Risa Kageyama was a minor character from Yugioh Season Zero and she was a dueling witch along with her three sisters. Who are also fond of Macbeth. I was thinking about Yugioh 5d and a certain person who I'm convinced is at least slightly based off her and wondered what Risa would think of the term physic duelist. Slight colorshipping (Kaiba/Risa) , because it's funny.
"Physic duelist."
"Call me a physic duelist one more time!"
Kaiba mouthed 'physic duelist' with a wry- well it couldn't be called a smile but it was something that started in his lips and narrowed his eyes in a way that wasn't entirely unpleasant. A pregnant pause developed in the group each individual member taking a moment to access the situation, as it happened all of them decided to take a generous step back.
"Physic duelist." Alas the fated words were spoken and the next sound was Kaiba gasping and clutching at the whip around his neck.
"Why do you have a whip in your purse?"
"Get him Risa!"
"Don't encourage her Joey!" Tea chided.
"Better him then me, " he replied still remembering the whip to the groin he had received. Meanwhile Kaiba was attempting to get Risa Kageyama off him. Kaiba getting pinned down by a ninety-eight pound girl? That's never getting old.
"Risa I think you're killing him," Yugi added anxiously.
"Yugi it hurts my feelings when he calls me a physic duelist, " Risa said her voice dripping with sweetness. Everyone was rather taken aback by this, even Yugi's grandfather who was listening in at the door. She hadn't used the sweet little girl act for a while now and it was part of the reason they let her hang out with them more often
Even if they had believed her words the fact she was straddling Kaiba's chest wielding a whip and trying to choke him with it really ruined the effect. Kaiba himself had managed to get himself a little breathing room and was smirking uncontrollably.
"Risa I can see through your tights." Kaiba said much to everyone's surprise. Risa looked startled and jumped off Kaiba, witches are known for many things and not a single one of those things is wearing underwear with little purple hearts on it. Kaiba lifted the whip off him, still smirking, and made the mental count Risa-one, Self-two. He was about to hand it back to her when he actually looked at the whip and noted the odd texture and material.
"Risa what is this made out of?" He questioned.
"The plaited skin of a Egyptian priest from 3000 years ago," she said with a smile. Kaiba turned a bit paler then usual and walks briskly towards the door.
"Yugi I need to use your bathroom," and with that he walked out the door. Sounds of his retching were greatly exaggerated in later stories.
