God, this trip sucks. Sure, I like fighting the bad guys, but the in-
between times sure are dead.
I'm bored. I can't believe the heads just decided to chuck the four of us in together. It's like they drew the straws and we all got the short sticks.
At least they could have given me some road puzzles or something to do. The damn towns are so far apart....there's nothing to see either. Just dirt, dirt and more dirt. We gave up playing I Spy about an hour ago. Sigh. This is bullshit.
Jeep is playing shit for radio...and anyway the sing-along only lasted about five minutes before Sanzo's pissy ass started yelling for quiet. God, he's such a jerk sometimes. It's not like there is anything else to do.
Hakkai, at least, can concentrate on "driving". I think he is secretly talking to Jeep in whatever language the little shit uses and only Hakkai knows. Every now and then he turns to talk to Sanzo. Sigh. At least they get along. I'm stuck in the back with this premature water sprite. The king of all wet dreams. Look at him....he's finally decided that the trip is smooth enough for a little nap. Probably dreaming about Hakkai or the latest exploit. He pisses me off. First he tells me over and over that the next town is for sure coming up and that I'd better be awake when we get there and then he goes ahead and zonks out. What's with that?? He's always being such an ass. But he is all I have in the back seat. I think maybe he is pretending to sleep. Just to get to me. He's good at that.
Sigh. I'm bored. And I'm hungry. Wait...yea, we have some jerky from our last pit stop. I'll ask...scratch that...I'm eating it!
God, this shit is good. It tastes all smoky and....oh god, there he goes again. I guess he really is asleep. He is such an exhibitionist when he sleeps. Rubbing himself and everything. I think he does it to get us to watch. Awk...that's thoroughly disgusting!
Hey Sanzo...can't you make him stop! I'm trying to eat here.
Oh sure...just ignore him and he'll get done quicker. Right...Sanzo's not stuck in the back with him. I'll try but if I get the least bit of fluid on me, I am gonna kill him.
Geesh...he's really moaning....I wonder what he is thinking about. Damn! I guess I'll try to finish my jerky...
Sanzo seems to be ignoring Gojyo. Hakkai seems to be blushing. "oh my!" Well, now I know. Sanzo is shaking his head. Wow, he really does drag down the sun. It's almost like gold. A sun god. I wonder what it feels like. Would it feel like straw or silk. Silk I bet. He is very vain for a monk so I bet he takes care of it.
Sigh...I can still hear Gojyo, though he is quieter. I wonder what it feels like to make noises like that. I wonder what it's like to blush like Hakkai. I wonder what it would be like to be held by Sanzo.
Sigh....well, I do see a town ahead. Then it will be separate double rooms and I will get stuck with the water pervert. And Sanzo will room with Hakkai.
Sigh....I'm not very hungry anymore.
I'm bored. I can't believe the heads just decided to chuck the four of us in together. It's like they drew the straws and we all got the short sticks.
At least they could have given me some road puzzles or something to do. The damn towns are so far apart....there's nothing to see either. Just dirt, dirt and more dirt. We gave up playing I Spy about an hour ago. Sigh. This is bullshit.
Jeep is playing shit for radio...and anyway the sing-along only lasted about five minutes before Sanzo's pissy ass started yelling for quiet. God, he's such a jerk sometimes. It's not like there is anything else to do.
Hakkai, at least, can concentrate on "driving". I think he is secretly talking to Jeep in whatever language the little shit uses and only Hakkai knows. Every now and then he turns to talk to Sanzo. Sigh. At least they get along. I'm stuck in the back with this premature water sprite. The king of all wet dreams. Look at him....he's finally decided that the trip is smooth enough for a little nap. Probably dreaming about Hakkai or the latest exploit. He pisses me off. First he tells me over and over that the next town is for sure coming up and that I'd better be awake when we get there and then he goes ahead and zonks out. What's with that?? He's always being such an ass. But he is all I have in the back seat. I think maybe he is pretending to sleep. Just to get to me. He's good at that.
Sigh. I'm bored. And I'm hungry. Wait...yea, we have some jerky from our last pit stop. I'll ask...scratch that...I'm eating it!
God, this shit is good. It tastes all smoky and....oh god, there he goes again. I guess he really is asleep. He is such an exhibitionist when he sleeps. Rubbing himself and everything. I think he does it to get us to watch. Awk...that's thoroughly disgusting!
Hey Sanzo...can't you make him stop! I'm trying to eat here.
Oh sure...just ignore him and he'll get done quicker. Right...Sanzo's not stuck in the back with him. I'll try but if I get the least bit of fluid on me, I am gonna kill him.
Geesh...he's really moaning....I wonder what he is thinking about. Damn! I guess I'll try to finish my jerky...
Sanzo seems to be ignoring Gojyo. Hakkai seems to be blushing. "oh my!" Well, now I know. Sanzo is shaking his head. Wow, he really does drag down the sun. It's almost like gold. A sun god. I wonder what it feels like. Would it feel like straw or silk. Silk I bet. He is very vain for a monk so I bet he takes care of it.
Sigh...I can still hear Gojyo, though he is quieter. I wonder what it feels like to make noises like that. I wonder what it's like to blush like Hakkai. I wonder what it would be like to be held by Sanzo.
Sigh....well, I do see a town ahead. Then it will be separate double rooms and I will get stuck with the water pervert. And Sanzo will room with Hakkai.
Sigh....I'm not very hungry anymore.
