Disclaimer: I do not own the Kingdom Hearts series or any of its characters.

A/N: This just randomly popped into my head while I was watching some videos of the secret boss battles of Final Mix 2 on YouTube. So absurd and immature was my thought, that I just HAD to make it into a short little fic. Enjoy.

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No matter how hard Sora tried, he just couldn't get the words out of his head. He knew how ludicrous they sounded, but still...

No!

They just couldn't be true!

...Could they?

Even as Sora replayed that same terrible memory in his head, he couldn't shake the feeling that they could be true. He and the guys were exploring the Beast's room and came across a shimmering portal. Entering it, they were confronted by a devious- looking man they had never met before, with peach-colored hair and wielding a flower-like scythe.

Just as they were about to fight, the man warped to Sora's side in a flurry of petals and whispered something into his ear. All while wearing a cruel smile on his rosy lips.

Five words.

Five words that would forever haunt Sora's mind.

Five words that made him want to die right there.

"I had sex with Riku!"

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A/N: Aren't I a stinker?

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