The Matrix: Re-plugged
This is gonna be rubbish, but it was inspired by Lupe-3.14's Matrix spin-off. enjoy.
Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: *shrugs* i dunno, why not?
Neo: You're meant to know everything
Trinity: Its because you've never used them before, now can we carry on?
Cypher: I agree, i wanna see Neo kick Morpheus's ass.
The Crew: YEAH!
*Plugged in and appear in a strange dojo thing*
Neo: WOW!
Morpheus: *kicks Neo*
Neo: Hay, no fair. *bounds after Morpheus and socks it to him* MU HA HA HA HA HA i kick but.
Morpheus: Well done, but can you jump?
Neo: Of course i can, everyone can jump *jumps*
Morpheus: Not like that, Tank load the jump program.
*Big buildings appear.*
Morpheus: Clear you're mind. *takes a running jump and makes it across the gap*
Mouse: What if Neo makes it?
Cypher: He wont
Dozer: No-one makes the first jump
Mouse: But what if he does?
Tank: But he wont
Mouse: What if he does?
*The crew ignore him and turn back towards the screen*
Neo: Ok, clear you're mind. *runs fast and makes it*
Mouse: Ha! told you.
Neo: Oh yeah, oh yeah I kick but.
Morpheus: Dont get cocky.
*They get unplugged*
Neo: Sooooooooo, do i get a surprise, i cleared the gap first time.
Morpheus: Yes, Trinity give Neo his surprise.
*Neo rubs his hands, but Trinity knees him in the balls*
Neo: Owie!
Trinity: MU HA HA HA
Morpheus: You are ready Neo
Neo: For what?
Morpheus: To kick Agent Smith's but.
Trinity: He's been training for half an hour, how is he ready?
Morpheus: Am i the captain? yes. Do i make the rules? yes. Do you obey them? yes. Now i must send an email:
Dear Smith
Meet us in the playground.
Love Morpheus xXxXx
Neo: *whispers* is he gay?
Trinity: We're not sure.
*they get plugged in. Smith is waiting for them.
Smith: Mr.Anderson
*everyone looks around*
Trinity: Mr.Andrson? who is he?
Neo: I am, what do you want, Elrond- i mean Smith.
Smith: to hit you.
Neo: Come on then, ill bite your legs off....
Will Neo bite Smith's legs off? Will Smith admit he is really an Elf? Will Morpheus confess he is gay? Find out next time on
The Matrix: Re-plugged
I know its crap, but can you R&R anyways. Thank you, Anyone who reviews gets Jelly Beans, better than
Lupe-3.14, she is giving out cookies. Who wants cookies when you can have jelly beans?
This is gonna be rubbish, but it was inspired by Lupe-3.14's Matrix spin-off. enjoy.
Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: *shrugs* i dunno, why not?
Neo: You're meant to know everything
Trinity: Its because you've never used them before, now can we carry on?
Cypher: I agree, i wanna see Neo kick Morpheus's ass.
The Crew: YEAH!
*Plugged in and appear in a strange dojo thing*
Neo: WOW!
Morpheus: *kicks Neo*
Neo: Hay, no fair. *bounds after Morpheus and socks it to him* MU HA HA HA HA HA i kick but.
Morpheus: Well done, but can you jump?
Neo: Of course i can, everyone can jump *jumps*
Morpheus: Not like that, Tank load the jump program.
*Big buildings appear.*
Morpheus: Clear you're mind. *takes a running jump and makes it across the gap*
Mouse: What if Neo makes it?
Cypher: He wont
Dozer: No-one makes the first jump
Mouse: But what if he does?
Tank: But he wont
Mouse: What if he does?
*The crew ignore him and turn back towards the screen*
Neo: Ok, clear you're mind. *runs fast and makes it*
Mouse: Ha! told you.
Neo: Oh yeah, oh yeah I kick but.
Morpheus: Dont get cocky.
*They get unplugged*
Neo: Sooooooooo, do i get a surprise, i cleared the gap first time.
Morpheus: Yes, Trinity give Neo his surprise.
*Neo rubs his hands, but Trinity knees him in the balls*
Neo: Owie!
Trinity: MU HA HA HA
Morpheus: You are ready Neo
Neo: For what?
Morpheus: To kick Agent Smith's but.
Trinity: He's been training for half an hour, how is he ready?
Morpheus: Am i the captain? yes. Do i make the rules? yes. Do you obey them? yes. Now i must send an email:
Dear Smith
Meet us in the playground.
Love Morpheus xXxXx
Neo: *whispers* is he gay?
Trinity: We're not sure.
*they get plugged in. Smith is waiting for them.
Smith: Mr.Anderson
*everyone looks around*
Trinity: Mr.Andrson? who is he?
Neo: I am, what do you want, Elrond- i mean Smith.
Smith: to hit you.
Neo: Come on then, ill bite your legs off....
Will Neo bite Smith's legs off? Will Smith admit he is really an Elf? Will Morpheus confess he is gay? Find out next time on
The Matrix: Re-plugged
I know its crap, but can you R&R anyways. Thank you, Anyone who reviews gets Jelly Beans, better than
Lupe-3.14, she is giving out cookies. Who wants cookies when you can have jelly beans?
