Hello, this is BlunderDip52 with a limerick-like poem/parody about Steven Universe. The poem will consist of 5 rings, each one telling a different episode, but with an AU twist to it for comedic effect. Follow/favorite/review this if you like it, and check out my other works as well!
This ring is the genderbend AU of "The Trial" (mainly in the beginning)
Ring 1: Thy Fair Maiden
A fair maiden thy freed
A boy with hair that was born to lead/p
He rescued her from large, titanium chicks/p
Who were hell-bent on getting their licks./p
Thy maiden's name was Larsicca
A gal who was just a wuss
She didn't have the courage to cuss
And tried desperately to please the boy.
"Hey, cutie," she said with a smirk,
But the boy didn't like to twerk.
So he said very shyly,
Without cheer or glee.
"You're welcome, Larsicca, but I ain't free!"
So the two went on journeying,
As friends. colleagues, fighters,
But instead of drinking nor partying,
They played with their lighters,
And their laughters echoed throughout the dark.
The maiden went to work one day,
To hang out with her boyfriend bae,
She said, "Hey, Sadicus!"
And he said, "Hey, Larsiccus!"
And they worked on making sweet donuts for the fans.
A couple hours later, Stovon came to the shop.
He ordered double-glazed rainbow, which would certainly make him hop,
And Larsiccus gave him the donut and a warm smile.
Mrs. Smiles worked at her Funland boardwalk.
She loved the way others would talk,
So when Larsiccus and Sadicus came there and jabbered on,
Smiles couldn't help but eavesdrop on.
And so concludes the journeys
Of young Stovon and older Larsiccus,
As they avoided the chicks' potential anger,
Escaped and became friends.
and played Undertale with their lighters.
END OF RING 1
