A/NOK everyone this is just a joke please don't take it seriously!! This
was a response to a post on the WB website and a lot of people there
thought it was funny so I decided to try and brighten your days up too!!
Feedback: Hey just let me know what you think.
Disclaimer: Do you really think I would have sent Angel to LA? Only evil, evil people do those kinds of things. (Like giving a vampire a baby and never telling us how it came around!!) I don't own them.
**Goes to her thinking spot and begins to tap her head.** Think think think
Angel decides to attempt some bedroom olympics with Cordelia, but runs into should we say...problems. He goes to the brothel looking for a paranormal viagra and runs into Wesley and Faith in the happy room. He is so overjoyed to have Wesley off his back that he losses his soul. He sneaks into one of the extra rooms and grabs a nice leather bondage out fit.
Cordelia is at the hotel crying to Fred that she failed Angel and he doesn't find her attractive. Fred finally gets a brain and tells Cordy she is right and Angel truly only loves Buffy. Just then the bondage sporting Angelus walks in and uses his whip to pull Cordelia into his arms. He teases her a little takes her upstairs, they do the nasty and he kills her.
Fred runs to get Wesley, but is so busy eating as she jogs down the middle of the street that she falls into a manhole that transports her to a dimension where everyone knows everything about quantum physics etc. and eats nothing but tacos. She lives happily ever after whining all the time to her new love George.
Wesley and Faith get married and have lots of psycho babies that are torn between killing people, saving them, or just researching the hell out of mindless facts.
Gunn and Lorne run off and start a major club in London. The club is a cover-up for the SODP (Society of Demon Protection) Gunn runs the bar and security. He becomes very well known for the drinks he makes such as the Angelic Suicide (known for its euphoric delusions) and the Mind Bender (Great drunk, oh heck of a hang over).
Willow realizes what a mistake it was to be with Tara and reunites with Oz. She finds a magical remedy for her magic addiction and no longer is the sniveling little twat she has become. They get married, move to Detroit and start a Veterinary Hospital that specializes in obedience training and fleas.
Riley falls madly in love with.Spike!!! Riley helps Spike to remove his chip and then Spike kills him. Spike spends the next decade writing for Playboy, basing everything on his short little Buffy stage.
Angelus who is happy to have finally rid himself of the materialistic pain in his side rushes to Sunnydale. His first bit of business is going to the Summer's house where (due to the large amount of hate built up while he was with Buffy) he quickly disposes of Dawn. He then sneaks into Buffy's room and changes her into a vampire. Together he and Buffy kidnap Anya and have a mystical shaman transport her to her personal hell dimension of extremely large, German Shepard sized, bunny rabbits. They then live evilly ever after.
Just a theory. (
Feedback: Hey just let me know what you think.
Disclaimer: Do you really think I would have sent Angel to LA? Only evil, evil people do those kinds of things. (Like giving a vampire a baby and never telling us how it came around!!) I don't own them.
**Goes to her thinking spot and begins to tap her head.** Think think think
Angel decides to attempt some bedroom olympics with Cordelia, but runs into should we say...problems. He goes to the brothel looking for a paranormal viagra and runs into Wesley and Faith in the happy room. He is so overjoyed to have Wesley off his back that he losses his soul. He sneaks into one of the extra rooms and grabs a nice leather bondage out fit.
Cordelia is at the hotel crying to Fred that she failed Angel and he doesn't find her attractive. Fred finally gets a brain and tells Cordy she is right and Angel truly only loves Buffy. Just then the bondage sporting Angelus walks in and uses his whip to pull Cordelia into his arms. He teases her a little takes her upstairs, they do the nasty and he kills her.
Fred runs to get Wesley, but is so busy eating as she jogs down the middle of the street that she falls into a manhole that transports her to a dimension where everyone knows everything about quantum physics etc. and eats nothing but tacos. She lives happily ever after whining all the time to her new love George.
Wesley and Faith get married and have lots of psycho babies that are torn between killing people, saving them, or just researching the hell out of mindless facts.
Gunn and Lorne run off and start a major club in London. The club is a cover-up for the SODP (Society of Demon Protection) Gunn runs the bar and security. He becomes very well known for the drinks he makes such as the Angelic Suicide (known for its euphoric delusions) and the Mind Bender (Great drunk, oh heck of a hang over).
Willow realizes what a mistake it was to be with Tara and reunites with Oz. She finds a magical remedy for her magic addiction and no longer is the sniveling little twat she has become. They get married, move to Detroit and start a Veterinary Hospital that specializes in obedience training and fleas.
Riley falls madly in love with.Spike!!! Riley helps Spike to remove his chip and then Spike kills him. Spike spends the next decade writing for Playboy, basing everything on his short little Buffy stage.
Angelus who is happy to have finally rid himself of the materialistic pain in his side rushes to Sunnydale. His first bit of business is going to the Summer's house where (due to the large amount of hate built up while he was with Buffy) he quickly disposes of Dawn. He then sneaks into Buffy's room and changes her into a vampire. Together he and Buffy kidnap Anya and have a mystical shaman transport her to her personal hell dimension of extremely large, German Shepard sized, bunny rabbits. They then live evilly ever after.
Just a theory. (
