Abandoned Eggman Island, Ocean Palace Zone
It was a calm summer morning when the cameras started rolling, and a bright orange ram roboticized from the neck down walked onto the docks. "War." He whispered, and a tear of oil leaked from his eye. "War never changes."
He looked to the side. "What? Wrong show? We're- We're actually doing that? I thought you were kidding!"
He looked back at the camera, and posed. "Yo, we're comin at ya live from Camp Gottagofast, somewhere in Ocean Palace Zone! I'm your host, V-Ram, dropping season one of the worst reality TV show of all time, right here, right now!"
He walked along the pier, the camera following him, and the Ocean Palace theme began playing. "Here's the deal: It's the year 2020. Super Smash Bros: V is coming out this fall, and after Sonic got into not one, but two Smash Bros games, hundreds of thousands of Mobians across the world sent in their resumes, hoping to become DLC characters for this amazing game! Our interns are swamped with requests! Literally! So, our BRILLIANT executives at Sega decided there's only one fair way to settle this."
V-Ram posed and a neon sign appeared behind him, both saying "Reality TV!"
He picked the sign up and threw it into the ocean. "That's right!" He said, grinning at the camera. "Sega set up a reality TV show for all the applicants, where all contestants will have to live in this dangerous factory Eggman abandoned, compete in challenges against each other, and then, have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their members walk down the Path Of Losers."
He spun his arms around, then pointed at a seemingly ordinary metal walkway on the dock. A fish leapt out of the water, landed on the metal, and was electrocuted and fried in seconds. Swinging blades emerged and started swinging at nothing, and a flamethrower roasted the fish into ash.
He laughed. "If they survive that, they'll take a ride on the Failboat, and they'll get sent home, leaving Camp Gottagofast for good!"
Dramatic Campfire Ceremony Zone
And this is where we have the Dramatic Campfire Ceremonies, where all contestants but one will be given a marshmallow on a stick. In the end, only one will be left standing, gaining internet-wide fame, a position as the next DLC character in Super Smash Bros V, and ONE MILLION RINGS, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week."
To survive, they'll have to battle flies, bears, Eggman Robots, an ever-growing sense of self-loathing for signing up to this, disgusting camp food, and each other! We made this camp experience even more unpleasant than playing Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 and Sonic Boom at the same time, to make sure only the dumbest and most determined applicants would actually agree to enter! Every moment WILL be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras hidden around the camp! Who will sink, and who will swim into a shark tank?"
The camera zoomed out.
"Find out here on... TOTAL... SONIC... SMASH... WANNABE... ACTION!"
