~~Sex~~

Wufei scowled as he read the newspaper, sitting rigidly in the navy recliner. It pained Duo to see someone so uptight. He lay sprawled on the floor, hands behind his head as he daydreamed about Heero, who was sitting at the table in the kitchenette attached to the living room, typing away as usual on his laptop. Quatre was stirring a steaming pot on the stove, simultaneously taking a pan out of the oven. He set it on the stovetop next to the pot and deftly removed the pastries, transferring them to a cooling rack on the countertop. Trowa stood right behind Quatre, his eyes visibly following the spatula moving the pastries as he licked his lips in anticipation.
The sun infiltrated the grand apartment, lending it an unusually clean atmosphere. No hidden feelings hung stale in the air. Merely contentment and peacefulness.
With an out of place scowl, Wufei brought the newspaper down into his lap, crumpling it loudly.
"Sex?!" He stated, rather angry and pensive.
"Sex!" Duo agreed, smiling broadly before flipping over to cast a suggestive smile at Heero.
"Sex." Heero replied. "Sex, sex, sex." A small smile caught the corner of his mouth as he glanced back at his lover.
Quatre's head turned around, the spatula never stopping, until he was looking right at Trowa.
"Sex, seeex?" He asked, coyly inquisitive.
Trowa's eyes never left the spatula as he replied, rather softly, "seex..."
Wufei scowled, stood up, and threw the newspaper back on the chair.
"Sex!?" He demanded. "Sex, sex, sex. Seeeeeeex!" He grunted.
Duo stood and sauntered over to Heero, placing his butt on the kitchen table next to Heero's laptop and leaning into his lover's face.
"Sex, sex, SEX!!!"
Heero replied promptly, "Sex. Sex. Sex."
Quatre absent-mindedly released the spoon and set the spatula down on the baking sheet. "Sex? Sex?! Sex!!" He voiced to Trowa.
Trowa looked right at him, his eyes brightening. "Sex! Sex. Sex!"

The door of the apartment flung open suddenly, and Zechs marched into the middle of the room.
"What the hell do you want?!?!"

After exchanging knowing glances, they all looked directly at him and said in unison,
"SEX!"