Hello everyone! I am a huge fan of the Megaman series, moreso the X series. So considering how much I love the Megaman X series, I decided to make fun of it. This is a indepth look as to what happens behind the scenes of the Megaman X series. This is not a "Bloopers" fanfic. This is more like an expose. As always I don't own any of the characters. Capcom does. By the way; CAPCOM RULES!
Director: Okay Gate, this is the scene where you act like a crazy maniac and mention the piece of wreckage you found.
Gate: Whoaaaaa man. I can see the back of your car.
Director: Gate, are you okay?
Gate: I think I'm tripping dude.
Director: What did you take?
Gate: Acid. Wow! Jelly weasels! I've never eaten one of those before.
Director: Acid? You're a Reploid! Drugs don't work on you!
Gate: Battery acid?
Director: Figures. Cut! Get Gate to rehab.
Gate: The weasels are eating your car man.
Three months and one successful rehab later.
Director: Okay, feel better Gate?
Gate: Yeah, I'm ready.
Director: Alright, now your first scene is...
Gate has fallen to the floor and is yelling about weasels.
Director: What the hell happened?
X: I think it's called a battery acid flashback.
Director: Let's try to put a positive thinking to this. Any ideas?
Zero: Sue Energizer. I always hated that bunny.
Director: Good idea! You get a bonus.
Zero: Now I can take Iris to that French restaurant. Yippee!
Gate: Weasels!
Director: Where's the caterer?
Caterer: You called?
Director: What the hell is up with the food your serving.
Caterer: How do you mean?
Director: First of all, what is it?
Caterer: Why the very best curds and whey. Isn't that what you ordered?
Director: No! I ordered a lunch spread. Didn't you get the phone call?
Caterer: Phone call? We got the order via e-mail. There was something about ignoring any phones calls. A problem with a prankster.
Director: Who could have done this? What asshole would order curds and whey?
Alia: Yuck! Curds and whey? Who do you think I am? Little Miss Muffet?
From the ceiling Web Spider dropped behind Alia.
W. Spider: Boo!
Alia ran screaming to her dressing room and slammed the door.
Director: Spider! I should have known.
W. Spider: I'll never get tired of doing that.
Director: We'll see about that. Hey X!
X: Yeah?
Director: Spider just scared Alia out of her wits.
X: Spider!
W. Spider: Oh shit.
*Boom*
Director: Thanks X. Well that would explain the e-mail.
Caterer: What? Why?
Director: Well Spider was always on the web. Cleanup crew!
Director: I have called you all here because we have received a phone call from George Lucas.
X: Now there's a great way to start any meeting.
Director: He said that he won't sue if we don't make it seem obvious we're using Lightsabers. So in terms of script rewrites there will be a few changes. There won't be the massive saber duel between Zero and Sigma.
Zero: Damn. I was looking forward to kicking Sigma's butt.
Sigma: Like you could. Besides, its all your fault. You had to start using a Lightsaber.
Zero: My fault? You were using the damn laser sword before I was.
Sigma: You wish.
Zero (pulling Z-saber out): En garde!
Sigma (Pulling his own sword out): Ha! Your skills are weak. You should not of come.
Zero: The circle is now complete. You may have defeated me once, but now I am the master.
Sigma: Only a master of copyright infringement!
Director: Can we afford a lawsuit from Lucas?
Lawyer: If it wasn't for us suing Energizer, no chance in hell.
Zero: How'd you like that?
Zero had just decapitated Sigma and kicked his head out the window.
Director: Oh well. Call the mechanics and someone go find his head. Where's some aspirin?
X: For Sigma when they get his head on straight?
Director: No me. They've never gotten his head on straight.
One week later
Sigma: Alas, poor Yoric, I knew him well.
Director: Will you stop that? It wasn't funny the first time you did that and its still not funny on the twentieth. Where the hell are those mechanics?
Sigma: They're union.
Director: Well don't that just figure.
Wasn't that fun? Reminds me of the time I got my wisdom teeth pulled. I don't know why it reminds me of my teeth being pulled, it just does. Read and review please. Otherwise, I might have to use the Dr. Light-side of the Force. Get it?
Cas: George Lucas just called.
Diathorn: Ah shit!
Director: Okay Gate, this is the scene where you act like a crazy maniac and mention the piece of wreckage you found.
Gate: Whoaaaaa man. I can see the back of your car.
Director: Gate, are you okay?
Gate: I think I'm tripping dude.
Director: What did you take?
Gate: Acid. Wow! Jelly weasels! I've never eaten one of those before.
Director: Acid? You're a Reploid! Drugs don't work on you!
Gate: Battery acid?
Director: Figures. Cut! Get Gate to rehab.
Gate: The weasels are eating your car man.
Three months and one successful rehab later.
Director: Okay, feel better Gate?
Gate: Yeah, I'm ready.
Director: Alright, now your first scene is...
Gate has fallen to the floor and is yelling about weasels.
Director: What the hell happened?
X: I think it's called a battery acid flashback.
Director: Let's try to put a positive thinking to this. Any ideas?
Zero: Sue Energizer. I always hated that bunny.
Director: Good idea! You get a bonus.
Zero: Now I can take Iris to that French restaurant. Yippee!
Gate: Weasels!
Director: Where's the caterer?
Caterer: You called?
Director: What the hell is up with the food your serving.
Caterer: How do you mean?
Director: First of all, what is it?
Caterer: Why the very best curds and whey. Isn't that what you ordered?
Director: No! I ordered a lunch spread. Didn't you get the phone call?
Caterer: Phone call? We got the order via e-mail. There was something about ignoring any phones calls. A problem with a prankster.
Director: Who could have done this? What asshole would order curds and whey?
Alia: Yuck! Curds and whey? Who do you think I am? Little Miss Muffet?
From the ceiling Web Spider dropped behind Alia.
W. Spider: Boo!
Alia ran screaming to her dressing room and slammed the door.
Director: Spider! I should have known.
W. Spider: I'll never get tired of doing that.
Director: We'll see about that. Hey X!
X: Yeah?
Director: Spider just scared Alia out of her wits.
X: Spider!
W. Spider: Oh shit.
*Boom*
Director: Thanks X. Well that would explain the e-mail.
Caterer: What? Why?
Director: Well Spider was always on the web. Cleanup crew!
Director: I have called you all here because we have received a phone call from George Lucas.
X: Now there's a great way to start any meeting.
Director: He said that he won't sue if we don't make it seem obvious we're using Lightsabers. So in terms of script rewrites there will be a few changes. There won't be the massive saber duel between Zero and Sigma.
Zero: Damn. I was looking forward to kicking Sigma's butt.
Sigma: Like you could. Besides, its all your fault. You had to start using a Lightsaber.
Zero: My fault? You were using the damn laser sword before I was.
Sigma: You wish.
Zero (pulling Z-saber out): En garde!
Sigma (Pulling his own sword out): Ha! Your skills are weak. You should not of come.
Zero: The circle is now complete. You may have defeated me once, but now I am the master.
Sigma: Only a master of copyright infringement!
Director: Can we afford a lawsuit from Lucas?
Lawyer: If it wasn't for us suing Energizer, no chance in hell.
Zero: How'd you like that?
Zero had just decapitated Sigma and kicked his head out the window.
Director: Oh well. Call the mechanics and someone go find his head. Where's some aspirin?
X: For Sigma when they get his head on straight?
Director: No me. They've never gotten his head on straight.
One week later
Sigma: Alas, poor Yoric, I knew him well.
Director: Will you stop that? It wasn't funny the first time you did that and its still not funny on the twentieth. Where the hell are those mechanics?
Sigma: They're union.
Director: Well don't that just figure.
Wasn't that fun? Reminds me of the time I got my wisdom teeth pulled. I don't know why it reminds me of my teeth being pulled, it just does. Read and review please. Otherwise, I might have to use the Dr. Light-side of the Force. Get it?
Cas: George Lucas just called.
Diathorn: Ah shit!
