A/N: I know I know it's been done before but oh well….
*Dumbledore stands up on a stage in The Three Broomsticks*
Dumbledore: SILENCE PLEASE...thank you now welcome to the official karaoke night for Hogwarts and you other random people!
*crowd cheers*
Dumbledore: Fist we have…Ur…on no….James and Sirius singing…Wasn't me
*James and Sirius walk up on the stage*
*Music starts*
James:Yo man
Sirius: Yo
James: Open up man
Sirius:What do you want man?
James: My girl just caught me
Sirius: You let her catch you?
*James receives a look of hatred from Lily in the audience*
James: I don't know how I let this happen
Sirius: With who?
James: The Witch next door, you know?
Sirius: Man...
James: I don't know what to do
Sirius: Say it wasn't you
James: Alright
James: Honey came in and she caught me red handed
Creeping with the Witch next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Bangin on the bathroom floor
How could I forget that I had
Given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me
Sirius: How you can grant the witch access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way
James: But she caught me on the counter
Sirius:It wasn't me
James: Saw me bangin on the sofa
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: I even had her in the shower
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: She even caught me on camera
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: She saw the marks on my shoulder
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: Heard the words that I told her
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: Heard the screams getting louder
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: She stayed until it was over
James: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the witch next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Bangin on the bathroom floor
I had tried to keep her from what
She was about to see
Why should she believe me when I
Told her it wasn't me
Sirius: Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
Seein is believin so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Wait for your answer: go over there
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
James: But she caught me on the counter
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: Saw me banging on the sofa
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: I even had her in the shower
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: She even caught me on camera
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: She saw the marks on my shoulder
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: Heard the words that I told her
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: Heard the screams getting louder
Sirius: It wasn't me
James: She stayed until it was over
*they then take a bow to a huge applause*
*James returns to only get his head smacked by Lily*
A/N: Tell me what ya think?
