Disclaimer: Yes, I won Gundam Wing, Dragonball Z and every other anime in known existence

Disclaimer: Yes, I won Gundam Wing, Dragonball Z and every other anime in known existence! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Authors notes: This was just a spur of the moment thing. I was bored in Geometry class when I got this idea. This is just the first part. The second part should be up later this week. School is taking up most of my time.Please REVIEW and tell me of you'd like me to do this with the other pilots.Enjoy!!!

"….." – speech

'…..' – thoughts

Wufei's visit to the psychiatrist

"There's no way in hell that I'm going to see that baka psychiatrist!" Wufei growled as he wrestled to break free from Heero's grip. By now all the other patients were scared to death of the pissed Chinese boy. "Wufei, its part of our mission. All of us had to see one so you have to too." Quatre said, giving him one of his irresistible puppy dog eyes. Wufei sighed and plopped down on his seat. "Fine!I'll do it!"

"Mr. Chang, Mr. Mackenzie will see you now." said the receptionist. Wufei didn't hear her. He just sat in his chair in deep thought. 'What have those bakas gotten me into? If this is one of Duo's tricks I'll swear I'll rip that braid of his off his head and choke him with it!!!'.

The receptionist was getting tired of calling him. She walked up to him and screamed in his ear, "Mr. Chang! Mr. Mackenzie is ready to see you!" Wufei quickly got up and growled. "I heard you the first time you weak onna!" He said a he made his way to the doctors office. On the way he passed a short, freakishly evil looking guy with black spiked hair and a woman with blue-green hair.

"Well, it wasn't that bad this time, was it Vegeta?" she told her husband.

"Shut up, woman." he said. A little boy with purple hair followed closed behind the couple,pouting."They lied to me!They said they had pizza here..…." Wufei blinked a few times before opening the door,looking at the odd family.'And I thought I had problems…'he thought as he walked inside.

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The four gundam pilots walked out of the building. "I still don't think we should have left him alone in there. "Quatre said worriedly. "Aw, don't worry Q-man! Wufei will be fine!"

Quatre looked at his hyper companion and mumbled, "Its not Wufei I'm worried about….."

"Well what are we going to do in the mean time?" Trowa asked.

Quatre and Heero glared at Trowa. "Now he's done it."

Duo beamed. "I know…..BEEEEEEEEEEERRRR NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Wufei sat in the black leather chair, his eyes closed, feeling more ands more relaxed every minute. 'Hm, this is actually pretty comfortable.Now, where is that baka psychiatrist?!? The sooner he comes, the sooner I leave!' As if on cue, the door opened and a middle aged man in a dark blue suit came in and sat down in a chair next to Wufei, holding a pen and clipboard.

"So,you must be Mr. Chang. I'm Mr. Mackenzie. Shall we begin?"

Wufei snorted. "Yeah,whatever." 'This is going to be a long day' he thought.

TO BE CONTINUED…..