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Freddie:I'm Freddie
Sam: And i'm Sam
Seddie: And This is -
Spencer: SPENCER!
Freddie: Ok this is a new segment called:Things you won't
Sam: The aim of this segment is to tell as many joke as we can to the topic given
Gibby: Okay first topic:THINGS YOU WONT HEAR YOUR SAT NAV SAY
Spencer:Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Sam:At the next set of traffic lights a cyclist is going to pull up next to you and give you a really dirty look , when the lights turn green lets see how good his balance is.
Freddie:Turn i didn't say 'Sat Nav Says'.
Sam:Hold on i've got the map up-side down.
Spencer:*looks around* Where are we?
Gibby:Okay next topic:Things You Wouldn't Hear at a School Assembly
Freddie:Okay i would like to introduce a new mamber of staff,he has no legs,no arms and no body we shall call him the head.
Spencer:Will whoevers milkshake is bringing all the boys to the yard stop it.
Gibby:And lastly:Unlikely Things to Hear on a TV Talent Show
Sam:Tonight i am going to be climbing a step ladder.
Spencer:Your right i can't sing ... thanks!
Freddie:i'd like to dedicate this song to my friend that recently got his by a bus 'The wheels on the bus go round and round...'
Sam:i think you hit the high notes really well,it will be interesting to see if you can do it when i don't have your nuts in a clamp.
SAM,FREDDIE,GIBBY & SPENCER:BYE!
