I was bored. And I couldn't simply ignore this status update on TheSlap.
Disclaimer: If I owned Victorious there'd be endless Bademance. So no, I do not own it.
Jade's BOARD
Has anyone ever worn a black wedding dress? I'm totally doing that when I get married.
Mood: dark
Comments
Beck: Don't I have a say in this?
Jade: No.
Beck: Why not?
Jade: Who said I was marrying you?
Beck: Hurtful.
Jade: Wimp.
Beck: So you don't wanna marry me?
Jade: I'm not going to answer that.
Beck: Why not?
Jade: Because this is TheSlap and everyone can read what we're writing.
Beck: I don't care.
Jade: I do.
Beck: Will you tell me if I call you?
Jade: No.
Beck: Why not? ? ?
Jade: Wow, Beck, three question marks? Why so desperate?
Beck: Because my girlfriend won't tell me if she'd marry me.
Jade: WHO WOULD? We're in high school!
Beck: Let's say I'd be driving to your house right now, a ring in my pocket and ready to purpose – would you say yes if I asked?
Jade: Please tell me you're not.
Beck: Come on, just answer the question!
Jade: I just locked my door.
Beck: You wouldn't even let me in?
Jade: I'm not letting you anywhere near me while you're like this.
Beck: Okay, just hypothetically then: If we we'd get married and you were wearing a black dress, would I have to wear a white tuxedo? Because I don't think white would fit me too well.
Jade: Oh God.
Beck: What?
Jade: You can be such a girl.
Beck: Not true!
Jade: But we could both wear black. And tint the windows and marry in candlelight. That'd be pretty cool, actually.
Beck: Aw, can't we have a traditional wedding? You could wear a beautiful white dress and we'd have a pretty wedding cake and flowers and it would be in a nice little church.
Jade: NO.
Beck: Okay. So we'll both wear black. But no tinted windows or candlelight. Let's find a nice little place, maybe at the beach or something.
Jade: Ugh, fine. But I choose our honeymoon destination.
Beck: All right. Should we make it a big wedding or just invite our families and close friends?
Jade: Can't we do it alone?
Beck: No.
Jade: We could go to Vegas. Quick and easy.
Beck: NO! We're at least inviting our parents and friends.
Jade: I don't want certain people to be at my wedding.
Beck: Jade!
Jade: Beck!
Beck: …
Tori: Aww, you guys are planning your wedding? That's so cute!
Jade: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, VEGA.
Tori: Rude.
Beck: Be nice, Jade!
Robbie: Will I be invited?
Rex: You've never been invited to a wedding before, why would anyone do it now?
Robbie: You weren't supposed to tell anyone!
Jade: Who allowed you to post here?
Robbie: I-I'm sorry!
Cat: YAY, I love weddings! Can I be your bridesmaid? I could make a pretty dress of that nice fabric I bought recently. It's all pink and there are flowers on it! Just don't invite my brother, he doesn't take weddings too well. One time, there was a wed-
Cat: Whoops, I ran out of characters, hehe!
Jade: Shut up, Cat.
Cat: Boo!
Andre: Can I sing your wedding song?
Jade: This is getting way out of control.
Beck: All because you wanted a black wedding dress.
Jade: Shut up.
So random oh gosh. Sorry if it sucked. lol
