Disclaimer: I do not own any Bleach people


30 Ways to get Killed by Grimmjow

Put catnip on his bed

Place a scratching post in his room, and blame it on Ulquiorra

Tease him with a laser pointer

Refuse to give him the shiny object in your hand

Steal his hair gel

Try to throw a bean bag through the hole in his stomach

Paint his finger nails

Tattle tale on him to Aizen

When calling him say 'here kitty, kitty'

Pat him on the head when he does something right

Tell everybody that you beat him up last night

Constantly tease him about his 50's style clothing

Talk really slow to him

Scream really loud that you do not want to make out with him, and that he should stop asking

Threaten to tell Aizen that you know what happened to all the tuna

Put pink hair dye into his shampoo, blame Ulquiorra

Poke him with a stick until he gets angry and breaks it, run away crying

Shave him bald. Get the hell out of there

Put glitter all over his room

Tell him that you will give him a treat if he is a good kitty

Tell Ulquiorra that Grimmjow called him emo

Act like an idiot

Answer the question right, and then rub it in his face for the next hour

Give him coffee. After he's drank it, scream at him. Laugh as he sticks to the ceiling like a cat

Take away whatever shiny thing he currently has

Stab him in the eye with a pencil, twice

Give him a cat collar with a jingle bell on it for his birthday

Eat all the food before he can get any

Set his alarm to go off at 4am

By just existing you are already pissing him off, so he will more than likely kill you with out needing any other excuse


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