AN: Woop Woop! An Ouran High School Host Club Fanfic! I'm reading the manga (and its really annoying me, POOR HIKARUUU!!!!) and just really wanted to write a story with OCs in so decided on doing a OHSHC one! By the way I suppose this could be classed as Alternate Reality... Well actually it most likely is...

Prepare yourselves for the rubbishness!!!!! (Funny fact about chapter title; when I was in choir we sang a song called wash day blues. It was a really cool song!)

Disclaimer: I dont own anything but my own characters who I created in my Maths lesson! (It was a revision lesson, I didnt miss much!)

Xxx Chapter One; Wash Day Blues.

Thursday. The one day of the week Fujioka Haruhi had off from work. Also the day Hiroto Touya had long since dubbed 'Wash Day'. Thursday had received the name 'Wash Day' because every thursday the house underwent a big clean. So while Kimiko was at school and Touya out doing whatever it was she did, Haruhi cleaned. She started in her room, typically the cleanest room in the whole house. After she deemed her room and en-suite clean enough she'd go through to the lounge. Here she would spend a good three hours, vacuming, scrubbing, dusting and picking up various bits of forgotten games. After the lounge it was the kitchens turn. More scrubbing, dusting, vacuming and some mopping. This would take only an hour, the toughest thing to clean being the oven. Then she would shuffle through to the unused dining room and do the necessary dusting and mopping. After this she would approach the stairs. When she stands on the first step a feeling of dread washes over her without fail. With her room being on the ground floor the first floor was left in the hands of young Kimiko and irresponsible Touya.

The landing is always deceivingly clean, she only has to tweak a curtain here and there. Opening the first door, which led into the guest room, she would spend as long as possible smoothing the bed covers and dusting the surfaces. In the en-suite she would scour out dirt like a women possesed. And then came her daughters room. Kimiko's room was painted pink with yellow flowers as a border. Her curtains were yellow and her carpet pink with yellow rugs. Not that you saw the floor. Toys coated it like a carpet of their own and rugs were scattered over chairs and one would have been draped in the window. The en-suite would be full of remenents from 'potions' gone past and Haruhi would spend a further hour, on top of the three it took to clean the bedroom, trying to erase those 'potions' from the bathrooms memory.

Then across the hall, past the door into Touya's studio, and into the death trap that was Hiroto Touya's bedroom. Clothes would be scattered over the floor and furniture, CD's, DVD's, books and money would be hiding everywhere just waiting for her to put them away. She would spend most of her day in this room. The en-suite would only need a brief clean, Touya was picky about her bathroom and so tended to keep it clean by herself.

Finally deeming the house clean enough she would slump downstairs fill the dishwasher, put a load in the washing machine, take the previous load out and hang it in the garden. She would then make herself a cup of tea, get comfy on the sofa and catch up on her soaps.

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"Touchan?" The dark haired woman waved and a warm smile had settled on her previously irritated features.

"Hey Kimi! It's wash day, so I thought we'd walk home through the park and give your Mama a bit more time to herself!" Kimiko nodded and gripped Touya's hand in her smaller one.

"Touchan..?" Brown eyes flicked up towards the face of the woman before returning to face ahead.

"Hm?" Purple eyes watched the young girl fidget.

"In class today we were talking about our parents... And what jobs our parents have..." Touya felt her blood run cold but kept her smile warm. Why did they have to talk about that today, Touya wasnt sure she would have the answers Kimiko was looking for. "I wondered why do I only have a Mommy... And why do me and Mommy live with you and not my Daddy?" Well she could answer one of those questions at least.

"Of course you have a Daddy silly, everyone has a Daddy. Anyway, you and your Mama live with me cos Im so completely hopeless I cant live alone, your Mama has to take care of me!" Kimiko nodded and Touya breathed a sigh of relief as they walked through the gates and into the local park. "Wanna go play in the playground?"

"Yeah!" Previous conversation long forgotten, Kimiko ran off towards the playground where she could recognise a few friends. Touya sat on a bench and watched her run around. It was a relatively warm day for March and she had celebrated this by only wearing a thin cardigan over her shirt. However, as the breeze blew over her she was left shivering and wishing for a big warm coat.

Thinking back on Kimiko's earlier questions Touya wondered for the millionth time if Haruhi would ever share who Kimiko's Father was with her. She had a suspician on who it was but she could never be certain. All she knew was that one day when she was twenty Haruhi had told her she was pregnant. Touya having been Haruhi's friend for a good year was happy for Haruhi untill she was told that the Father didnt know. She then also realised Haruhi had never told her about having a boyfriend. Either way she supported Haruhi's decision to keep the baby and helped her as much as possible. It soon became apparant, though, that Haruhi would have to withdraw from her studies. The night the Dean told them this was the first night Touya had seen Haruhi cry over her whole situation.

Touya had gone and bought a house, decorated it, and moved in with Haruhi. When the baby was born Touya had been by Haruhi's bedside (almost delivering it herself, as they had been to visit Haruhis dad and the ambulance was late) holding her hand. She then got Haruhi enrolled in a decent Law school and looked after Kimiko while Haruhi studied. Now at twenty-seven Haruhi had a decent job as a Lawyer and Touya took care of the five-year-old Kimiko while training to inherit the family Medical Centres. Not once had Haruhi shared any information on how Kimiko came about. The chiming of her phone drew her out of her thoughts and back into the cold and darkening present. Glancing at the playground she saw Kimiko playing tag with some other kids. Turning back to her phone she opened the message;

From; Sumiya Hotaru

Message; Yo, I'm caught up in a meeting and that gorgeous b'day present I got for Kimi-kun awaits picking up from Hitachiin central! Could you collect it for us? Just ask for Hikaru or Kaoru and tell them I sent you to pick it up, they should have it!

Groaning Touya texted back and affirmative and called for Kimiko. She hated going to the Hitachiin offices, their boutiques were cool but the one receptionist at the office was a complete cow and hated her guts. Gripping Kimiko's hand she explained their detour and instantly Kimiko's whiney face was replaced with an excited one, faced with the prospect of seeing her Birthday present early.

xXx End of Chapter One...

AN: Yo How was it? (That was not a rhetorical question by the way! Review and answer, please!) Pretty slow start but Its only chapter one! Chapter Two will be much better! (I hope)

Not sure what to call Chapter Two... Perhaps; You've met? Mehhh not sure....

Anyway, please review! Or I wont have the will to go on!

Love yuu, Ni Ni xxx