Author's Note:

Welcome to "Night of Insanity" Part 3 of 4. I want to do a quick explanation as to what this is. Last weekend two of my friends came over, and somewhere between the hours of 11pm, and 1am, we had a fic writing contest. We were sitting in a circle, and we would challenge each other with specific pairings. I ended up getting:

Natsuo/Youji
James/Sirius
Kio/Soubi
Ritsuka/Seimei

Each one came with specific other thing to incorporate (Fuzzy pink handcuffs for example) and specific settings (like a tuba slot). We'd then get twenty ish minutes to write the fic, and then we'd be forced to read it out loud. (The scariest time was when my brother almost walked in on us reading them. shakes head)

I call this night of insanity, because I haven't sat down and corrected these fics. I've read through them for spelling, grammar, and confusion, but I haven't changed it. So you get to read my unedited smut! joy.

This one is far from my favorite. My friend wanted me to write a Kio/Soubi fic, in which I had glitter, no mention of green hair (because I still insist that Kio's hair is green), and maracas. I didn't get very into it. Btw, Labyrinth was a movie made in the 80's in which there was glitter on just about everything, and Jareth was played by David Bowie...


"I want that," Soubi said, as they watched Labyrinth. They were having a movie night. Natsuo and Youji were playing on the floor, and Soubi and Kio were sitting on the couch, Soubi's arm wrapped gracefully around his shoulder.

"You want a short wrinkly dwarf?" Kio asked as Hoggle walked onto the screen.

"No,I want that," he said, pointing to Jareth.

"Oh," Kio said, turning to his lover. "You want an ancient rock star, who hasn't aged, in about 20 years?"

"Yes," Soubi said, kissing Kio lightly on the nose. "I want the the glitter. The tight pants. The hallucinations. Everything."

"As you wish," Kio said, gracefully standing up from the couch.

"Wrong movie," Soubi called after him as Kio walked sexily towards the bedroom.

Kio had to hurry. He moved quickly to the art room, where he found several vials of glitter, and some Technicolor pieces of scraps, he had painted when bored one day. He then rushed back to the bedroom. He started to liberally sprinkle the glitter over the bed, and draped the pieces of canvas over the room, for an artistic touch.

He then went in search of some mushrooms. He didn't like the idea of letting his boyfriend smoke as they made love, but Soubi had said he wanted hallucinations, and Kio wanted to give them to him.

When he found the appropriate supplies, he began to roll a few cigarettes of the dried vegetable. And arranged them in a flower by on the bedside table.

He heard the end music of the movie begin to play, and he knew he had to hurry. He began to dig in his closet and found an old pair of leather pants he had bought on an impulse and never worn. He pulled the price tag off, and struggled into the tight pants. He then found a loose white shirt to slip into. He made a dive for the bed as he heard Soubi usher the two youngsters off to bed.

He splay his emerald hair out onto the pillow, as Soubi entered the room.

"Kio?" he asked. "What's this?"

"You said you wanted it." Kio replied, holding up a lighter and one of the "special cigarettes." "and I want to give it to you."

Soubi chuckled as he crawled of his lover's body. He gently took the cigarette into his mouth and Kio light it. He took a large inhale as he wrapped his arms around his lover.

"Hold on a second," he asked. "What are these." He held up two maracas. "What are these for?"

"Well," Kio replied, a slight blush gracing his face. "I had to put them somewhere!"