Well, people, this is a story that will either end with something unexpected, or never end, and be a total and complete writer's block preventative.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket or InuYasha! If I did, Naraku would have been shot long ago!

Jeylissa opened the closet door for the third time. She was looking for something. Looking all over the second story of her home, and checking the closet three times still hadn't shown any sign of her other pink sock.

If I were a sock, where would I be? She thought as she looked under the bed for the fifth time.

"If I were you, I'd look on my foot, but that's just me," a voice said from the door. The voice belonged to SesshoMaru.

"Yeah, well, I'm not you!" Jeylissa shouted with frustration.

"Fine, don't accept my help, I'll just leave you to your search," He replied, leaving the room.

"He may have a point, if I were a sock, I would be on a foot…" Jeylissa muttered, checking under her sock. "Darn it! He was right!"

"Hmm? Do I hear the sound of someone admitting that I was right?" SesshoMaru asked from the door.

"Must you always be right? I suppose you want an apology too," Jeylissa answered.

"Now, now, what need do I have for an apology? Being proven right is apology enough," SesshoMaru stated.

"Well, at least I don't have to deal with Ayame today," Jeylissa said with a sigh as she moved to sit on her end of her bed, which was right next to a door in the other dimension. "He's supposed to be gone for a week."

"Umm…you might want to move away from the door," SesshoMaru warned.

"Why?" Jeylissa asked. Suddenly the door flew open, and slammed right into Jeylissa's head.

"I'm back! I know you are all in awe of me, but can't I have some applause!" Ayame exclaimed as he came through the door. At that moment, Jeylissa's mom came in the room through the door that Sessho-Maru was leaning against, and began pouring clothes from the laundry basket on Jeylissa's head. Promptly leaving afterwards.

"Ohh…My head…" Jeylissa moaned. After a few seconds of silence, she suddenly got the angriest look on her face. "AYAME! I thought you said you were going to be gone for a week! And how many times have I told you to knock?' she shouted.

"Well, as it turns out, they kicked me out after the first three hours!" Ayame answered with an idiotic grin on his face.

"I can only imagine why a hotel would kick you out," SesshoMaru muttered.

"If it's for anything inappropriate, you're going to get kicked out," Jeylissa said.

"Well, you can figure that out later, you're running late for you tennis class," SesshoMaru said.

"Huh? Tennis? Wait, you're right! I'm late for class!" Jeylissa cried, jumping up and grabbing her tennis racket on the way out. "Wait up, I'm coming too!" Ayame shouted, grinning oh so very stupidly.

"No you aren't you're going to stay here and write a two hundred word essay on why you were kicked out of the hotel," SesshoMaru said as he left to follow Jeylissa.


Where everyone came from:

Jeylissa: My imagination

SesshoMaru: InuYasha

Ayame: Fruits Basket

Jeylissa's Mom: same as Jeylissa.


Oww…My head! I mean ouch! That had to hurt, poor Jeylissa. Well, I thank any and all reviewers, and if I could hand out cookies to you I would. G2G, bye!

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Rewritten on 6/30/06