A/N: I know I know it's been done before but oh well….

*Dumbledore stands up on a stage in The Three Broomsticks*

Dumbledore: SILENCE PLEASE...thank you now welcome to the official karaoke night for Hogwarts and you other random people!

*crowd cheers*

Dumbledore: Fist we have…Ur…on no….James and Sirius singing…Wasn't me

*James and Sirius walk up on the stage*

*Music starts*

James:Yo man

Sirius: Yo

James: Open up man

Sirius:What do you want man?

James: My girl just caught me

Sirius: You let her catch you?

*James receives a look of hatred from Lily in the audience*

James: I don't know how I let this happen

Sirius: With who?

James: The Witch next door, you know?

Sirius: Man...

James: I don't know what to do

Sirius: Say it wasn't you

James: Alright

James: Honey came in and she caught me red handed

Creeping with the Witch next door

Picture this we were both butt-naked

Bangin on the bathroom floor

How could I forget that I had

Given her an extra key

All this time she was standing there

She never took her eyes off me

Sirius: How you can grant the witch access to your villa

Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow

You better watch your back before she turn into a killer

Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner

To be a true player you have to know how to play

If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay

Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim

And you tell her baby no way

James: But she caught me on the counter

Sirius:It wasn't me

James: Saw me bangin on the sofa

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: I even had her in the shower

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: She even caught me on camera

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: She saw the marks on my shoulder

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: Heard the words that I told her

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: Heard the screams getting louder

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: She stayed until it was over

James: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Creeping with the witch next door

Picture this we were both butt-naked

Bangin on the bathroom floor

I had tried to keep her from what

She was about to see

Why should she believe me when I

Told her it wasn't me

Sirius: Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix

Whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex

As funny as it be by you, it not that complex

Seein is believin so you better change your specs

You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past

Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass

Wait for your answer: go over there

But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

James: But she caught me on the counter

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: Saw me banging on the sofa

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: I even had her in the shower

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: She even caught me on camera

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: She saw the marks on my shoulder

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: Heard the words that I told her

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: Heard the screams getting louder

Sirius: It wasn't me

James: She stayed until it was over

*they then take a bow to a huge applause*

*James returns to only get his head smacked by Lily*

A/N: Tell me what ya think?