Disclaimer: For all chapters. I don't own iCarly.

"Bug-face!"

"Tech-geek!"

"Maniac!"

"Nerd!"

"CHILDREN!"

This was a normal conversation/fight in the life of Carly Shea. Her two best friends, Sam Puckett and Freddy Benson, constantly argued. It drove her nuts, so she constantly had to intervene. "Will you guys quit it?" she asked them sternly.

"She started it!" yelled Freddy.

"He started it!" yelled Sam at exactly the same time.

"I don't care who started it!" Carly sighed impatiently. "The point is you guys have got to stop fighting! Remember what happened the last time an argument started with 'bug-face'?" Carly made air quotes.

Sam groaned, and Freddy looked embarrassed. The last time they'd had such an argument, it had been during their web show, "iCarly". Sam had publicly insulted Freddy, who was the technical producer (Sam was the co-hostess and Carly was the main hostess), on the Internet so just about any viewer could hear. This got Freddy mad. 'Nuff said.

"Sorry, Carly. Maybe a kiss will help ease the pain?" Freddy puckered his lips.

"Keep dreaming', weirdo." Sam clapped him on the shoulder.

Carly ignored the pair as they got into another verbal fight. She noticed a flier on the school's bulletin board and pulled it down.

Looking for your special someone? The sign read. Go to for this special chance to meet your special someone! chooses the people you're most compatible with to make a perfect match!

This must have been put up as a prank, Carly thought, laughing about the fact that someone had gotten away with this. "Hey, guys," Carly said, coming back to Freddy and Sam. "Look what some kid posted on the school's bulletin board!"

Sam and Freddy looked over her shoulders and read it. Sam burst out laughing. "Hey, Freddy, I wonder if anyone would actually be compatible! I doubt that an option is 'nerd' looking for a 'female'!

Freddy looked upset. "Oh, yeah? Well, I dare you to see who you'd be compatible with besides a jail security guard."

"Well, I dare you to see if there's a female computer geek out there who works for ya!" Sam's expression was unreadable.

"You're on!" They shook hands.

Carly rolled her eyes. What had she gotten herself into?