WHERE ARE THE CHIPMUNKS?
Part 1
Story by: Shrekrulez
DISCLAIMER: Alvin and the Chipmunks and characters TM/(C) Bagdasarian Productions and the Chipettes are TM's of respective owner
Rated 13+ for kidnapping situations of intense violent action/terror
NOTE: This is a mixed parody of 24/Die Hard films and it might be shocking for the young readers
Years have gone by and the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are the biggest sensation since Billy Idol and many others. Over 34 million copies sold and keeps on going. Dave Seville found them since they were little and now he's 32 years old. He's still continue on to make more songs he ever wrote. The Chipmunks and the Chipettes are 17 years old and going to West Hollywood High School.
At that time, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are going to School for their english assignments of writting their essays about life.
"This is ridiculous. I can't believe this. Here we are in High School and still got a stupid assignment to do. This stinks," said Alvin.
"Alvin, writing essays isn't that hard. Our teacher, Mrs. Harris told us to write a essay about life. And that's why were doing this," said Simon.
"I perfer doing music instead of this," said Alvin being scarcastic.
"You what I think, fellas? Thinking about my stomach. I'm getting hungry for a pizza pie. (slurping) Yum!," said Theodore.
"You always thinking about food in the time like this," said Alvin.
"Well, food always help you in the time of crisis. It'll help you to finished your essay," said Theodore.
"Hmm. Perhaps you're right," said Simon, "what did you say?"
"Sure. Why not? The girls are waiting for us at the Pizza Place. Let's go," said Alvin.
As they're off to the Pizza Place, a mysterious stranger with 64 colt magnum is still watching them as he gonna try to kill one of them until the Chipettes steps out from the door and saw the Chipmunks going towards the place. "Darn it. Well, I got something in planned. (laughs evilly) Alvin and those stupid chumpunks will never know what hit 'em." The mysterious stranger disappeared for now, but, return very soon.
Inside the Pizza Place, the jukebox plays their songs from them while Eleanor and Theodore dancing together while he eats his cheese pizza. Alvin feels very depressed about the life essay and Brittany said to him,
"Alvin, are you okay?"
"No, sweetie, I'm not. Is this stupid life essay is so complicated. I can even figure it out," said Alvin.
"Life is about what you lived in, sweetie. Tell me that if you didn't know about life around. It's us. You, your brothers and Davey, too," said Brittany.
"Including you gals, also," said Alvin. "You got it, studmunk. Think about it," said Brittany while kissing on Alvin's lips and then she left him on the bar stool thinking about life. Later that night, everyone were sleeping except for Alvin about the life essay. Dave came and seen Alvin writing while he's smiling.
"Alvin, is past of your bedtime. I know you have to do that essay, but, we need sleep and you should do the same. Did you understand?," said Dave.
"Understood and sorry about that, Dave. (yawn) I better hit the sack. (going to bed comfortably) Night, Dave," said Alvin.
"Night, Alvin," said Dave and turns off the light and kiss on Alvin's head. He smiles and so does Dave in tears. He so glad to have great music artists and sons until when they're asleep the mysterious stranger saw them sleep while the storm struck. He laughs hideously. "Soon, very soon, you all be gone forever and I'll never lose my job again. HA HA HA HA HA! (tree branch cracks) Huh? Uh, oh. (tree snapped) AHH! (thud)"
He gone off with a bruise from his back. He's gone, but, he'll be coming back for their surprize. At dawn, everyone were up to get some breakfast until Theadore and Simon messing it up very much until Dave approaches. "Huh? (splut) Theadore...Simon...ALVIN!"
"Right here, Dave," said Alvin while he's reading Dave's paper. "Oh, I guess you need this paper, huh? Here you go. I guess I will help them to clean up. See ya."
Alvin is helping his brothers to clean up the mess they made. Dave smiles at Alvin because he didn't do anything bad for 2 years straight because Alvin made a promise to never cause trouble. Dave saw the paper and it said,
"Well, this is interesting. 'ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: LIVE IN CONCERT! Tonight at 7:00 to give such a performance in years. A new song wrote by Dave Seville. COME AND SEE! Location: The Kodak Theater.' Hey, fellas. LOOK!"
"(they read softly) YAHOO! ALL RIGHT! TOTALLY SWEET!," they cheer with glee.
"Wow. From the standards of the Kodak Theater. It'll be approximately...15,000 FANS! UNBELIEVABLE!," said Simon.
"Yeah, I bet they'll never believe of what we're gonna perform. It's gonna be totally awesome. YEAH!," said Theodore.
"Sure is, Theadore. We better get ourselves ready by tonight. It'll be the night to remember," said Alvin.
"What about your essay, Alvin?," said Simon. "Don't worry, I'll finished it tomorrow," said Alvin.
"Alvin," said Simon.
Later that night closer to 7:00 at the Kodak Theater, lots of the Chipmunk and Chippette fans were going inside the theater and waiting for the arrivals in stage. Then, the mysterious stranger have come back and see them performing and to him, it's gonna be their last. The announcer said to the fans.
"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK AND ROLL!?! (crowd cheers loudly) ALL RIGHT, THEN! GIVE YOURSELVES TO THE ONE AND ONLY...ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS AND BRITTANY AND THE CHIPETTES!"
(crowd cheering much louder)
"What's up, y'all? Here's a song from our lovable Father and writer. It's for you, Dave," said Alvin as they're singing their new song called; "WITH A FRIEND LIKE YOU!" Then, the Chipettes are doing their solos closer to the Chipmunks. All of a sudden, they sing together as the crowd are going nuts. The mysterious stranger despies of them as he leaving the theater.
The song is done and so is their performance. "THANK YOU, EVERYONE! GOOD NIGHT!," they shouted. As they're leaving the theater, Dale gives them a compliment.
"YOU GUYS ARE TERRIFIC! That was so amazing of that song I write. Man, I can't believe that song is totally off the hook," said Dave.
"Well, guess it sounds like you're from the 70's, Dave," said Simon.
"That's pretty much it," said Theadore.
"You gals done outstanding job also. I'm so glad you're with us, girls," said Simon.
"Well, you guys are pretty oustanding yourselves very much. Sexy," said Jeanette when she kissing Simon on the lips and then, they're going inside of Dave's car until the mysterious stranger is watching them from inside the SUV vehicle and said, "perfect. Here's my cue." He drives faster and going to another street as they saw the driver driving crazy.
"What's wrong with drivers tonight?," Alvin asks. "Not sure. Probably gone off in a hurry or something," said Brittany.
"Since we performing brilliantly, let's celebrate with dinner and a movie," said Simon.
"That's a good idea, Simon. Guess because Theodore's stomach is growling rapidly," said Eleanor as Theodore laughing while getting embrassed. Now, they're inside of Dave's car as Dave drove away. He stopped at the tram light when it's red and then, the mysterious stranger is ready to made his move.
"All right. Now, it's time to strike back. HA HA HA HA!"
He goes over 90 mph with his SUV and then, he crashed in front of Dave's car. Dave and the chipmunks are unconcious as the mysterious stranger opens the door and said,
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. Boy, what a unfortunate accident. I hope you got insured, butt munch. As for you three, you're coming with me."
He grab Alvin, Simon and Theodore and putting them into his SUV vehicle while he's laughing evilly. His plan really works until a identified police car is still on protral when the officers saw Dave's car got crashed by a SUV.
"Huh? What the hey? What's going on here?," the first officer asks. "I don't know. Hey, that's Dave Seville's car crash by someone. (he opened the door) HEY, YOU! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
Suddenly, he got a machine gun while he's showing his weapon.
"HOLY SMOKES, HE GOT A MACHINE GUN!," the first officer shouts.
"You're messing with the wrong guy, pal." He starts shooting the weapon as the officers ran away their car. The bullets made swiss cheese of their car and then, it exploded like a big firecraker. He stops shooting, puts a tan envelope on Dave's front seat and jumps inside his SUV and driving off faster. The officers starts shooting as the vehicle got away.
"Man, he's good," the second officer said.
Dave groan in pain and so does the Chippettes. "Huh? What happened?," Dave asks. The two police officers ran very quickly to see if they're all right.
"MR. SEVILLE! Are you all right?," the first officer asks.
"Yeah, I am. Girls, are you okay?," Dave asks. "Did we miss the bus?," Jeanette said. "Hey, where's Theodore?," Eleanor asks.
"Hey, I think there's a tan envelope with something inside. What is this?," Jeanette asks.
"Hmm. A videotape. It said, 'play me,'" said Brittany.
Later at the LAPD, as they're watching the tape, the image of a bad guy shown his face. "Hello, my dear friends. I'm Roger Marks, Record Producer of Solid Gold Records. I'm making a tape to warn anyone who's trying to ruined my reputation. Or someone. I'm telling you my ultimate plan. To kill your Chipmunks," said Roger as everyone were gasped.
"Oh, no. Oh, my. No. Not Theodore," they said at the same time. "Here's my demand. Bring me about 34.7 million dollars and my job back or THEY'LL DIE! (gunshooting) That is all. I'll give specific instructions on the next tape with them. Good bye. (turns off the tape)," said Roger.
The Lieutanent of the LAPD is furiously mad about the situation, his name is Quentin Marshall. "Hmm. This is a outrageous situation. A mad Record Producer wants your sons for ransom. We must find his whereabouts before something bad happen to them. MITCH! Find out about this Roger Marks. Officers, maintain everywhere to locate him and Dave's son.
COME ON! LET'S GO!"
"(sniffs) My boys, my poor boys. I wish that scundral shouldn't terrorizing them. Can you stop him?," said Dave.
"Don't worry, Mr. Seville, we'll find them," said Lieu. Marshall.
The search is on and there's no trace of the Chipmunks yet. They looked and they looked and they looked again until there's another tan envelope on the stars in Hollywood Bvld and it's on Alvin and the Chipmunks star. "HEY, I THINK IT'S ANOTHER TAPE FROM HIM!," the officer said. "Let's play it back to Headquarters," said the other officer.
Later...
"Good. I'm glad you got the another tape. Look what I got," said Roger Marks. The camera shown the Chipmunks all tied up on the chair with a piece of cloth on their mouths as they're mumbling. Dave is still crying and cover his eyes with his hands. "Well? Are you gonna get my demand? Or what?," Roger asks.
"(sighs) Guess we have no choice. Pay his demand before my sons killed, Lieu. Marshall," said Dave.
"You're right. We looked everywhere to find his place. Get the money," said Lieu. Marshall.
Suddenly, all the TV sets turned into a channel to show their icons imprisoned by Roger Marks. The crowd saw the channel and looks at their icon with frights and shockingness. "HELLO! I'M ROGER MARKS! I WAS THE RECORD PRODUCER YEARS AGO! Until they came and ruined my life. I got fired because I didn't advestizing them. Now, they'll die soon on TV. HA HA HA HA HA!," said Roger as the crowd were furiously mad and sad at the same time.
"TAKE CARE! HA HA HA HA!," said Roger as the tape shuts off. The crowd continues with shocking moments and getting mad. A little later at the basketball court, a police officer still playing all by himself. His name is Max Vincent and he didn't have any friends since high school until he stops playing he saw the crowd are getting mad and they got the signs which means bring back the Chipmunks alive.
"What the heck is going on? HEY! HEY! What is going on, man?," Max asks.
"Some butthole named Roger got the Chipmunks as hostage," the A shirt guy said.
"WHAT!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!," Max asks with a shout. "Dude, did you think this sign it's serious?," said the A shirt guy.
"Hmm. Thank you. I better go," said Max while he's running off back to his apartment. He's back at his apartment and stare at his Alvin and the Chipmunks poster with tears of depression. He's upset as much of his dead Mother 3 years ago. He walks around and picks up his Mother's picture. He didn't know who killed her. Now, Max puts down the picture and said, "Mom, I wish you're alive. You're the only family I got and now you're gone. I'll found who's responsible for this. But, first, I'll help my favorite icons by a lunatic dork."
He got his pistol with a full click of bullets and bringing two more. Then, he got his shotgun loaded with gun shells inside and picks up a box with him. "Alvin and the Chipmunks, hang tight. Help's a coming for you," said Max as he drives faster. Now, he's stopped at the bar close by and one of the bad guys came inside while he gots a gun on his right waist.
"Hmm. I wonder if that guy is working with the lunatic idiot. Better find out," said Max as he opens and closing the door, walks away from his car and entering the bar. He looked around and saw few male drinkers and pianist playing a bar song. Max walks toward to the bar stool and sit as the Bartender came cleaning his dirty mug. "Hey, kid, you want something?," he asks. "Yeah. Information. Tell me who's the guy named Roger. All of it," said Max.
"Well, he's a professional record producer for Solid Gold Records. He was the best for 5 years until he didn't...,"the Bartender stutters.
"He didn't what?," Max asks.
"Make any deals with the Chipmunks. He hate them so badly. That's why he got fired. Now, he got them as hostage in...," the Bartender stutters again while the bad guy came to get a drink. "I'm sorry, kid, I got a costumer waiting. See ya. What could I get you, sir?," the Bartender asks.
"Hmm. It doesn't make any sense. Why he couldn't make any deals with the Chipmunks?," as Roger thinks the bad guy hold the Bartender tightly as he chocking to death. "You shouldn't give info to a officer. I'm gonna kill you. (cocks gun)"
"Hey, leave him alone, toothpick," said Max. "Hey, kid, go home to your Mommy while you still lived," the bad guy made a bad move as Max approaches to him. "Mommy's dead, idiot, and you're officially down." Max punched him and the bad guy punched him back. They're punching at each other's stomachs and Max got the bar stool and beating on the bad guy's head. Then, Max continues punching him on the bad guy's face until Max made a final blow to knock him down badly.
He pow the guy hard and lands on the table as the table smashing to bits. He's unconciously bleeding on his head and his mouth. "(breathing heavily) Talking about having a bad conversation at the bar. Sorry about the mess," said Max.
"Don't worry about it, kid. It's on his tab," said the Bartender.
"Looks like the tab is on him. Call the Police. They'll pick him up," said Max as he leaving the bar. The other guys in the van were waiting for his friend to get some beers.
"Hey, man, where's Leroy? He's been gone for over a hour. Huh? What the..?," Leroy's pal Rich said as the Police came and picking Leroy into the Paddy Wagon. "HEY! THEY GOT LEROY!," Rich said with anger.
"Who could've done this, man?," said Frank, "We better get going before someone's trying to get us." As Rich turns on the engine, Max saw the van drove off and he starts following them. "Hmm. The plot thickens instead of pea soup. Or peanut butter," said Max.
"Hey, who's following us?," said Frank. "I don't know. We got to lose his tail," said Rich.
The car approaches as Max shown his badge and said, "MAX VINCENT, LAPD! YOU BOTH ARE UNDER ARREST! STOP IMMEDIATELY OR I START SHOOTING AT YOU!," said Max.
"SCREW YOU, PEEP SQUEAK!," said Rich as he drives him closer, but, Max anticipate their move. "Well, time to start the shootout," said Max as he got his pistol ready and starts shooting at them. Then, the bad guys got their machine guns ready and starts firing at him. Max's car is filled with bullets and then, the engine starts a fire. "Oh, time to abandoned the car," said Max as he got the guns and bullets, he eventually pops out of his car and jumps on top.
Then, he made a drastic move to get himself out of the complicated situation. He jumped higher and lands on top of the van and the car was about to explode. (BOOM!) The car is in flames and crashed on the telephone booth. "YAHOO! ALL RIGHT! THAT GUY WILL NEVER FIND US OR OUR BOSS!," they said with glee until Max is on top.
"That's what you think," said Max.
That's the end of part 1, but, the action continues as Max Vincent try everything to get the Chipmunks back alive. See you in a powerful conclusion.
TO BE CONTINUED...
