I was bored. And I couldn't simply ignore this status update on TheSlap.

Disclaimer: If I owned Victorious there'd be endless Bademance. So no, I do not own it.


Jade's BOARD

Has anyone ever worn a black wedding dress? I'm totally doing that when I get married.

Mood: dark


Comments

Beck: Don't I have a say in this?

Jade: No.

Beck: Why not?

Jade: Who said I was marrying you?

Beck: Hurtful.

Jade: Wimp.

Beck: So you don't wanna marry me?

Jade: I'm not going to answer that.

Beck: Why not?

Jade: Because this is TheSlap and everyone can read what we're writing.

Beck: I don't care.

Jade: I do.

Beck: Will you tell me if I call you?

Jade: No.

Beck: Why not? ? ?

Jade: Wow, Beck, three question marks? Why so desperate?

Beck: Because my girlfriend won't tell me if she'd marry me.

Jade: WHO WOULD? We're in high school!

Beck: Let's say I'd be driving to your house right now, a ring in my pocket and ready to purpose – would you say yes if I asked?

Jade: Please tell me you're not.

Beck: Come on, just answer the question!

Jade: I just locked my door.

Beck: You wouldn't even let me in?

Jade: I'm not letting you anywhere near me while you're like this.

Beck: Okay, just hypothetically then: If we we'd get married and you were wearing a black dress, would I have to wear a white tuxedo? Because I don't think white would fit me too well.

Jade: Oh God.

Beck: What?

Jade: You can be such a girl.

Beck: Not true!

Jade: But we could both wear black. And tint the windows and marry in candlelight. That'd be pretty cool, actually.

Beck: Aw, can't we have a traditional wedding? You could wear a beautiful white dress and we'd have a pretty wedding cake and flowers and it would be in a nice little church.

Jade: NO.

Beck: Okay. So we'll both wear black. But no tinted windows or candlelight. Let's find a nice little place, maybe at the beach or something.

Jade: Ugh, fine. But I choose our honeymoon destination.

Beck: All right. Should we make it a big wedding or just invite our families and close friends?

Jade: Can't we do it alone?

Beck: No.

Jade: We could go to Vegas. Quick and easy.

Beck: NO! We're at least inviting our parents and friends.

Jade: I don't want certain people to be at my wedding.

Beck: Jade!

Jade: Beck!

Beck:

Tori: Aww, you guys are planning your wedding? That's so cute!

Jade: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, VEGA.

Tori: Rude.

Beck: Be nice, Jade!

Robbie: Will I be invited?

Rex: You've never been invited to a wedding before, why would anyone do it now?

Robbie: You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Jade: Who allowed you to post here?

Robbie: I-I'm sorry!

Cat: YAY, I love weddings! Can I be your bridesmaid? I could make a pretty dress of that nice fabric I bought recently. It's all pink and there are flowers on it! Just don't invite my brother, he doesn't take weddings too well. One time, there was a wed-

Cat: Whoops, I ran out of characters, hehe!

Jade: Shut up, Cat.

Cat: Boo!

Andre: Can I sing your wedding song?

Jade: This is getting way out of control.

Beck: All because you wanted a black wedding dress.

Jade: Shut up.


So random oh gosh. Sorry if it sucked. lol