And in honor of my 21st birthday today, here in America that means I'm aloud to drink!...you know, legally ;) And in honor of this, of course I couldn't resist an ode to our favorite drunk, Haymitch Abernathy. Enjoy!

An ode to you, my drinking friends

With booze of white or copper trends

It was not the norm for Panem, no

A parting gift from President Snow.

Like crashing waves the nightmares come

But luckily I have the chance to be a drinking bum

Because I won that Hunger Game

My life will never be the same.

The people of Twelve, they don't understand

The horrors filled by my dreamland

I could care less, for my lovely friend

Flasky is all I need in the end.

It shuns the dreams of tributes gone

The nightmares of mutts and keeps me up til dawn

The sun, the sun, it burns my eyes

Maybe I cannot go back to the Capitol with a good disguise.

But what is in a drunken tale

But whiskey dreams and checking that I'm still male

Of visits to the Hob and screwing with fires

Maybe I'll even kill some sparkly vampires…

I swear one day when I was drunk as hell

I had a dream where I had something to sell

But it was not the same as Snow would give as a chore

I swear this guy's name was Dumbledore…

Oh look, a Mockingjay singing so bright

I think I've finally seen the light

This drinking habit of mine isn't good for my health

Maybe I should stop wasting my wealth…

Oh who am I kidding, I'm Haymitch Abernathy

YOLO!