As another World conference meeting came to a close, the countries were wondering why they had just wasted five hours of their lives on total crap.

"and there you have it!" Prussia exclaimed smirking as he stood on top of the table. "that is the awesome me kicked the arses of all you loser countries!" Of course, Prussia was leading this conference so the conference was of course crap.

Everyone stared at him.

"why the hell did it take you the whole five hours to say that?" Denmark asked while he was waving a ghost around Norway's head saying, "I'm one of your friends'"

Norway facepalmed again. "you're an idiot."

"he spent about half the time talking about how awesome he is." France exclaimed drinking his wine.

"of course cause I'm a very very very very very very very very very AWESOME PERSON. BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS YOU UNAWESOME PEOPLE. THIS IS THE HUMAN DEFINITION OF AWESOME RIGHT HERE! Bask in my GLORY!"

"it took the entire meeting to tell us that?" England growled his eye twitching." The. Entire. Meeting."

"I have to agree with England on that one dudes." America exclaimed lifting his head from where he had been resting it the majority (all) of the meeting. He didn't really pay attention unless it was his turn to speak.

"YOU TALK MORE THAN HIM."

"CAUSE I'M THE HERO DUH."

THAT MAKES NO SENSE YOU TWAT! WHY ARE YOU SO USELESS?."

"I'M A HERO AND HERO'S CAN'T BE UNLESS."

England muttered a curse under his breath and drank his tea. "weird.. how does he do that" Austria wondered out loud.

No one noticed him

"I'M THE AWESOME PRU-"

"You'reeeeeee drunk" Spain threw him out of the window.

"question!" Finland raised his hand. "How would he get drunk if his was standing there for five hours?"

"I'M AWESOME!" could be heard from a

So what do you guys want to do mates? Australia asked while poking New Zealand in the head.

"TRUTH OR DAREE" America and France chorused.

England cringed. "oh bloody hell the last time we did that…" he shuddered.

Austria also seemed terrified. "maybe I should leave I need to practice my-"

"NOPE!" Hungary grabbed him by the back of the shirt. "you're staying right here!" she ignored his loud protests.

"I on the other hand have some incroyable memories." he sighed dreamily . "ahh the memories." he reached over and poked England.

"Stay away from me you creep!" England scooted his chair away.

"Um, what are we doing eh?" Canada opened the door and enter the room. "Sorry I'm late Kuma fell into the water and turned into an ice cube and it took forever for him to dry him off…"

"did you hear something?" Denmark asked Iceland.

Iceland, who was reading a book, looked at his friend. "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Norge."

"What?"

"you're brother is weird."

"yep."

"I also let Prussia back in.. why was he outside anyway eh?" That time they could hear him. Canada shot the annoyed countries a confused look.

"oh mierda." Spain muttered.

"EVERYONE WORSHIP THE GOD OF AWESOME!"

I know it's bad this is my first fic =b hope you guys enjoyed it. Sorry it's short I didn't really know what to do.

HAVE AN AWESOME DAY/NIGHT OR WHATEVER TIME IT IS WHEN YOU READ THIS. =D

~Chibi_Lithuania