I thought about waiting til I saw the movie, then I realized "No, that'll take too long." So I decided to do it without watching the movie first. This is a crossover with Sleeping Beauty, only more hilarious
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A woman was moaning and clutching her oversized stomache in pain. A man, who was supposedly her husband, took one of her hands in worry.
"Is the baby..." He couldn't bring himself to ask if the baby was coming, but the look on his wifes face gave him the message.
These two had been married for five years and for some reason they were unable to have children. But one day, the woman wished upon the moon for a child, whether it was boy or a girl she didn't care, just as long as it was their child. Then upon that same night, Mother Nature had come to her and granted her that very wish, saying that she knows the gender of the baby, but wanted the couple to wait as a surprise.
They had asked when the baby would come, but Mother Nature replied, "You'll know when it's time."
The couple had been very patient, but also very excited. They were finally going to have a child.
Then after nine months of waiting, it was finally coming.
"Oh, Roderick, I don't think I can do this," the woman said to her husband worriedly. "What if the baby dies once it comes? I'll never be able to live with myself."
"Monica, everything will be fine," Roderick said to his wife, squeezing her hand. "We just have to wait for Mother Nature to come and help us."
Monica nodded to him and consentrated on breathing evenly. After what seemed like forever, Mother Nature had finally come with a small smile.
"I am here, my dear," she replied, sitting down next to the woman and rubbing her belly.
"Please help, it hurts!" Monica whined, recieving a gentle stroke from the nature spirit.
"Calm down now, it's going to hurt. Just to warn you all, though," she looked at Roderick, "the guardians will be here to see the little treasure you will have."
Roderick seemed nervous at this. She had explained that the little childrens fairy tales were real, but he didn't count on them coming to see their first born child.
"I'm here! Is the baby here yet!"
Mother Nature looked to see that the Tooth Fairy had come with her mini-fairies in a rush.
"No, not yet, Tooth. Just a little more, Monica."
Monica breathed deeply as the pain began to increase. As much as she loved having this baby, this kid was just giving her a real hard time at the moment.
"By the time *pant* the baby's here, *pant* he or she *pant* is in alot *pant* of trouble," Monica breathed.
Roderick couldn't help but laugh at that. It was way too early to be punishing the baby now.
"Now, now. Don't go punishing your child. It's hasn't even come yet."
Nature looked at Santa Claus with a sweet smile.
"Welcome, North. You're not late, as you can probably tell."
North smiled at Nature. "Good. Wouldn't want to miss the baby screaming."
Nature laughed at this, but turned serious as Monica whined in pain.
"I'm guessing it's not a good time for jokes, yes?"
Nature nodded, but kept her attention on the woman.
"Alright, Monica, are you ready?"
Monica breathed a little bit before nodding.
"Good. Now push!"
Monica started groaning as she tried to help push the baby out.
"'Ello, mates. What did I miss?"
The Easter Bunny soon caught sight of the woman trying to give birth and then fainted.
"Oh, Bunnymund!" Nature shouted to the unconcious bunny. "You're just in time!"
The Sandman soon followed and watched the joyous wonders of birth, waking up Bunnymund in the process.
"Sorry 'bout that, mate. Child-birth makes me nervous..."
Nature giggled a little bit, but then quieted down when she saw the baby's head.
"That's it! Push a little more!"
Monica groaned as she pushed.
"One more push!"
Monica gave one last push until she heard crying from a small child, which was hers. The couple tried to get a glimpse of their child, who was wrapped in a silk blanket.
Mother Nature cooed at the baby before turning to the new parents. "It's a girl..."
Monica put her hands to her mouth in joy. "Oh, my..." She reached out for her new baby girl and Nature slid the baby into her mothers arms. "Oh, she's so beautiful... And she's all ours..." Monica turned her tear-filled eyes to her husband, who looked like he was on the verge of tears as well as he placed is hand on his daughters small head.
"She's all ours..." Roderick whispered with a joyous smile.
"Ooh! Congratulations!" Tooth shouted.
The other three guardians looked at the baby with smiles.
"What shall you name the baby?" Nature asked.
Monica and Roderick looked at eachother before looking at their newborn child.
"Francesca..." Monica said. "How about Francesca?"
"I love it," Roderick said.
"Then Francesca it is," a voice called out.
There appeared Father Time with a small hourglass that had the name "Francesca Guilder".
"Now that the guardians are all here," Nature continued, "why don't we go on with the gifts for the new baby girl?"
Monica and Roderick looked at eachother in astonishment. Their new baby was special to them, true, but they didn't think she was that special.
"North, you go first."
North nodded and knelt down towards the little infant.
"Francesca, I give to you the gift of song. You'll be filled with singing and laughter and joy, that it will warm the hearts of those in distress."
The little baby Francesca could feel the magic flowing around her and she couldn't help but giggle. Monica cooed at the baby for making it's noise of laughter.
"Bunnymund, you're next."
Bunnymund nodded before Monica handed him the little baby Francesca, who smiled and giggled as he held her up in mid-air. Bunnymund smirked. "Yeah, you better like me. I'm the one who's going to be leavin' ya easter eggs. Now, my gift for you is courage. You'll have enough guts to face anything, but remember to try not to overexagerate yourself, okay, Fran?"
The little baby just giggled in response, making the Easter Bunny chuckle himself as he handed her to Tooth.
"Oh, you're such a cute little baby! With such a pretty little mouth! Oh, right. My gift for you, Francesca, is beauty. Once you grow old enough to lose your baby teeth, you will recieve coins that give you the beautiful memories that you shall forever cherish as time passes for you."
Francesca looked at the fairy with a few giggles before yawning and drifting off to sleep. Tooth cooed at her before giving her up to her mother.
"How touching..."
Everyone froze at the dark voice and turned to see Pitch leaning against a tree with an evil smile. Tooth had nearly dropped the baby, but was quick enough to realize what she was doing.
"What're you doing here, Pitch?" Bunnymund asked as he drew out his boomerrang.
"Oh, nothing," the Boogeyman answered. "See, Mother Nature here didn't invite me to the birth of the Guilders first child, so I thought I could just crash the party." Pitch took a look at the little bundle in Tooths arms and grinned. "And it's a girl!"
Tooth held Francesca close to her, making Pitch smirk.
"May I?" he asked, holding out his arms as he reached for the newborn.
Tooth cringed the baby away, but Pitch used black sand to snatch the baby from her. Francesca awoke and started to cry as she was put into the arms of the Boogeyman. Monica and Roderick both stood up to reach for their child, but Pitch raised his hand toward them to stop them.
Pitch smiled and looked down at the crying infant. "Hush now, my little one. You have nothing to fear." He stroked little baby's smooth head as way of comfort, but everyone knew that what he said was a lie. However, this little gesture had somehow calmed the baby down.
"Pitch, release the child now!" North said as he drew out his sword.
Pitch looked at the guardians with a wicked smirk. "Oh, I'll let her go. After I've given her my gift."
Everyone flinched at this. They all knew what Pitch was like when it came to gifts, and he was going to give one of the worst possible gifts that was ever given.
Pitch looked down at the baby and raised his hand to point a finger down to her and black sand started forming images of the future. "When the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of an old spinning wheel and die."
That was it. That was all it took for Monica to lose her selfcontrol and run toward Pitch and take her baby away from him.
"No!"
Pitch laughed a cruel laugh as the woman was on the verge of tears. Roderick ran to her side and glared at the Boogeyman.
"You monster!"
"That does it, mate!"
Bunnymund threw his boomerrangs at Pitch, only for him to dodge them. North restrained him from doing anything else as Pitch smiled cruely toward the couple.
"Enjoy your baby while it lasts..." With that, he vanished with an evil laugh.
Monicas tears poured out as she was held in her husbands arms.
"Roderick... Our baby... We're not going to be able to keep her for long afterall..."
Mother Nature immediately stepped in. "Not quite, Monica. Sandy has yet to give his gift to Francesca."
The couple looked to the Sandman with hopeful eyes and the guardian nodded as he took the baby in his arms. As he held the infant in one arm, he started making images with his sand with the other.
"Sweet Francesca, if ever you should have your finger pricked by the spindle, you shall not meet death, but shall be put into a deep sleep. And from this slumber you shall be woken by true loves kiss. Only then will the spell be broken..."
Sandy handed the child back to her loving parents, who held her for dear life. Sandy's gift had countered Pitch's, and this gave them hope that they would still get to keep their child.
