Wizards have amazing memories; they can remember what has happened, what
hasn't happened, and sometimes what WILL happen. When the gods removed
Rock from the disc, they could not affect the minds of the wizards. And
one day the Dean, decided to bring it back, he studied for ages hoping to
find someway of bringing it back, and one day he left a book of musical
spells in the back of a cart for to long, and it changed into a book
entitled Queen, greatest hits, which contained a ritual for summoning rock.
He gathered the chair of indefinite studies, the bursar, and 100 students, and took them into the auditorium, giving each a card, as to what they should do.
He left the room, and pulled off his cloak, to reveal a black robe with metal studs in, spelling: LIVE FATS, DIE YOGNU. He greased up his hair into a spike, and ran out onto the stage, signalling the start through a magic loudspeaker.
And then, all of a sudden, the students felt a rhythm flowing through them;
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
The dean appeared on stage
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"Buddy as a boy made a big noise playing in the street,
Gunna be a big MAN some day,
You got MUD on your face you big disgrace,
Kicking a gnome all over the place,
Singin':"
The assembled students kept up the rhythm as they sang:
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
The chair of indefinite studies stood up:
"Buddy as a young man, a hard man,
Shouting in the street gunna takes on the WORLD some day,
You got blood on your face,
You big disgrace,
Waving your guitar all over the place;"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"SING IT"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
The Bursar, rather unsteadily, got to his feet;
"Buddy as an old man,
Poor man,
Pleadin' with his eyes gunna make you some PEAS some day,
You got blood on your face,
You big disgrace;
Somebody better put you back into your place;"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"SING IT"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
(a guitar quavered in the back ground)
"Everybody;"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
At this an enormous chord was heard and everybody kept up the rhythm as Buddy Holly floated down to the stage playing an enormous solo on his guitar.
The ritual was complete, music with rocks in was BACK.
He gathered the chair of indefinite studies, the bursar, and 100 students, and took them into the auditorium, giving each a card, as to what they should do.
He left the room, and pulled off his cloak, to reveal a black robe with metal studs in, spelling: LIVE FATS, DIE YOGNU. He greased up his hair into a spike, and ran out onto the stage, signalling the start through a magic loudspeaker.
And then, all of a sudden, the students felt a rhythm flowing through them;
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
The dean appeared on stage
*Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"Buddy as a boy made a big noise playing in the street,
Gunna be a big MAN some day,
You got MUD on your face you big disgrace,
Kicking a gnome all over the place,
Singin':"
The assembled students kept up the rhythm as they sang:
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
The chair of indefinite studies stood up:
"Buddy as a young man, a hard man,
Shouting in the street gunna takes on the WORLD some day,
You got blood on your face,
You big disgrace,
Waving your guitar all over the place;"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"SING IT"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
The Bursar, rather unsteadily, got to his feet;
"Buddy as an old man,
Poor man,
Pleadin' with his eyes gunna make you some PEAS some day,
You got blood on your face,
You big disgrace;
Somebody better put you back into your place;"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"SING IT"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
(a guitar quavered in the back ground)
"Everybody;"
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
*CLAP**Stomp, stomp* *CLAP*
"WE will, we will ROCK YOU!"
At this an enormous chord was heard and everybody kept up the rhythm as Buddy Holly floated down to the stage playing an enormous solo on his guitar.
The ritual was complete, music with rocks in was BACK.
