shit hole, aren't you proud?'

'Oh fuck up and make some noise already! Me hungry'

Welling tears into her eyes Sakura laboured her breathing until it was coming out in sharp pants.

"HELP, HELP! PLEASE IS ANYONE T-THERE?"

As if someone has been waiting a tall man stepped out from behind the corner, stepping closer to the bars and I to the light Sakura could see the golden eyes and the soft crop of green hair of Zetzu.

'Where the fuck is the giant plant on his head?'

"P-please can y-you help me? I-I don't know where I am a-and I'm cold, please." making her voice crack on the last word, hot tears slipping down her checks, hiccupping softly.

'Lay it on thick why don't you'

'Oh shush.'

"Come with me girl." smirking the ex grass nin unlocked the cell as Sakura scrambled to get out.

"T-thank you." she stuttered, bowing her head.

"Well isn't she delicious" a brash voice came from the smirking teen. Grabbing a pale pink lock of her hair rubbing it between his fingers.

"W-what are you?" stepping back in shock, back colliding with the cold metal bars.

"Stop it you're scaring her" the original voice of the grass nin scolded himself.

"I can't help if, she smell delectable" taking another step closer he ran his annoyingly perfect nose along the shaking girls neck, inhaling deeply letting her scent of fear and adrenaline wash over him. Another sweet scent settled on the back of his tongue, filling the back of his brain with delightful fuzz, losing all sense of reason. "Maybe just a small taste" opening his mouth to take a bite a booming voice echoed along the cell walls. "Zetzu, you have orders to not harm the hostage."

'Hostage huh?'

'Well that makes things easier.'

Springing away like Sakura was a lit flame Zetzu seemed to come to his senses, his golden eyes coming into focus a look of shock settled on his face. "I apologise" bowing he stalked off down the opposite hallway and out of site. "Only just woken up and already causing trouble, huh leaf?" the gravelly voice of Kisame drifted from the shadows. Quickly rubbing her eyes of any excess water Sakura gazed up at the shadowed face of Kisame.

'Damn it fish stick it was just getting good!"

'Good!? He almost ate us!'

'Yeah but what a way to go' the goofy smile on the sentient voices face did nothing to help Sakura's worry of her sanity.

"Who are you, what do you want from me?"

"Follow me leaf and our leader will explain everything. " turning, expecting her to follow Kisame strode off, long purposeful strides, down the winding hall. Smiling to her Sakura hurried off to catch up with him.

'Akatsuki leader huh?' hearing the smile of the inner voices lips Sakura replied.

"Step two. Check."

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