Author's note: Just a little some thing I thought up while walking the dog, in which Germany goes in search for his Italy, based on the children's book "Where is My Cow?" written by the amazing Terry Pratchett for his book "Thud!". I don't own any of these novels or the characters of Hetalia, ect.
Where's My Italy?
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Bloody wanker! Daft git!" That is an England; that's not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "I'll think about it, we'll see." That is a Japan; that's not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Dude! I'm the hero!" That is an America; that's not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Your boobs are mine!" That is a Korea; that's not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Jerk England!" That is a Sealand, that is not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Become one with Russia, da?" That is a Russia; that's not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Oh hon hon hon hon…" That is a France; that's not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Aiyah! That was so rude, aru!" That is a China; that is not my Italy?
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "West! I'm so awesome! Get me a beer!" That is an Idiot Bruder; that is not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Chigi! Leave me alone, damn it!" That is a Romano; that is not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "H's m' w'fe." That is a Sweden; that is not my Italy.
Where is my Italy? Is that my Italy? It goes, "Germany! Help me! I need more pasta!" That's my Italy! Hurray! It is a… happy… day, for I have found my Italy.
