Sam and Dean walk into their motel room. They have just successfully completed another hunt, killing another witch.

Dean says "Man, I am tired."

Sam replies "Me too. Let's get to bed and head out first thing in the morning."

Dean nods and jumps in bed. He turns on the TV and starts flipping through the channels. Sam sighs "Dude, I thought you were tired."

"Just gonna see what's on."

Sam shakes his head and lays in bed. He was too tired, and dozed off right away.

Dean looks over at him, smiling. Then he focuses on the TV again. He kept flipping the channels, nothing interesting was on. Eventually he stopped at a movie.

"Mysteries in history, with your host Peter Graves. – an elderly man comes on –Although nobody was ever able to prove their existence, a quasi government agency called the Men in Black, supposedly carries out secret operations here on Earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxy."

Dean smiles. Aliens.Right.

"1978 the leaders of Zartha leave their planet in order to escape the clutches of the evil Kyloatian Selena. – TV shows a creature made entirely of something that looked like snakes – Arriving on Earth, the Zarthains bring their greatest treasure – the light of Zartha, a cosmic force so powerful that in the wrong hands it could lead to annihilation of Zartha. The Zarthain princess Lorana – Dean starts drawling seeing the actress on screen – asks the Men in Black to hide the light from Selina. But they had no choice. An intervention would've meant the destruction of Earth. "

Dean yawns as a spaceship lands where Lorana was meeting the Men in Black and the speaker went on "However, in an act of galactic bravery, the Men in Black subdued Selena, allowing the Zarthains to escape so that they might hide the light on another planet. Selena escaped her captors and swore she would find the light and destroy any planet that stood in her way. "

Dean's eyes grew heavier. "And so, never knowing what happened, the people of Earth were once again saved by a secret society of protectors known as the Men in Black... "

As the picture of the speaker on the TV fades into a night sky filled with stars, Dean slowly closes his eyes and drifts away.


Sam and Dean were in deep sleep when a bright flickering light comes out of the TV. Sam mutters something and rolls over in the bed. The flickering lights wake Dean up. Still half asleep he stares at the TV wondering What the hell? And then everything goes dark.

Dean wakes up on the ground feeling like he was electrocuted. His hair a mess, standing up and smoke coming from his ears. He hears someone saying "Perfect."

A funny looking guy with a black strange haircut, big nose and eyes that look in different directions leans over him. Dean felt a gun in his hand. He pulls it up and shoots the guy in the head.

But this wasn't just a gun. Dean frowns looking at it. It was small and silver and had a needle at the end of the barrel. And it didn't fire bullets. "Lasers?" Dean wonders.

Then he sees Sam leaning over him. He smiles at him "You're back?"

"Back from where?" Dean asks confused.

"You still don't remember?" Sam asked. Dean shakes his head.

Sam frowns "Then how did you know his head would grow back?"

"It grows back?" Dean asked making a WTF face. He gets up, wobbling. Sam asks "K, you really don't remember?"

"K? What?" and then he notices. He was wearing a black suit and a tie. And so was Sam. Holly Crap. He goes through his jacket pockets and finds a shiny silver stick and a pair of black glasses.

"Son of a bitch!"

The guys head grows back saying "That's the last time I help out a friend." Sam turns to him and says "Why didn't it work?"

"I never got the updated software. His brain needs to reboot. Give it a minute."

Dean frowns at this. He starts looking around, realizing he's in a basement. He sees stairs and starts going up and entering a store of some sorts. Eventually he made it out in the street and he starts looking around.

He stood there confused and a horrified as he sees two man on a double bike riding by. They had black diving suits on them and lights. There were also some sort of light balls on their heads. Then he sees a homeless man pushing a cart. Inside the cart he could see some sort of a creature, half robot half spider with big yellow glowing eyes.

A mailman passes him. He looks after him, only to see a tail peeping out of his shorts. And then he looks up at the stars. They shined brighter than ever. Too bright for the city.

He hears a scuffle back inside the store. Sam he thought. He runs back inside. A creature with small yellow spikes was holding Sam up in the air, twisting his back. Dean shoots it with the laser gun saying "Man, you look like crap." Another smaller creature runs to him. His body and head looked like a giant scoop of poop. Dean shoots him two saying "I take that back. YOU look like crap."

A tall black man with weird jaw line and a hat on his head hits him, making him drop the gun. Sam shouts at him "Hit him in the eye." Dean hits the man eyes with his fingers, and the man punches him back. Sam shouts still on the ground "No, his third eye." Dean looks at him confused for a second and then takes the black man's hat off revealing a third eye. The pokes it and the man drops.

A creature in a long coat and a bandana, looking like he came out of a cowboy movie charges him. Dean tries to kick him in the nuts. Sam shouts now getting up. "K, he's a ballchinian!"

"A what?" The creature kept laughing at him as he kept trying to kick him. "Ballchinian? Chin? Balls?". He pulls down the creature's bandana revealing testicles. Dean was grossed out by this. He pick up a pipe he found laying around and hits the creature in the... chin.

After he took out all the creatures Dean looks at Sam "Sam, what the hell?"

Sam looks at him frowning "Sam? Who's Sam? K, it's me J."

"J?"

"Yeah, your old partner, J. You still don't remember?" Then Dean catches his reflection in a mirror on the wall. His eyes widen in shock. The man looking back at him was no other than Tommy Lee Jones.