Hi, it's Ruler of Shadows here. I got bored, so I wrote this as a parody of a youtube video, Klay World: Nap. If you haven't seen it yet, read this, then see it. It ruins the story, but the video's funnier.
Sonic = Guy who falls asleep
Shadow = Guy talking to man who falls asleep
Knuckles = Guy reading "book"(if you haven't seen the video, you'll understand why this is funny)
Alex(OC) = you will find out
Sonic and Shadow were just standing around in the streets of Station Square. All of a sudden, Sonic asked Shadow, "What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
This suprised Shadow, who hesitently replied saying, "Uh, a chocolate cake."
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"Huh, I had 3 eggs,.. some bacon..." Sonic replied. "Oh, bacon's good, nice." Shadow answered back. "And, uh, what else did I have? A tomato!" Sonic continued.
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"Bet you had some panckes with that to-" Shadow was interuppted by Sonic saying, "I'm tired," who then fell on his own face.
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"Sonic?" Shadow questioned.
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"Hey," he continued
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"What you doin'?"
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"Ya sleepin'?" Shadow went on.
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"You're not mad at me, are ya?"
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"Ya don't like that I had chocolate cake for breakfast?"
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At this point, Shadow kicked Sonic. "Hey, get up." ... ... ... "What the hell's goin' on?" Knuckles, who popped up out of nowhere, said. "I'm trying to read a book," Knuckles continued, pointing out the fork in his hand after mentioning the book.
"My friend fell on his face. I don't know what's goin' on," Shadow replied. "What the hell's wrong with you?" Knuckles said, looking at Sonic. "What are you doing? Don't you care about your friend's feelings?"
"I don't know if he's sleepin' or what," Shadow finally said. "Look, I don't care about that. I'm over there, trying to read my book," Knuckles replied. "Hey, that's not a book. That's a fork." Shadow, finally noticing the fork, said. "Listen, if you don't wake your friend up, I will," Knuckles 'threatend' Shadow. "Well, be my guest... cowboy." Shadow challenged.
"Deh, if you don't... ifyou don't wake up... Wake up!" Knuckles yelled, violently kicking Sonic in the chest. "Uhnng... uhnng. What the heck man?" Sonic questioned. "Well, there you go," Knuckles proudly declared. "Sonic, what happened?" Shadow asked.
"Oh, what happen? I fall asleep?" Sonic (stupidly) asked. "Let me think, yeah," Shadow replied, annoyence hinted in his voice. "Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought it was a nice itme to take a nap." "Yeah, see, he was just taking a nap," Knuckles hastily said.
"We were in the middle of a conversation," Shadow replied, still annoyed. "I can only say 'sorry' so many times," Sonic said, it being the last thing he says.
Out of nowhere, another hedgehog walked up with a pistol and said, "I'ma Murderur!", at which point, he shot Sonic then Knuckles in the head, then shot Shadow through the heart then the head, and walked off without a word.
I expect some of ya'll to know this video and where to find it, but just in case, I posted a link. .com/watch?v=6Rwr8RZTOb0 Hoped you enjoyed.
