"Lily will you-"
"No Potter I won't bloody go out with you! How daft are you, really? I've been rejecting you for the past seven years and you don't bloody understand! I won't go out with you! Ever!"
"Lily, please listen-"
"Potter, I said no! Even the giant squid could understand that!"
"Let me finish-"
"Potter don't waste your breath! I won't go out with an arrogant toerag such as you. Even if it was a choice between you and… and … Filch, I'd pick Filch!"
"Lily shut-"
"Don't tell me to shut up Potter! I will express my feelings! Just because you have your way everywhere else doesn't mean it'll work with me! Oh no! Because I know what you're up to!
"Ummm Lily… "
"You want me to go out with you so you and you bloody friends can compare notes about your conquests! You only want me because I've said no! "
"Actually-"
"Don't bother denying it! James Potter has never been told no, has he? Well Potter, I say no! a million times no!"
"Lils-"
"Don't you Lils me Potter. I hate you and every strand of that… that… sticky-outy black hair of yours"
"Hey! Leave my hair out of this!"
"See, that's all you care about! James- Oh-My-God-I'm-So-Hot-Potter can't be expected to think of anything other than his below mediocre looks!"
"Lils will you-"
"NO I WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU!"
"LILY!"
"WHAT?"
"Pass the butter"
"What? You aren't asking me out?"
"Nope! You're unattainable"
" !"
"What? Kneazle got your tongue, Evans?"
"Ugh! You ARE a git Potter!"
"That's why you love me!"
"Shut up!"
"So… Filch, eh?"
"I said, SHUT UP!"
