Too Small of Pants
This is my first fan fic ever, and I don't own any charactors in
it, so give me a break and don't sue! I also dont own Marshall's.
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One clear sunny morning Harry Potter woke up in his cupboard,he rememberd what he had done this time that had made Uncle Vernon turn purple.All he had done was tell Dudley not to eat a cookie because of his strictly cookie forbidden diet,(which hadn't worked out too well as you can tell),and BOOM he was in the cupboard.He heard Aunt Petunia's foot steps drawing nearer and nearer.BANG! BANG! Harry heard what sounded like a metal spoon whamed on the door,which seemed to have made a huge dent in it.Harry quickly got out and got dressed.Dudley was whining because all he had for breakfast was a wrinkled piece of lettuce.Uncle Vernon annouced that they were all going out to buy him some new pants,very LOUD groans were heard from Dudley.
At The Store........
"Over here Vernon they have a sale on mens jeans, I think you'd take a size 1,000/100!"said Aunt Petunia.She was going threw the jeans and checking the sizes."40/30,66/77,82/91,gee they make them for toothpicks." mumbled Aunt Petunia."So your saying they make them for me" Harry thought,sarcasticly being the only one who heard her.They went home early because Uncle Vernon seemed really ticked off."NOT ONE OF THE BLASTED JEANS FIT!!!!!!!!"Uncle Vernon screeched."NEVER AGAIN WILL I GO TO A MARSHALLS!THEY STINK!!!!!!!!!,I HAVE PLENTY OF PANTS THAT FIT!!!!!!!"he looked in his closet and all he had was an old, tiny, wrinkeld disco suit.
THE END
This is my first fan fic ever, and I don't own any charactors in
it, so give me a break and don't sue! I also dont own Marshall's.
_________________________________________________________
One clear sunny morning Harry Potter woke up in his cupboard,he rememberd what he had done this time that had made Uncle Vernon turn purple.All he had done was tell Dudley not to eat a cookie because of his strictly cookie forbidden diet,(which hadn't worked out too well as you can tell),and BOOM he was in the cupboard.He heard Aunt Petunia's foot steps drawing nearer and nearer.BANG! BANG! Harry heard what sounded like a metal spoon whamed on the door,which seemed to have made a huge dent in it.Harry quickly got out and got dressed.Dudley was whining because all he had for breakfast was a wrinkled piece of lettuce.Uncle Vernon annouced that they were all going out to buy him some new pants,very LOUD groans were heard from Dudley.
At The Store........
"Over here Vernon they have a sale on mens jeans, I think you'd take a size 1,000/100!"said Aunt Petunia.She was going threw the jeans and checking the sizes."40/30,66/77,82/91,gee they make them for toothpicks." mumbled Aunt Petunia."So your saying they make them for me" Harry thought,sarcasticly being the only one who heard her.They went home early because Uncle Vernon seemed really ticked off."NOT ONE OF THE BLASTED JEANS FIT!!!!!!!!"Uncle Vernon screeched."NEVER AGAIN WILL I GO TO A MARSHALLS!THEY STINK!!!!!!!!!,I HAVE PLENTY OF PANTS THAT FIT!!!!!!!"he looked in his closet and all he had was an old, tiny, wrinkeld disco suit.
THE END
