Expect The Unexpected

Chapter One: Two Rangers Walk Into A Bar…

Note: Maybe I've had one too many pain pills but this story was begging me to write it. It is different, it is new, it is a first on this site and dag nabbit it was bugging me so here we go. Something very twisted and would make Zordon groan at the ranger's actions.

Tommy Oliver was having a bad day. He had just lost another set of powers after defeating a human dinosaur hell

bent on turning Earth into a permanent version of Jurassic Park. Tommy should be happy; at least he has his

Zeonizers. The Earth is safe, he has his health, he got his friend Anton Mercer back, he should be on top of the world.

Unfortunately he was sitting in a bar drinking away the pain of losing another set of powers. "Barkeep, another

please!" Tommy yelled across the bar waiting for the bartender to bring him number five.

Without warning a woman in a yellow t-shirt, black leather jacket, blonde hair, and tight jeans sat down beside him.

"Barkeep! Whiskey!" The woman yelled over the crowd. Tommy knew that voice. It was one that commanded

respect, and one you don't want to mess with. The voice belonged to one Taylor Myers. Tommy was surprised when

she told the barkeep she was keeping the bottle but with his nerve gone he decided to talk to her. "Fancy seeing you

here," Tommy told her taking another swig of his Sam Adams. "Like you care," Taylor said back taking her third shot

and refilling his glass. "Well I figured you'd be at home in Silver Hills. Not here in Reefside in a bar no less," Tommy

retorted taking another drink. "I moved here. Farther away from my ex-husband the better. Insufferable man he is,"

Taylor told him before throwing back number five. "Mind if I join you?" Tommy asked her with an eyebrow cocked.

Tommy got his answer when the barkeeper brought over another glass and put it in front of Taylor. Taylor filled up the

glass and sat it in front of Tommy before turning to him and toasting. "To us…" She said loudly before leaning in and

whispering the rest in his ear. "…The loneliest and sexiest Power Rangers alive," Taylor said seductively before pulling

back and allowing both of them to down their drink.

An hour and a hell of a lot of Whiskey later the two were ready to leave. Tommy knowing he was going to get drunk

decided it best to rent a motel room in a building beside the bar. He and Taylor after about ten minutes of walking and

five trying to get the key in the door went into the hotel room together.

The next morning Tommy woke up with the feeling of a naked woman asleep on top of him. Thinking it was a dream

he reached down grabbing the bare posterior of the woman on top of him, one cheek in each hand. Tommy's eyes

widened as he heard a moan and realized what had happened. Only one thought at that time went through Tommy's

head; "She's going to kill me," Sure enough when Taylor woke up Tommy was chased from the hotel room with only

his jeans in his hands as he ran to his car naked. As fate would have it Taylor had one piece of clothing on when she

came out to give chase…Tommy's oversized t-shirt. Tommy heard the beer bottle break right behind him and knew if

she caught him they would be planning his funeral. So he quickly got in his car and headed home.

When Taylor got back to the room she got dressed. As she looked around the room she noticed there was no

condom. She was getting concerned so she decided to look more thoroughly in trash cans, sinks, the bathroom, she

even looked in the refrigerator. Finally she went back to the bed and slowly sat down as realization hit her. She had

sex with Tommy Oliver, without protection.

Note: Maybe I took too much IBProfen when I thought of this story and wrote chapter one but I guess I got another short story to write on. It won't be long but I hope to make it interesting.