+ Carpe diem + Sieze the Day+

+By Spinel Sun+

+And her mental problem, Metallic Moon, along with her alter ego, Paper Star+

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Inuyasha recieves a good thwak on the head, causing him to lose his memories… Fortunately for our favorite half demon, Sango and Miroku know the perfect human to take care of him! ^^ Latin warning! IY + Kag! S + M! Updated on Fridays.

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Suppi-chan: ^^ Yay! I'm sooo thrilled! I finally posted! -=dances around in a circle=-

Meta: … right…-=sweatdrops=-

Suppi-chan: ;; For a mental problem, you're very cynical! T-T Why couldn't I have gotten a HAPPY mental problem?! -=wails=-

Meta: ;; Hey! Who are you calling a mental problem? -=glare=-

Suppi-chan: -=glare=- ;;

Pappy: T-T I need sugggarrr!

Meta: Shush, Pappy.. ;; We're trying to argue here!

Suppi-chan: ;; Yeah! Go ask the reviewers for sugar…

Pappy: ^___________^ Hallo wonderful reviewer ppls!! Pappy needs sugar puh-leeeeassse!! -=bounces up and down=-

Suppi-chan and Meta: -=sweatdrop…=-

Meta: -=sigh=- We don't own Inuyasha, sweatdrops, etc… If you sue, all you'll get is Suppi's horrible art work and maybe a sock…

Suppi-chan: ;; I heard that!

Pappy: Suuugggarrr!!

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+Chapter One: Mea culpa (My Fault)+

+Dedicated to Dark Fire Angel+

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It was one of those normal days in Feudal Japan… Demon destroying the world, plotting evil deeds.. But, uhm.. we'll just focus in on a group, resting in the forest after a horrible and bloody and awful and devastating battle with a goat demon! Or something… After they did something! [Meta: -=sweatdrop=- Yes… a goat…] The white haired of the four glared forward as a pink bubble type thingiemajig chewed on his head.

"Somebody get this stupid thing offa my head!!! ;;", growled Inuyasha.

The female near-by shrugged and replied, "Get him off yourself…"

The monk of the four popped up behind her, "Speaking of getting, shouldn't you be going to get Lady Kagome?"

"Feh!"

Shippou was thrown into a tree with what Inuyasha found was a very satisfying thud. The kitsune, as all little cute things do [Suppi: What?! I like Shippou!], was unharmed… blah blah blah…

Sango sighed and picked up the small form chiding him, "Shippou, why don't you play with that little future toy that Kagome-chan gave you?"

"OKAY!!!"

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The little kitsune pulled out a yo-yo and attempted to do 'walk the dog', much to Inuyasha's displeasure…

"Give that stupid thing to me!"

"Noooo!", wailed Shippou.

"ARRRGH! I said give the friggin' toy to me!!", shouted the half demon as he chased the kitsune who was still playing with his brightly colored yo-yo.

"No you didn't, meanie! You said, 'Give that stupid thing to me!'"

"Just… SHUT UP!! And hand it over!!!"

You can guess the reply…

"WHATEVER!! ;; Just don't do that 'dog walk' thing!!"

"You aren't a dog, why do you care?!"

"Just, DO IT!!!"

"FINE!! I'm going to do 'around the world'!", replied Shippou with a pout.

He promptly did so! Unfortunately for our white haired friend, the kitsune wasn't very good at 'around the world'.

The last thing Inuyasha knew was a yellow round thing flying into his face.

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"Did I worry you?"

"Of course I was worried!"

"I was kinda nervous too.. Since you were so late in coming for me."

"I'm sorry… It must've hurt…"

"Inuyasha…"

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"Maybe he's dead", muttered a female voice.

"I didn't think meanie Inuyasha would die that easy", another voice whispered loudly.

On the ground, the white haired half demon being discussed groaned… His whole body ached. Especially his head.His golden eyes fluttered open slowly, only to be greeted by… the ground. He groaned again and rolled over onto his back with an soft 'oof'.

"I guess he isn't dead", murmured Sango as she tucked some stray hair behind an ear.

Seeing her statement was true, the little kitsune who had spoken before hopped onto Sango's sholder for safety. On the ground, Inuyasha squinted at the them, making no effort to get up, seeing as his whole body felt like it would fall apart. His sensitive ears twitched some, picking up their soft voices.

"Let me check his wounds..", said another voice, only male this time.

Inuyasha grunted in protest. His head spun and his body hurt! What else was there to check?! He grunted again as he felt a finger prod his skull. And it HURT!

"ARRGH!!!"

Following his pained outburst, the fallen half demon sat up, holding his head and glaring at Miroku, the priest who had dared to touch his head. Shippou ducked behind Sango, who folded her arms.

"Nope, definitely not dead…",she said as she sighed, "Feeling better, Inuyasha?"

He blinked.

"Who's Inuyasha?", came the confused reply.

"WHAT?!?!", cried Sango, sweatdropping heavily with her hands in the position of surprise, "You're kidding, right?"

Shippou peeked out cautiously from behind the shocked girl saying, "Maybe it's because he hit his head!"

Sango muttered, "You mean, you hit his head…"

Miroku nodded wisely as Inuyasha blinked and touched his head gingerly.

"He is most likely suffering memory loss from the wound he sustained from the little colored thing on a string that always comes back. You know, the toy that Kagome gave Shippou."

"Kagome?", asked the boy, still very confused, "And while you're at it, who are you?! And why did you touch my friggin' head?! It hurt like…"

Sango yelled, irritated, "Are you telling me he doesn't remember anything?! Kagome?! US?! Does he even remember the Shikon shards?"

By now, Shippou had climbed back out and onto Sango's sholder as she twitched madly. Inuyasha had begun to prod the Tetsusaiga by his side. Miroku shrugged.

"I guess not."

"Is someone going to answer my friggin' questions or not?!", growled Inuyasha as his attention left the shiny sword.

Miroku sweatdropped as Shippou and Sango both turned and looked at him. He sighed and leaned forward, resting his chin in his palm and his elbow on his other arm, which was around his upper body. [Suppi: -=blink=- Did that make sense? ^^;;][Meta: -=sweatdrop=- Of course not… you wrote it!]

"If you really must know…", began the monk…

Inuyasha gave him a look that clearly stated, 'do it or die'.

Speaking as one would to a child, Miroku said slowly pointing to himself, "I am the Miroku, the all powerful monk…"

Sango shoved him aside and dusted herself off before saying, "He's Miroku the groping moron. This is Shippou the little kitsune that always annoys you, and I am Sango."

Inuyasha glared and muttered, "So? I don't know you."

"Yes you do."

"No, I don't."

"You do."

"I don't!"

"You do!"

"I DON'T!!!"

"YOU DO!!!"

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[Suppi: -=cough=- ^^;; Right.. several minutes later…][Pappy: Neeeed sugarrr… x.x] Inuyasha threw his hands up in exhasperation. Couldn't these strange people just answer his question?!

"JUST SHUT UP and TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW! Moron…"

"Fine!", yelled Sango in return, "Shippou hit you in the head with one off Kagome's world's toys and you went unconcious!!! And Miroku touched your head because he wanted to!!"

"Why would someone want to touch my head?!?!"

"I don't know!!"


"Feh! You people don't know anything!"

Miroku sat crosslegged sweatdropping at the two as Shippou chewed on his head in the form of a pink thingie with giant eyes.

"YEAH!? Well, you don't even know your name!!"

"Yes I do! It's… uhm… It's…"

"HA!"

Satisfyed, Sango sat down with a rather smug look on her face. She folded her arms and smirked some. Shippou gave up on chewing on Miroku and floated over to her, and he began to.. [Meta: You guessed it…]chew on her head.

"What the heck is my name?! Tell me, woman!!"


"It's BARNEY! You moron!!"

"Barney?!?! What sort of name did my mother give me?!"

"I was being sarcastic!! Your name is Inuyasha!!"

"Much better!! I like that name! Feh…"

Miroku sighed wistfully, probably thinking of Sango's body in one form or another. Shippou had gone to trying to change into a bow again, only suceeding in looking like a snail. Sango sgiehd and put a hand to her forehead. Inuyasha folded his arms and began to glare at Miroku for poking his head.

The monk sighed, "This is going to be a long day…"

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Suppi: Mwhahahaha! -=cough gag=- ahaha.. ahehehe.. eeehhh… x.x

Pappy: Want sugar! -=poke poke=- Want now!

Meta: ;; Shush, Pappy. You might wake her up!!

Suppi: x.@

Pappy: Ooo… O.O;;

Meta: -=whispers=- Anyways, please R + R, it will make Suppi-chan happy. -=sigh=- You can send sugary snacks for Pappy.. if you're very brave!

Pappy: -=whispers loud=- And and and, flames are bad! Suppi-chan says that if somethings wrong you can tell her, but noooo flamers!

Meta: Feel free to e-mail us at suppi_chan@otakumail.com!

Pappy: Oh yeah.. and tell Suppi-chan if she should continue!

Suppi: X.@!!!

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