A/N: I edited this so it won't get deleted. Now I have to go and nurse me
writers block.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon so don't sue me. I need my 50ยข
Late Nite with Yolei (and others)
Now we're on with Late Nite with Yolei! (And others.)
"Hey all you people and cute boys out there! I'm here on Late Nite with Yolei!"
"And others..."
"Who are you?"
"I'm the remind."
"Hey! I recognize that voice...It sounds like...Kaizer?"
He sighed. "Hey. Give me a break. I needed a job."
"Business slow in the world conquering business?"
"Yeah, but it'll pick up. Umm...Yolei...show?"
"Oh yeah, anyways I'm Yolei the prettiest purple-haired Digidestined in the world."
The Kaizer sweat dropped. "You're the only purple-haired Digidestined in the world. Both of them actually..."
Yolei blew a raspberry at him. "Did I ask your opinion? NO! I don't think I did!"
"You're lucky security took my whip..." He mumbled.
"Say something?"
"Nothing."
Yolei looked at him doubtfully then sighed. "Whatever...without further ado lets bring out our first guests. Matt Ishida and his band the Teenage Wolves!!!!"
The audience applauded.
"Thank you, thank you, and thank you Yolei for having us here tonight." Matt said.
Yolei, not paying too much attention was inspecting her nails. "Yeah. No problem, all the good bands were taken..."
"HEY!!!"
Yolei laughed nervously. "Just kidding! So how does it feel being the teenage band sensation of Odaiba?"
"It feels great." One of the band members responded and then gave the audience a wink making most of the girls go wild.
"And you wouldn't believe the perks." Another member said.
"And the downsides..." Matt sighed.
"Matt! Come give your perk a kiss!" A crazed teenage girl yelled while running down the aisle.
"Speak of the devil..."
The Kaizer turned around. "You called?"
"No, but have security take care of Miss Motimiya."
"No problem."
"AAAHHHHH!!!! Call 'em off!!! Call 'em off!!!!!!" Jun was screaming while being chased down by security guards and attack dogs.
"Uhh...let's cut to commercials."
The spotlights dimmed and Yolei got up and joined the chase of the runaway psy-err... fan.
Commercials
"Are you tired of tame ruly hair? Do want more tangles? Then try Tai's Neat to Knap and you'll have hair that's nappy, big, and unruly just like mine in mere weeks. Hear these satisfied customers."
"I used to have flat boring hair and I looked like this." Davis holds up a picture and it just happens to be one of Kari getting undressed.
"Oh! ' How did that get in there?"
Tai glared at Davis while speaking behind clenched teeth. "So buy Tai's Neat to Knap. You'll be glad you did."
[camera still on]
"I'm gonna kill you!!!!!"
Davis screamed like a little girl as Tai charged at him.
[Camera blacks out]
Matt and Kari tiredly reached to get a cup of coffee as they look into their mugs and make a discovery.
Jun: HI MATT!
Davis: Hi Kari!
"AAAHHHH!!!!!!" Matt a Kari dropped their mugs as they ran off screaming simultaneously.
(Jingle) The best part of waking up is Motimiya in your cuuuuup yeah!
Matt opens the refrigerator. "Whenever I feel thirsty and I'm tired of milk I reach for nice refreshing can of soda."
"It's Pop!"
Matt turned and glared at Cody. "Soda!"
"Pop!!"
"SODA!"
"POP!!"
"SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Got Soda? (POP!!!!!!)(SODA!!!!!!!!)
That's it until next time.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon so don't sue me. I need my 50ยข
Late Nite with Yolei (and others)
Now we're on with Late Nite with Yolei! (And others.)
"Hey all you people and cute boys out there! I'm here on Late Nite with Yolei!"
"And others..."
"Who are you?"
"I'm the remind."
"Hey! I recognize that voice...It sounds like...Kaizer?"
He sighed. "Hey. Give me a break. I needed a job."
"Business slow in the world conquering business?"
"Yeah, but it'll pick up. Umm...Yolei...show?"
"Oh yeah, anyways I'm Yolei the prettiest purple-haired Digidestined in the world."
The Kaizer sweat dropped. "You're the only purple-haired Digidestined in the world. Both of them actually..."
Yolei blew a raspberry at him. "Did I ask your opinion? NO! I don't think I did!"
"You're lucky security took my whip..." He mumbled.
"Say something?"
"Nothing."
Yolei looked at him doubtfully then sighed. "Whatever...without further ado lets bring out our first guests. Matt Ishida and his band the Teenage Wolves!!!!"
The audience applauded.
"Thank you, thank you, and thank you Yolei for having us here tonight." Matt said.
Yolei, not paying too much attention was inspecting her nails. "Yeah. No problem, all the good bands were taken..."
"HEY!!!"
Yolei laughed nervously. "Just kidding! So how does it feel being the teenage band sensation of Odaiba?"
"It feels great." One of the band members responded and then gave the audience a wink making most of the girls go wild.
"And you wouldn't believe the perks." Another member said.
"And the downsides..." Matt sighed.
"Matt! Come give your perk a kiss!" A crazed teenage girl yelled while running down the aisle.
"Speak of the devil..."
The Kaizer turned around. "You called?"
"No, but have security take care of Miss Motimiya."
"No problem."
"AAAHHHHH!!!! Call 'em off!!! Call 'em off!!!!!!" Jun was screaming while being chased down by security guards and attack dogs.
"Uhh...let's cut to commercials."
The spotlights dimmed and Yolei got up and joined the chase of the runaway psy-err... fan.
Commercials
"Are you tired of tame ruly hair? Do want more tangles? Then try Tai's Neat to Knap and you'll have hair that's nappy, big, and unruly just like mine in mere weeks. Hear these satisfied customers."
"I used to have flat boring hair and I looked like this." Davis holds up a picture and it just happens to be one of Kari getting undressed.
"Oh! ' How did that get in there?"
Tai glared at Davis while speaking behind clenched teeth. "So buy Tai's Neat to Knap. You'll be glad you did."
[camera still on]
"I'm gonna kill you!!!!!"
Davis screamed like a little girl as Tai charged at him.
[Camera blacks out]
Matt and Kari tiredly reached to get a cup of coffee as they look into their mugs and make a discovery.
Jun: HI MATT!
Davis: Hi Kari!
"AAAHHHH!!!!!!" Matt a Kari dropped their mugs as they ran off screaming simultaneously.
(Jingle) The best part of waking up is Motimiya in your cuuuuup yeah!
Matt opens the refrigerator. "Whenever I feel thirsty and I'm tired of milk I reach for nice refreshing can of soda."
"It's Pop!"
Matt turned and glared at Cody. "Soda!"
"Pop!!"
"SODA!"
"POP!!"
"SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Got Soda? (POP!!!!!!)(SODA!!!!!!!!)
That's it until next time.
