How Not to Write a Fanfiction-EverKisses in the Dark
Okay, so yeah. This is the first of my How Not to Write a Fanfiction-Ever. It's a Naruto fan fiction about Sasuke. In this horrible example of a fan fiction, you will witness Mary-sues, OOC-ness, random lemons, and just plain wrong story plot. SO LET THE TORTURE BEGIN!
(also, I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters: not that anyone will be in character anyway)
(READ THE MEMO CAUSE IT'S VERY IMPORTANT)
Hi! My name is Kris Uzumaki and I'm 12 years old. I have blonde hair that reaches my shoulders and light blue eyes. I am slender and tall with curves in all the right places. I also have a nine tailed fox sealed within me and sharingan. I live with my brother Naruto in a small apartment with two bedrooms, one bathroom, a kitchen, and a living room. I Love Ramen, Come Come Paradise book series and fighting. I hate fangirls and the color pink. I am a mega pervert, I've lived with perverted guys all my life.
It was a very hot day in Konoha, I was wearing a short, orange mini-skort and a black tube top. My hair was tied up in a high pony tail and I wore heels instead of the normal ninja sandals. Heels are way cuter.
Iruka-sensei was teaching god-know-what, I wasn't paying attention. I had FERGALICIOUS playing on my i-Touch blasted on high. Sitting next to me was my brother who had left his huge orange jacket at home and was just wearing his black under shirt and orange bottoms.
"LIKE OMG KRIS-CHAN YOU AND NARUTO MATCH!" Ino whispered loudly from beside me.
She was right, we looked hot too. My song changed to IT'S NEVER TOO LATE I turned to the seat in front of me. Out of the corner of my eye. I could have sworn that I saw Sasuke looking right at me! When I turned to face him, he was on my right side. He looked away really fast and BLUSHED! Sasuke Uchiha BLUSHED! I smirked, I knew Sasuke liked me. I'm irresistible, even Neji, my ex-boyfriend, said so.
Oh yeah, I used to date Neji. I know he's older than me, but he said it was destiny. So me and him went out for three years, until two months ago when he said he wanted to get married. Can you believe it? MARRIED! I thought it was going too fast, so I broke it off with him. He's really depressed about it now and doesn't ever look at me.
"Kris-kun, Can you demonstrate a cloning jutsu?" Iruka-sensei asked. I took my ear phones out and walked up to the front.
I could tell all the guys were staring at my butt, so I swung my hips a little. Once I got up to the front, I put my hands together to form a clone. But instead of doing just a cloning justu, I also did a transformation justu OF A TOPLESS SASUKE!! There were twelve Sasukes including my self and they were all flirting with Ino and Naruto. It was so funny that I almost laughed, but I kept my concentration long enough to play a prank on Sasuke.
As Sasuke, I sauntered over to the real Sasuke's desk, winking at random guys as I made my way back there. Once I got back there to Sasuke I winked at him.
"Hey there good lookin!" I said in his sexy voice. The other Sasuke clones came over and started to touch and flirt with him. Naruto got over my clones and started to laugh at Sasuke's situation.
"That's enough Kris-chan!" Iruka yelled, his nose bleeding slightly.
I pouted, still looking like Sasuke, causing his fangirls to squeal and turned back into myself. My clones disappeared and I walked back to my seat.
"Way to go Kris-chan!" Naruto shouted as we hi-fived.
