Author: Kyou Kionkitchee

Genre: Friendship/Romance

Rating: T (For mention of alcohol and some swearing)

Pairing: Yunho x Jaejoong/YunJae

Disclaimer: I. Really. Do. Not. Own. Anything—except this weird fiction, of course! Believe me, the DBSK members, Hong Soohyun, and Dating on Earth Movie is not mine! Well, Li Sui is my OC.

Warnings: Alternate Reality, shonen-ai, YAOI with lots of OOCness, bad words. In this fiction, all the DBSK members do have no connection with each other. Yoochun's married with Hong Soohyun, Jaejoong's a former member of a gangster, Yunho's a former class-supervisor, Junsu and Changmin are former students in the same class as Yoochun, Jaejoong, and Yunho. Now they had graduated from senior high school and continuing their education except Jaejoong—who now works as a part-time worker in a restaurant, and Yoochun—who now is a teacher in all girls' high school.

Don't like don't read! Once more, Flamers be gone. Clear enough? Good.

Summary: Jaejoong's life after graduated from Senior High School. He met again with someone who will change his life; unbeknownst to him, that person was a former classmate he had kicked a ball straight to the nose. YunJae.

A/N: This is my first DBSK's fanfic—YunJae. This is a continuation from DBSK's movie Dating on Earth— Go watch Dating on Earth Movie if you wanna know the complete version. I know there's no such a continuation for that movie but I can't help myself from writing this plopping ideas! I thought that if Yoochun has wife already, and Junsu with Changmin, I will make Jaejoong with Yunho! XD

Be easy, please?

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Jaejoong's POV

I fell in love with my teacher when I entered my new school. It was not like I fell for her in the first time we met—people said love at first sight, but I never believe it. Instead, I fell in love with that teacher after she showered me her affection when I had businesses with some gangsters. That teacher helped me a lot. She stacked her nose on my business without doubt and I feel sorry that I hurt her. Despite of that, she did care for me.

That was when I feel very stupid.

Why? It is because I fell in love with a married woman. Yes, that's true and that's why I bolded the words. My teacher, the one whom I love for the first time, Hong Soohyun is married to one of my classmates: Park Yoochun. Can you believe it? Yeah, I suppose you can because Yoochun is the oldest in the class. In fact, he was a two-years-suspended-student because of a fighting that made one person bleeding so badly. In brief, Yoochun is Soohyun's husband.

Hell yeah, I was shocked the first time I heard about it. However, I accepted the truth after they helped me out from the gangsters. And all the students in school knew it right after that; when Soohyun resigning. Yoochun was the one who proclaimed the issue that he is married with Soohyun.

Was that too dramatic? Yes, it was—of course. Don't tell me to get too mellow-drama as Yoochun did. I… simply fell in love with his wife but it am over now. I got over my feeling for her long time ago.

It was three years ago. Now, I am a part-time worker in a Chinese restaurant. I do not go to colleague due to daily fee. I DO want to go to colleague though but I cannot live my life if I do not support myself with work. So, the best option is for me to give my best shot in work. Sounds great, isn't it?

Yeah, that's what I think before I met him in second round. Anybody remember when I kicked a ball straight to his face then he got nose bleeding? You know, I'm talking about the class chairman: Jung Yunho. Remember? Good, because my story begins when I met him in a much unexpected place.

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Another Alien

© Kyou Kionkitchee

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What is alien? Ever know of it? What about strange creatures that live in Mars? Or maybe strange creatures that have an ambition to take control of earth? Or maybe alien are strange creatures with ugly appearance? Whatever it definitions, it is still some sort of strange creatures. Bold them and underline!

"I can't believe he did such a thing! He's definitely an alien!"

He IS an alien if he really is ugly, has a disgusting tail with big eyes colored black-glittering and speaks in weird language. But he is not such a kind, isn't he?

"Can you accept him back after you witnessed him flirting with another girl? I mean—it's good to have a nice chat with your students to share a story but FLIRTING? I can believe it!"

Confusing for you, huh? It is more confusing for me looking you like this. I mean it, really.

"Ya, Kim Jaejoong! Are you listening to me?" Soohyun yelled at me.

"I'm listening." How come I not listen to you when your voice is so loud? I hope my ears will be fine after this.

"Even you treat me like a kid, don't you?" Woops, I think I made her start to cry. Are pregnant women always this sensitive?

"Annhyeong. By the way, how months are your pregnancy?" asked me. "It's getting bigger day by day."

"It is seven months already, and of course it's getting bigger, you silly boy!" answered her with small laugh. Then, she punched me on my shoulder playfully. "Are you waiting for my baby? I bet you wanna be her god father, don't you?"

As if—wait… 'her'?

"It's a girl," Soohyun said again as if she knew what I am thinking, "my baby is going to be a beautiful girl like myself. Don't you agree?" added her with a beautiful smile. I like her smile. I do.

"If she's like you, I guess you have to restrain her with chains around her neck so that she will never get involved with gangsters." I mean it for her safety.

"Kim Jaejoong! How dare you say lik—"

"Soohyun!"

Ah, here comes the source of the problem that made me eating lunch with my former teacher in a restaurant I work for.

"Mianhae, Jaejoong! My wife causes you trouble in the middle of your work!" Yoochun apologized to me before turned to his lady. "Soohyun, I swear to God that I'm NOT cheating on you! They're still kids anyway!" He gave such a reason that I know Soohyun will not accept easily. Well, that's not my business. I better get my feet on work before Master lecturing me again.

And that's when I leave the couple alone. Who knows that they would make a lovey-dovey act there? Haish…

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"Jaejoong-ssi, mind if you come to a place with me? You won't regret it I promise!"

Suddenly, a senior in my part-time job, Li Sui—a Chinese one, invited me to somewhere secret. At first, I did not want to go to such unknown place but I could not reject his invitation either. That's why after work I do not return to my apartment. Instead, I went to a bar. Yes, a BAR. I have stopped the frequency to visit bar though, since it can help me from wasting my money.

One word for this bar I paid visit with Li Sui: NOISY. Well duh, of course a bar will be noisy! People who came here must be crazy for something, like pouring their stress in to some alcohol, wine, music, girls, and guys, anything that costs money. How boring. It's like the same activities with the one who has no particular purpose to do. It sickened me. Disgusting, like the old me.

"Today is my treat! You can order anything you like, Hyung!" shouted Li Sui in the middle of noisiness of the bar. I forget to tell you that he is two years younger than me, but since he is the one who has that restaurant, he is my senior then.

"Mind if I go home?" asked me softly.

"What? I can't hear you! Come on! Go get some drinks and ladies!" shouted him again as he dragged me to the counter. "Vodka and Tequila, please," said him to a bartender who nodded.

Guess I can't escape from this place till morning. Haish… I can't be late to work tomorrow…

"I'm going home after drink this, Sui," told me bluntly.

"What? No, Dude! It's my treat! Have fun as well, will Ya?"

"No. Tomorrow I have morning shift," told me again as I stared at the crowded. People really are crazy here…

"Don't worry 'bout it, Hyung! I decided to close my restaurant for tomorrow," said him as he flirted with a girl who came to him sensually. I better not look at what they might do after this. You see, in this noisiness, I still could hear a voice of—ah! Whatever!

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! U-KNOW-OPPAAAAAA!"

Suddenly, a rabid of girls (?) screamed from their place on the dance floor. I turned my head to look at what exactly that made them so enthusiast. It is a group of dancers—or break-dancers, maybe?—with a leader who was moving his dance wildly. God, even from here I could say that the leader is so skillful and cool. He has the creativity!

He moved from left to right, swaying his hip and teases the people around him with his hands that ruffling his hair. After that, he came with another quick beat and swirled his body then jumped the dance floor with another wild act. I could see the people looked at him with hungry eyes; both girls and guys. He INDEED has a charismatic aura. There's no doubt about it.

"I see you fancy that dancer, Jaejoong-ssi," Li Sui suddenly spoke to me. "I can ask him for you, if you want of course…" whispered him on my ears.

Ask him? Did he mean like a one night stand? No, thanks. I'm not into that.

"No."

But then, Li Sui smirked at me before walked to the dance floor. I just focused on my drink as if I don't know him. Hell no if he plans to get me a guy!

"Hyung, this is the one whom you want~"

Shit! He really brought me one!

I put my drink on the counter and turned my head to say something to that STUPID Dongsaeng. However, I found myself cannot perform even a word after I looked at the one he brought with.

"… Kim Jaejoong?"

And I could not help myself from imitating him as I said in disbelieving tone,

"Jung Yunho?"

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Okay, first chapter of YunJae fiction. Mind giving me a review? No flames, please.

_KIONKITCHEE_