FF8 the game, what's this?

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By: The Entertainer

Rinoa- Ok, this is weird, we are in the game, I have to tell the others!

Selphie- We........are.........in.......the game! O.O

Zell- Cool!

Selphie- We have to tell the others!

Squall- I have to tell the others that we are in the game!

(They all run twards Balamb garden and run into eachother)

All- AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! ouch! (pain!!! .)

Rinoa- We......

Zell- Are.......

Selphie- In.......

Squall- The game, I know! It's weird!

Rinoa- What do we do?!

Selphie- I guess we have to play the game, win, then we get out!

Squall- Wait a minute, I saw that part where me, and Seifer, and, IT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT!!!!

Zell- You allready got cut!

Squall- No, the other thing!

Rinoa, Selphie, Zell- Ooooooooohhhhhhhh!

Selphie- Well, what do we do now?

Zell- Well, I think we should do it because I have hotdogs in the microwave!

Rinoa- Zell, by the time we finish the game, the hotdogs will be cold, and rotten!

Zell- NO!!!! Not again!

Squall- Let's just play the game!

Rinoa- The question is, who's playing the game?

Selphie- I don't know!

Zell- Maybe it's your dog Squall!

Squall- I don't have a dog.

Zell- Oh yeah! Huh?

Squall- Whatever, let's just play!

Rinoa- In this $30,000.00 dress!? NO WAY!!!

Selphie- Rinoa! That dress is NOT $30,000.00, I saw it at K-MART for $20.00, and you're NOT a princess!

Rinoa-(long pause) Did I tell you it was a joke! God, can't even take a joke. Take a chill pill, god! (walks away)

Selphie- Whatever, let's play!

Squall- Ok, Zell? Oh yeah! I don't know him yet!

Selphie- Umm, are we at the part when I bump into you?

Squall- I don't think so! Well, let's do it anyway.

(They start to act out the scene, but it's really horrible, like when you try to make your own movie!! :D)

Squall- Ok, that sucked!

Selphie- Right, I need to do it again!!

?- Huh?!

(Another portal shows up in the game, Zell and Rinoa walk in)

Zell- We're waiting for yo..........WHOA!!! Another one!

Rinoa- Not again!

?- Come on in!

Squall- Ok, no. I don't know who you are, so, NO!!!!

Selphie- C'mon! I don't want to have to act out this whole game, do you?!

Squall- No, ok, let's go!

(They all walk inside)

Zell- WEEEEEE!! Another portal! I'm floating!! Just like superman!! (Starts to sign superman theme song) I am the man of steel!!

Selphie- Zell, shut up!

Rinoa- Pease!

Rinoa, Selphie- lol!

Zell- :(

Squall- You'll get use to it!

Rinoa- I see the end!!

(They reach the other side!)

Squall- YAY!!! Back home!

Zell- Who's that on you couch man?

?- Hello, you are probabily wondering who I am.

Selphie- Yeah.

Squall- Yes.

Rinoa- Ci!

Zell- BOOOYA!

?- Ok, I am the guy who made the portal and got you in the game.

Squall- WHY DID YA DO IT!!!!!!!!!

?- Because I need you guys to complete a mission for me.

Selphie- Why did we have to go in the game?

?- I wanted to see how it would be with the real characters instead of digital ones. The graphics were better, but not the acting. DEFINITELY not the acting!

Rinoa- Gee, thanks!

Squall- What's your name?

Zell- MY HOTDOGS!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

?- O.........k. So, you want to know my name?

Selphie- Yes please! (trips)

?- Ok, my name is................

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN