Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!! Do'ya hear that Rowling?! (now they can't sue me. Which is good 'cause me no having the money.)
Notes: Okay peeps, I'm sooo SORRY that I had to give up on everything else. I have an explanation, I do! Well, in my house there are two comps, kay? My laptop, Chuckie (named after Chuck Norris) died and in the process of a life threatening surgery which he may not survive. Let us take a moment to give our hopes to Chuckie. ………………… . Okay! Then the other computer went kasplagä! (word my class made up, means to be blown up) I just got the computer that went kasplagä fixed. So now I'm BACK! FEAR ME!!! ……. Ok, that was of topic. Anyway, enjoy! (with cookies on the side)
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Hogwarts' Story
The people that walk in my corridors have no clue that I am alive. Breathing, and skipping. Apparently, Sal and Ric were having yet another fight when they were charming the wards and accidently made it so I soak up the excess energy/magic and it gave me a conscious mind. So, after being 'alive' for this long, I have learned many things. Some are disgusting, some are obvious and some are plain hilarious. And that's what I'm going to do, kiddies. I'm going to tell MY story. Hogwarts' story.
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P.S. Didya know that it's weird to call yourself in third person? See: Hogwarts is wrong in the head. Hogwarts thinks that she's the most important person, no wait scratch that …um…uhh…building? No…mind. There we go, the most brilliant mind in the universe. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcoughcough. I'm okay, people! Trust me.
